Disclaimer: Heeeeeelllloooooooo!!! The new chapter almost after the sixth one...WHOOT!!! Today I was bored, so that's why I actually decided that I would make the 7th chapter...eheh scratches head So now, on with the chapter!
Monday, at school. End of the first hour
"Kairi, can you come out with me for a moment?"
"Sure, Naruto-kun. Hina-chan, I'm going out for a moment, 'kay?"
"Hn." Hinata wasn't really talkative that morning, since she had the Greek interrogation at the third hour and she hadn't studied one single thing on Sunday. And she wasn't the only one, Sasuke and Deidara were in her same situation as hers, while Gaara and Itachi were studying like mad because of the Latin interrogation.
Out of the classroom, Naruto dragged Kairi in the janitors room and closed the door.
"So...Kairi-chan, I like you a lot...do you want to be my girlfriend?"
Kairi gasped and brought her hands to her mouth. She wasn't really expecting that, plus she still had Sasori's kiss in mind...sure, after thinking about it the whole night, she had come at the conclusion that he was probably drunk that night, but after something like that, who wouldn't think about it? But Naruto...she had liked him from the first day of school...So smiling and bringing her hands down, she looked at him and said:
"I...I really would like to be your girlfriend, Naruto, but...Uhm...can you let me think about this? I wasn't expecting something like that..."
"Sure, Kairi-chan! But do you uhm want to go out this evening with me? We could go to the cinema and watch that new movie, '3 metri sopra il cielo', what do you think?"
"Uhm...sure..?" Kairi didn't really like that movie, she had read the book and she hadn't liked it, it was too much dirty and dull, not to mention very superficial and no romantic at all, but since it was a date with Naruto, she accepted.
"Great! Then meet me at the Ariston cinema at 5:30, ok? Now let's go back in the class, if Genma finds us in here he's going to kill us!" and grabbing Kairi's hand, he dragged her back in the classroom.
But arriving at the door, there were two evil presences waiting fow them. One was blue haired, while the other one was red headed, and the two of them had an evil aura around them. 'Oh shit...Hinata discovered that I took her snack! She really is going to kill me now! Where is Orochimaru-sensei when you need him?' though Kairi, while Naruto was thinking : 'Maaaan...did Gaara find out that I took his lighter for Sakura-chan?' and his inner voice, known as Kiubi, said: 'Kid, it was nice to meet you. Well, see ya in the afterlife!' and vanished from his mind, leaving a scared-as-hell Naruto in front of an evil Gaara.
Both Naruto and Kairi, seeing the identical looks on Gaara and Hinata's faces, thought at the same time 'They really are meant to be!' and turning to face each other, said at the same time:
"Kairi" "Naruto" "It was nice to meet you!" and then Naruto took from nowhere his pen and a piece of paper and started writing, while speaking out loud:
"01 03 07
These are my last wishes:
For my friend Gaara, I leave him my collection of naked women pictures;
To Kiba I leave my collection of Icha Icha Paradise Deluxe Edition to take care of and enjoy them;
To Kai-" but he was cutted off when Gaara spoke:
"Naruto...I juuust remembered that you were going to be interrogated too with me and Itachi in Latin..."
"What?!? And why didn't you tell me???"
"Beeeeecause you were supposed to remember it by yourself..." but in his mind Gaara was chanting, along with Shukaku, his inner voice, who was drunk at the moment 'kukuku...he couldn't remember because he was in the toilet when Orochimaru said it...mwahahahahahahahahah!!!'
"Oh shit, I don't know a single thing! Notebook, come to me!" and Naruto flung himself across the room to go get it, leaving poor Kairi alone with "The Devil" also known as Hinata.
"H-hina-chan?"
"You...you didn't give me your notebook with all the Greek exercises! And now how the heck am I supposed to do them? Hmm???" and Hinata stomped back to her seat while muttering incoherent words like "torture", "death", "chains" and "fire". At this last one she gave an evil laugh (A/N: Yes, our little Hina is a pyromaniac! Hooray for pyromaniacs!) while Kairi was thinking 'Oh God...now more bruises are going to add to the list "bruises by Hinata"...' and she went back to her seat just when Kabuto was entering the class.
"Kids" he said "I have to talk to a parent of one of my other pupils...so take the book of "Promessi Sposi" and read chapter 9...don't make noise, or else I'll tell Orochimaru..." and with this he exited the class.
Meanwhile, Kairi was thinking again about what Sasori did, so she bent a little over the desk and touched Hinata's shoulder:
"Psst...Hina-chan!"
