That hysterical moment…
When America brings up December 21, 2012.
"GAAAH!" America, a blonde with spectacled blue eyes, panicked and started to run around the conference room. He had just realized what today was. "DUDES! WHY THE F*CK ARE WE STILL HERE?!"
The nations in the meeting room slowly looked up at the energetic blonde, looking like this is normal. England, a Brit with shaggy bleach blonde hair and beryl green eyes, sighed and rested his cheek on his palm, "What the bloody hell are you yapping about now, git?" He was in his usual foul mood again.
"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!"
All the nations just kept staring at America, who was running around the room, hands clutched at the sides of his head. Then, mixed reactions ensued. Some panicked like America, some kept calm and brushed the news off, some laughed nostalgically, and some just didn't care and went back to snoozing. The room was in utter chaos thanks to those who believed and panicked.
Suddenly, France, another wavy-haired blonde with deep crystal blue eyes, stood up and walked over to England. Bending over, he wrapped an arm around the Brit. "Ah~," he sighed, a nostalgic rush swept over him, "remember back then, when we thought it was the end of the world?"
England crossed his arms and leaned back in his chair. There was an amused smile plastered on his face. "Yes, I do." Another wave of nostalgia overcame him. "That sure was a bloody hectic day! I pity the person who predicted that one." France nodded. Then, both of them laughed like close buddies at the silly memory of that stupid day.
While the two just laughed, there were the others: Italy and Romano, Japan (well, he half-panicked), Poland, Prussia along with Sealand (they both got in somehow…), etc. who lost it by running around the room, screaming.
Germany, another blonde who wasn't going to be played as a fool, stood up, teeth clenched. "EVERYONE SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" he commanded in his loud voice. Of course, it was overruled by all the shrill screams and loud footsteps. Finally seeing it as hopeless to calm them down, Germany sighed and sat down, deciding to endure the half hour. He sort of envied the nations, such as Greece, Turkey, Belarus, Russia, the Baltics, Canada, China, Hong Kong, etc., who either slept through all this or just ignored the bunch of hysterical idiots.
Fifteen minutes passed, and it seems that Germany and a few others were about to blow a fuse. They had enough of the "I DON'T WANNA DIE!" or "THIS IS SO NOT COOL/AWESOME!" screams; and who wouldn't get pissed at the classic "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"
"EVERYONE! SHUT UP!" Germany lost it, knocking his chair down when he stood up. You know what? Screw it! If the idiots believe in the end of the world, then let them believe it! But! Making others suffer with their pansiness is a bit too much. "THE MEETING'S OVER!" And with that, Germany gathered his brief case and coat, being the first to leave all of this. He mumbled under his breath, "Take care, you dummkopfs… Happy End of World."
The others who kept calm stood up also and followed after Germany. As surprised as they were that Germany ended the meeting early, they understood why and took advantage of this opportunity to leave this kooky room. Oh well, if the end of the does happen, at least these idiots are the first to go… Right?
Pretty soon the room was empty except for the insane blockheads and a few sleeping nations trapped in their dreamlands. Yup… This is certainly a happy end of the world.
Happy end of the world! I'm so glad that I'm going outside for a trip! (That I'm not forced to go because I'm in trouble or anything. Teehee~)
Translation:
Dummkopfs: fools (got this from Google translate, so correct me if I'm wrong.)
Reviews very much appreciated please~!
I do not – absolutely not! – own Hetalia… If I did, some more African nations would be introduced…. ;^;