Magic Mike
Dick Grayson was currently sitting on his couch in his apartment resting his broken ankle. He was extremely bored; he hated being stuck like this. There was absolutely nothing on TV and playing video games by yourself is only fun for like thirty minutes. Everyone he knew was either in school or at work or doing something for the team. Tim was at school in Gotham, Barbara was on a mission with Cassie, Bruce of course was at work, Damian was at school as well even though he offered to skip and come hang out with Dick, but Alfred refused to let him and his best friend Wally was at college in California. His girlfriend Artemis of ten months was at work, but she promised she would be home early, she was currently not making that promise, she was late. Dick was incredibly bored, he couldn't train he couldn't go anywhere, hell he wasn't even supposed to get off the couch, but he had to go the bathroom at some point, plus he had to feed himself.
Dick had just pulled out his phone and got ready to dial Artemis' number for the tenth time in the last hour when his apartment door opened "Hey babe, sorry I'm late the line at the Chinese place you really like was insanely long" Artemis said carrying two bags full of his favorite food.
Dick smiled and said "I was just getting ready to call you".
Artemis sat the bags on the kitchen counter along with her briefcase and rolled her eyes "You've been calling me nonstop for the past hour babe".
Dick shrugged with a sheepish smile "You were late, I got worried".
Artemis rolled her eyes and walked behind the couch to peck his lips "You mean you were bored" she said pulling away.
Dick grinned "You know me to well 'Mis".
Artemis laughed and kissed him again "That I do. Let me get changed and we can eat dinner okay".
Artemis turned around and headed up the stairs towards Dick's bedroom where she had extra clothes. Dick grabbed the TV remote and flicked through the TV channels looking for something decent to watch. Finally Dick settled on watching the movie Just Go With It on TV. Ten minutes later Artemis came down the stairs wearing a pair of girl boxer shorts with one of Dick's old mathlete t-shirts, she had put her hair up in a messy bun and looked more sexy than Dick had ever seen her. She made them both plates and sat them on the coffee table going back into the kitchen for drinks and napkins. Artemis came back into the living room setting everything down; gently she climbed onto Dick's lap wrapping her arms around his neck playing with the hair on his neck. Dick placed his hands on her hips lifting the t-shirt up with his thumbs rubbing small circles on her skin.
Artemis smiled and said "I missed you today".
Dick smiled back and said "You have no idea how much I missed you 'Mis".
Artemis smiled and leaned forward kissing him on the lips. It was a sweet soft kiss both of them saying how much they loved and cared for one another. But it quickly turned into a lust filled kiss Artemis bit down on Dick's lower lip silently telling him to open his mouth. Like a good boyfriend Dick obeyed and opened his mouth, instantly their tongues battled for dominance, neither pulled away until air became a necessity. Both of them pulled away breathing heavy and had a dark lustful look in their eye. Artemis took a deep breath and closed her eyes, when she opened them her eyes had gone back to normal, she smiled and got off of Dick's lap sitting next to him with her legs crossed. "I don't want the food getting cold" she said handing Dick his plate.
Dick grudgingly took the plate and mumbled "Of course you wouldn't".
Artemis nudged his shoulder and said "Heard that babe".
Dick smiled and said "You were supposed to".
Artemis narrowed her eyes and said "Do you really want to play the ass card right now, because I could hold out on you all night".
Dick's eyes widened and hastily he said "I'm sorry babe, I really am I've just been so bored all day and then you come home looking so sexy in my old t-shirt".
Artemis smiled and said "You really know how to make up an apology Mr. Grayson". Artemis kissed his cheek and said "Now eat your dinner and watch the movie".
Dick smiled and ate his dinner; once he was done he wrapped his arm around Artemis' shoulder pulling her into his side. Together they relaxed on the couch watching Just Go With It. When the movie was over they stayed on the couch just enjoying being together.
"So I made plans with Barbara, Zatanna, Cassie, Karen, Raquel and M'gann for our girl's night" Artemis said.
Dick raised an eyebrow and looked down at her "Oh and what are they this week". Every other week the girls from the team would go out for girls night it ranged from going out to drinks and dinner, going dancing, or going to one of their apartments and watching chick flicks all night.
"All of them are going to come here since I'm staying here and watch Magic Mike, Pitch Perfect, The Lucky One, and Bridesmaids" Artemis said picking up the stuff from the coffee table and taking it to the kitchen.
Dick raised an eyebrow and turned around on the couch so he could see her "You're going to watch that male stripper movie".
"Cassie and Babs really want to see it. Apparently Channing Tatum is the sexiest man in Hollywood" Artemis said putting the left overs in the fridge.
Dick winced and said "I really didn't need to know who Babs thinks is sexy. So you're seriously going to bring six girls to my apartment to watch a male stripper movie and a bunch of chick flicks. What am I supposed to do while all this is going on?" Dick asked.
Artemis shrugged and said "We could watch them at my apartment but I promised you I'd stay with you while you're on bed rest for your ankle. You can hang out in your room you have a full entertainment system up there to, and the girls already know you as my rich boyfriend Dick Grayson. The only person who knows your Nightwing is Babs".
Artemis sat down on the couch again facing Dick "And what are you going to tell them about my ankle?" Dick asked.
"I'll tell them I pushed you down the stairs. It's easy coming up with a lie, it'll be fine babe, the girls know you already" Artemis said putting her hand on his cheek.