"Yes?"
"You know, the other night when we went to the disco? Well..." and she started describing the scene "and then Sasori kissed me, but I think he was probably dr-"
"He WHAT?!? I'll kill him!" and Hinata jumped on the table, ready to run and find Sasori.
"NNNOOOOO!!! Hinata calm down! Remember what we decided before going to this school? NO killing in the class or outside!"
"Who cares? No one touches you without MY permission! And now let me go, I won't kill him...for now..."
'Well, at least Sasori-kun's going to live a little longer...phew!' Kairi though to herself.
End of school, at the gardens
Now all the gang (Akatsuki plus Sasuke, Gaara, Shikamaru, Hinata and Kairi) were there. Hinata had run after Sasori for like half an hour, then she had gotten tired and finished chasing him. Now they were talking apart from the others (A/N: Hinata and Sasori are really good friends, they went to the summer camp all years together from when they were 7, but neither Kairi, Kiba or Shino were there at the time, so that's why Kairi didn't know Sasori XD):
"So, Saso-kun...when are you going to confess to Kairi?"
"I don't know...someday...but from what you tell me before, she thinks that I was drunk the night I kissed her, so she really is clueless about my feelings for her..."
"Well, you really have to move then: Naruto asked her if she wanted to be his girlfriend, and even if she didn't say yes, they are going to the cinema tonight together..."
"So it's true that she did like him..."
"Listen, Saso-kun: I think that Uzumaki is having an affair with the Haruno whore, and one of my spies (A/N yes Hinata has her spies! Like I do!) told me that she was going to the same cinema at the same hour tonight...what do you think about it?"
"Hmm...he probably is using Haruno as a sex toy and Kairi as a tool he can show to his friends..."
"Yeah, that's the same thing I thought. So the plan is: tonight Gaara-kun and I are going with them because I don't trust him enough to be alone with her, and if I see her there in suspicious acts with him, I'll call you and we'll decide what to do, 'kay?"
"Yeah. Let's go back to the others, I see your boyfriend is getting pissed seeing me so close to you" and he bent down and kissed her cheek while looking at Gaara, who, seeing this, stomped up to them and said:
"Well? You done talking with MY girlfriend?"
"Sure. I'm going there, Hina!"
Alone with Gaara, Hinata said:
"Uhm, Gaara-kun? Why are you angry?"
"Because he kissed you right in front of me!". An evil plan formed in Gaara's mind:
"But, since we're together, I guess I'l l just have to clean you were he touched you..." and he bent down and started trailing kisses from her neck to her cheek.
Hinata gasped: "Gaara! What are you doing? Here everyone will see!"
"So? Let them see...it's not everyday that you have such a sexy and beautiful girlfriend all for you..." and lightly bited her ear, while sneaking his arms around her waist and holding her close.
"Well, not that I'm not enjoying it, but could we do it another time at another place? I wanted to talk about something, and if you continue I'm going to forget it! So...pweeease?" and she made big puppy eyes.
"Ugh...no...Hina you can't do that! It's not fair! You know I can't resist that look...fine, fine! I'll let you go, but tonight at the cinema you're going to pay for disobeying me! " he playfully said and released her.
"Bleeeh!" she said and sticked her tongue out at him "I perfectly know that!" and she went back to the group.
While Gaara and Hinata were "busy", Sasuke was talking to Shikamaru:
"You know the annual band's festivity, the "Art's day"?"
"Yeah. What about it?"
"You play the drums, right?"
"Yeah."
"Well, I play the keys and piano, Gaara plays the bass and is good at singing and Hinata sings and plays the guitar...so I was thinking that we could make a band, SO MY BROTHER WON'T DO SOMETHING THAT I DON'T!" he finished, with 'the flame of youth'in his eyes and Lee's pose. (A/N: great...we just needed another Lee...wacks Sasuke in the head DON'T STEAL LEE'S POSES! Sasuke: YOSH! Me: Shut UP!)
Shikamaru sweatdropped: "Uhh...Ok? Now we just have to ask them...troublesome..."
Finisheeeeeeed!!! All thanks to Kiuby who didn't stop pestering me until I finished it...I'll get my revenge! evil laugh Tell me if you liked this chapter! And I'm going to need someone GOOD in writing lemons for the next chapters...because one will be in one of them...so if you're good, tell me! Because it seems that I can perfectly read and imagine it, but I can't write it in English...maybe I should write it in Italian! gets hit in the head ok ok I was kidding...you probably won't understand it...so now Read & Review!
Baci, Piisa