Disclaimer: Here is Kiuby. I took control of Piisa's computer, in fact I can hear her screaming from the cage I've put her in….Now that I can feel the power the keyboard gives me , I will tell you the story of my life. I was born on the 10th of July in a small town called Sassari….ok ok I'm kidding…Now I have to go because Piisa is breaking free from the cage….bye !

Don't forget to remember me

Please, forget all I've said! runs away

Piisa comes at the computer panting and sweating

Whew! Shame on me when I said that breaking free from a cage was easy! Totally wrong u.u that evil witch…I swear I'll get her! Now on with the story! I don't own Naruto…but I do own this story and this plot!

4.30 a.m.

A phone call woke up the Hyuuga mansion. And it weren't the firemen to say that the house was going on fire, nor the police to say that Hinata had to go with them to the police station, but…

A sleepy Hinata answered the phone:

"Hn"

"It's a disaster! You gotta help me! Best friends are needed for this, and we are best friends, right? Ah sorry, this isn't the moment to have complexes "…the whiny voice of Kairi said.

"Hm?"

"I knew you were going to help me! You're always there for me! I'll tell you my problem, ok?"

"Hnn"

"Well, hmm…should I bring the brown trousers or the black ones? It's a life or death question!! "

"GROARRRRR!!"

"Oh I knew you were going to tell me the right thing to do! I'll bring the black ones then! See ya in half an hour! Ha! I even have to compliment myself because I woke you up in time!" and she hung up the phone.

Hinata stared unbelievingly at the phone. She had called her at 4.30 a.m. to ask her that?! Ohh, she was so going to kill her when she saw her! (Kiuby's note: Kairi isn't frivolous!! She's just hyper in the early morning! Piisa pushes her away from the keyboard I told you not to touch the computer again!! This time you'll pay! takes out giant paper fan and starts chasing her)

At the bus (5.00 a.m.)

Sleepy students could be seen around the school. Kairi, Sasori, Gaara, Itachi, Sasuke, Deidara, Shikamaru, Rock Lee, Shino, Kiba, Choji, Ino, Sakura (A/N: well…she's too stupid to actively take part in the conversation so she was just nodding) and Naruto were happily chatting about the upcoming trip when they saw the students literally part in two, and at the end of the line was a dark and evil aura slowly passing in the corridor made by the students…and as the aura came closer, it was recognized as Hinata.

A bad feeling assaulted Kairi and she hid behind Gaara, thinking 'If I hide behind him Hina won't be able to touch me!'

Heh. Poor Kairi. She had forgotten that a sleeping Hinata + a call in the middle of the night + a really really stupid reason for the call a bomb worse than a nuclear one.

Tell goodbye to Kairi, boys and girls, because this is the last time you'll see her-alive and in one piece.

Hinata walked up to the hiding Kairi and, without even a blink of the eyes, she grabbed Gaara, lifted him, put him down behind her, grabbed Kairi by her collar and dragged her away, while Kairi waved goodbye at the others who sweat dropped but didn't move to try to save her - a mad Hinata was a very scary Hinata.

At the bus (5.00 a.m.)

As everyone knows, the backseats of the bus go to the coolest people in the class…so of course, the gang we all love was in the back:

In the farthest seats were, in order, Itachi, Gaara, Hinata, Sasori and Deidara. In front of Sasori and Deidara were Naruto and Kairi (who, by the way, had various bruises on her visible body parts), then there were Shino and Kiba and in front of them were Sakura and Ino, while in front of Itachi and Gaara were Sasuke and Shikamaru, and in front of them, were Rock Lee and Choji.

There was a reason of why they were seated like that: Itachi-so he could bother Sasuke all the way; Sasori-so he could control Naruto (and put into action all the 1000 + 1 ways to kill him) and Kairi; Hinata-so she could have control over the bus from her central seat.

Gaara and Hinata started talking:

"Hey. Did you got what we were talking about yesterday night?" Started Hinata.

"What? The condoms?" Said Gaara with a poker face

"Oh ahahah how funny. No not that you idiot…the weed!" Whispered Hinata.

"Oh…THAT thing!"

"Don't you feel the black power coming from it?" Said Hinata with spirited eyes

"Damn, it's really black!" Answered Gaara with his eyes wide open (A/N: stole this line from " The Emperor's New Groove" xD)

Sasori turned to them with a suspicious face:

"Did you two already smoke? I hope you didn't smoke my piece too, you brats!"

"Oooh, Gaara-kun…I see the sun!!" said Hinata trying to grab Sasori's hair.

"Hey!! Stop it Hina-chan!!"

(A/N:ok, you guys need an explanation. The day before the departure, Hinata and Gaara had stayed up until 4.00 a.m. talking about bringing some weed, Sasori stayed up all night to find all the 1000 + 1 ways to kill Naruto and the others…well…they slept ahahah!)

There was a general chatting all around the bus, and eventually Gaara and Hinata fell asleep. BUT, while the two were sleeping, Sasori was looking around and casually heard Naruto ask Kairi (who was listening to her iPod):

"Hey, Kairi-chan, can I have one of your headphones?"

"Hmm? Oh yeah, sure Naruto-kun! Here, grab one!" answered Kairi and turned her face so he could grab one.

Seeing this, Naruto inched closer and closer to her, until…SMACK. The shocked face of Kairi was the only thing he could see and in the air echoed a small scream of shock.

Hello there! Chapter 9 ended! Even if it's short…I was feeling really lazy when I wrote it…actually , if it wasn't for Kiuby here, the chapter would still be in my mind and not on the paper u.u Speaking of the chapter, there won't be a new chapter if I don't get at least 10 reviews, because after the last chapter, 

that for me was the best one that ever appeared on this story, and almost no one reviewed it (thanks to you guys who did…I love you guys!! You know who you are!!) I felt really offended…I mean…this story IS rated M, so if you didn't expect the chapter, well, blame yourself, because it's really well specified grrr grrr.

Ok, end of the rant! Review…if you don't I swear I won't update the next chapters and you will die of curiousity!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!