Dick sighed and said "Fine, but I hope you know that you don't need to watch a male stripper movie when you've got this awesome body right here" Dick said lifting his shirt.
Artemis laughed and ran her hand up and down on Dick's stomach making him shiver "Trust me babe you have no reason to worry. Those actors have nothing on my sexy hero boyfriend".
Dick grinned and said "That's right". Artemis laughed and helped him stand up off the couch handing him his crutches. Together the two made it upstairs where Dick showed off his awesome body.
The next day Dick lay back on the couch recuperating while Artemis went to the store to buy all the snack food that they would need for girls night. Along with wine and to rent the movies they were going to watch.
Two hours later Artemis came through the door followed by Barbara "Look who I found at the store" Artemis said.
Barbara set the groceries bags she carried in on the counter and then walked to the back of the couch to kiss Dick's cheek "How's the ankle doing?" she asked.
"It's good, but this whole weekend of rest is killing me" Dick said.
Barbara laughed and ruffled his hair causing Dick to swat away her hand and glare at her "Of course it's killing you Dickie" Dick full on bat glared at her causing Barbara to start laughing even harder. Dick huffed and grabbed her arm flipping her over the couch making her squeal in surprise, he started tickling her, not stopping until she apologized for using that horrible nickname. Artemis stood in the kitchen laughing at the two; Barbara had managed to get out of Dick's hold and got him in a head lock giving him a wet willy. The two started wrestling even more and Artemis knew it was time to break it up before they broke something or Dick injured his ankle even more.
Artemis walked behind the couch and grabbed Barbara around the waist and pulled her over the couch "Okay you two break it up, I'm not cleaning up after you two" Artemis said with her hands on her hips.
"Jeez Artemis you sound like our mother" Dick said smoothing his hair back down, even though there was still parts sticking up at odd ends.
"Don't make me hurt you boy wonder" Artemis said walking back in the kitchen "Besides you need to be getting upstairs, the girls will be here any minute".
Dick pouted and said "Oh but I wanted to say Hi to all the ladies".
Artemis laughed and turned to Barbara who was helping her in the kitchen "I'm dating the biggest flirt aren't I".
Barbara laughed and said "I still don't know whose worse Dick or Wally".
Artemis groaned "Wally may think he's a flirt but he's absolutely terrible at it, at least Dick is good at it".
"Your damn right I am" Dick yelled causing both girls to roll their eyes and smile.
Artemis and Barbara sat all the stuff down on the coffee table and on the island in the kitchen and tried to keep Dick from snagging the snacks. Ten minutes later the doorbell rang and Artemis opened the door to see Cassie, M'gann, and Karen standing there.
They all came in and made themselves comfortable around the apartment Cassie looked at Dick and said "Jeez man, your rich, hot, and have an awesome apartment. Is there anything you don't have?"
Dick smiled his boyish smile and said "Well I'm certainly no stripper".
Cassie laughed and said "By the way Artemis talks about you I'd say you were".
Dick's eyes widened and he blushed looking at Artemis who just laughed and said "This is why you should be upstairs babe; they're all going to tease you".
The doorbell rang Zatanna and Raquel came into the apartment instantly Zatanna spotted Dick and said "Oh is Dick going to be our own male stripper?"
Dick stood up with the help of Barbara and said "Sorry ladies but I have been ordered to stay upstairs".
Zatanna and Cassie stood up and pouted playfully playing with his shirt and hair and wined "Oh come on I'm sure Artemis won't mind sharing".
Dick had a big grin on his face so Artemis knew she had to put an end to this now before he got an even bigger ego. "Alright you two hands off the boyfriend. It's time for him to go upstairs and rest that ankle" Artemis said standing in front of Dick with her hands on her hips and a glare worthy of Batman.
Dick sighed and said "Sorry ladies but my beautiful girlfriend won't allow me to stay. So I say good night and please try not to break anything".
Artemis put her hand on Dick's back and helped him upstairs, once inside his bedroom she kissed him and said "Do you need anything?"
"No I'm good, go have fun watching your chick flicks" Dick said laying down.
Artemis smiled and said "Okay try not to get into too much trouble up here alright" she kissed him again and went downstairs where the girls started their first movie Bridesmaids. Every now and then Dick could hear loud laughing and snorting from the girls. Then he could hear crying and soft 'awes'. When he started hearing cheering and clapping he could tell they were watching Magic Mike. Every time there was a dance scene the girls would clap and cheer making Dick laugh, he lay in bed thinking that if he didn't have a stupid broken ankle he would show them a live stripper. But he also knew Artemis would not be happy if he did that, even though she didn't show it she had a small jealousy issue. So instead like a good boyfriend Dick stayed upstairs until he heard everyone go home. Once the final person left he could Artemis turning everything off and heading up the stairs.
"So was it just absolutely horrible for you to stay up here by yourself?" Artemis asked changing into one Dick's old t-shirts that barely covered her butt.
Dick starred at her as she changed watching every movement "It was absolutely horrible listening to you girls cheer and clap at the stripper movie. But I think I know a way you could make it up to me".
Artemis turned around and slowly made her way to the bed "Oh and how is that?" she asked.
Dick grinned and said "Maybe you could be my stripper, since I was your stripper last night".
Artemis laughed and said "You really think that's going to work?"
Dick nodded his head and said "I think that's really going to work, because your my amazing, sexy, smart, strong, girlgriend".
Artemis shook her head and said "Your lucky your cute".