Chapter Four: This Just Keeps Getting Better

Okay, so after this chapter the story starts to get a little more serious. So I have decided after this I will be posting chapters every Saturday. However, if I'm especially hype about a chapter I may post it earlier. So buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

WARNING: Sexual content and adult language ahead.

"Oh man! I thought my eyes would be granted mercy on graduation day. Quick, throw on a disguise so she won't recognize us!" Axel exclaimed as he rushed to his suitcase. After about 15 minutes everyone was in disguise. Axel had his hair in a neat ponytail with sunglasses. He had on a green vest and checkered pants. He had to put make up over his upside down tear drop tattoos because, as Marluxia pointed out, "They are your most recognizable features." Demyx, refusing to comb or flatten his hair, wore a baseball cap. He had on a white tank top on and skinny jeans. Zexion combed his hair over his eyes so you could barely see them. (Not much of a change, actually.) He put on his favorite 'Paramore' shirt and striped, ripped pants. Xigbar, kept his eye path on and wore dark sunglasses to hide it. They also had to apply make up on his humungous scar. He wore a biker vest and tight black pants to "support his image". And Marluxia, being the fashionista he is, wore his hair in a pink, flower patterned scarf and pink rimmed glasses. He a had a "flower power" shirt on and black skinny jeans.

"We look pretty good if I must say so myself." Axel commented before they made their way to their sign up sheet. As he was putting the finishes touches on his signature, Larxene approached the group. "Hello, and welcome to…" She stopped midsentence before shouting, "Axel? Is that you?" He froze, not sure how to respond. He slowly brought his head up and stammered.

"Uh, who's Axel?" He said before swallowing hard. Just keep it together.

"You, silly!" Larxene said as she giggled. God, he always hated it when she did that.

"No… I'm, uh…" Axel tried to claim a name, but before he could, Demyx stepped in.

"His names Lea! I'm Myde, this is Ienze, this is Braig, and this is Lumaria." Larxene examined each of the men carefully before busting into a giggle fit.

"Hahahah! You… expect me… to believe… that!" She said between breathes. After she calmed down she muttered, "Damn, how many blowjobs to you have to give the chief to keep losers away from camp?"

"What's a blowjob, Larxene?" Sora sked. All of the children stopped what they were doing and listened intently.

"Well kids, a blowjob is when…"

"Oi! Larxene, they're too young to know that!" Xigbar yelled as he pushed the children behind him.

"You're never too young. I was just ten years old when I had my first time. Hmmm…" She said looking off knowingly into the distance. "Anyway, once you're done singing up I'll show you to your rooms."

After a minute or so, they were guided to their rooms. As the kids rushed in all the older men could do was stare. The silk couches looked brand new and the walls of the room were painted a beautiful shade of orange. There were 6 beds, one for Xigbar and Marly, another for Zex and Demyx, one for Axel and Roxas, one for Namine and Kairi, and one for Sora and Riku.

"I would suggest unpacking now. Lunch is in… 34 minutes. See you then!" She skipped off. After they did so, they were all occupying themselves in their cabin. Axel was watching a documentary about the history of fire, Demyx was practicing his guitar, Marluxia was admiring the choice of flower decorations, and Xigbar was playing Chicken Shooter on the Wii. The kids were playing Duck, Duck, Goose, except for Riku, who was taking a nap. Zexion was in the library section of the room, ecstatic that he found The Mortal Instruments series. Then they all jumped when a bell rang, rather loudly.

"Time for lunch, you anorexic shit bags!" Larxene shouted. The lunch room was packed. At first everything was fine, until Marluxia exhaled sharply and exclaimed, "Damnit!"

"What's up, man?" Xigbar asked, instant worry flashing across his face.

"Look around. What do you notice?" Everyone in the group looked up and all their faces fell. Larxene was one thing, but this shit was CRAY.

"Everyone from out college is here?" Demyx asked hesitantly.

Ooooh, can you believe that? I can only imagine what's gonna go down in the next chapter! –Ribs hands- Oh, and I also wanted to shout out something. I know the story is, like, 5 years old but if you haven't read it you totally should. It's called "Sex Ed 101" and it's an AkuRoku fanfic. I read it for the first time in two years and it's still in my top three of awesome fanfictions. I totally recommend it! :D