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After the kiss, Kairi went back in the room, closing the door behind her…only to find a nose-bleeding Hinata laying in the middle of the corridor. Really, even if she was far more experienced than Kairi, some things still left her amazed, like how even a simple kiss could be so erotic…now she had to do something about it.

Seeing the way Sasori had kissed Kairi, that meant that he wasn't just going to have fun with her, but he also wanted something deeper…so she waited for Kairi to go to sleep and then she exited the room, silently going towards Sasori and Sasuke's room, passing Kiba and Shino's, Itachi and Deidara's and Sakura and Ino's.

When she arrived at their door, she knocked and waited patiently for exactly 35.54 seconds before starting to throw kicks on the door. Finally Sasori arrived and said:

"Yo! What do you need?"

"You. With me, now!" and she pushed Sasori back in his room, not noticing the hot emo that had just come out of the shower, with droplets of water running down his chest and hair, disappearing under the small towel that was loose around his waist…

Hinata stopped dead in her track. Wait what?? Hot guy…shower…bare chest…droplets of water…HOLY MOTHER OF BUGS!! She re-did her steps until she was back in front of the guy, then she slowly turned her head to see…a surprised Sasuke looking at her, with an eyebrow lifted up, his expression one of pure amusement.

Blushing an octopus-that-stayed-too-much-in-the-boiling-water red, she ran to the balcony, still dragging Sasori with her, and slammed the door shut.

Once she calmed down a bit, Sasori said, still a bit amused:

"So, what's up? For you to come here just seconds after I left you room, there must be something important! Maybe you can't resist my sex-appeal?" he whispered playfully, pushing a bit against her.

Hinata huffed and pushed him away:

"Gah, stop doing that! You know, even if we are very close friends, you can't do it!"

"But-but- I like doing it! It's amusing to see your reactions!" he laughed, and detached himself from her body. "So really, what's up with you? You rarely come out of your room just to give me the goodnight kiss!"

"Mh. I saw the moment you shared with Kairi, and I have a few things to ask you:

First: Do you have serious intentions with her?

Second: You DO know that she still likes a bit the blond dobe, right? What do you plan to do with that?"

"Well, let's see…Yes I have serious intentions with her and for the dobe, I know of his little affair with the pink bubblegum, so if he doesn't want to have his life ruined by all the information I have on him, he'll better back down. Is that all?"

"Hmm…you actually convinced me, but remember: if I EVER, and I repeat EVER see Kairi shed some tears because of you, I'll hunt you down and beat you with a metal bat or with my bare hands until you are a bloody pulp of flesh and meat. Got it?"said Hinata with a seriousness in her eyes that was actually a bit scary.

"Never, Hina-chan, I'll never do it."



"Good. Now, let's go back inside 'coz my ass is FREEZING!!" and they went back inside, to their respective rooms.

The day after, lunch time. At a table in a fastfood near the airport.

Before sitting down at the table they had chosen, everyone ordered their food…mostly it was French chips and hamburgers, but then Lee ordered a salad. Kiba, with a skeptical expression, asked:

"Uhm, Lee…why are you ordering only a salad?" Rock Lee turned to him with fire in his eyes and went in his 'good guy pose' and said:

"Because, my un-youthful friend, the YOUTH! Cannot be corrupted by such trash food!! YOSH!!"

Everyone sweat dropped at this, and nervously sat down at the table. Kairi and Sakura were in front of each other, and near the both of them was an empty seat. Kairi eyed the other, while thinking 'Is pink her real hair color? It seems so obviously bleached…but maybe it only my imagination!! Now…where could Naruto-kun be?'

Because Naruto, being the dense head that we all know he is, still hadn't arrived to the fastfood… But anyway, the situation was still until they heard a loud voice screaming:

"Gaara!! Damn you!! Why didn't you wake me up??"

"Because I didn't feel like doing it, idiot." Calmly answered the red head, making Naruto point at him with white eyes and angry mark all over his face.

"Now, dobe, sit down…or else you won't eat until we arrive at home." Said nonchalantly Sasuke.

"Hmpf…fine!! But you all will pay for this!!" and he sat down right next to…Sakura, leaving poor Kairi feeling confused and a tad hurt.

'Why didn't he sit next to me…well, maybe he didn't notice the empty seat besides me..?'

But immediately Sasori, after noticing Kairi's expression, stood up and sat right next to Naruto, while Kiba sat on Kairi's left side and Shino sat on her right side.

And so the lunch went by with a few funny moments, like when Hinata asked Kiba, referring to the night when they had made him dress up like Sasuke and go into Orochimaru's room:

"So, Kiba-kun…how did last night go? Did he rape you or did he try to kill you after discovering that you were a fake Sasu-chan?"

"He-he-he-he first tried to rape me with Kabuto, but then I escaped through the window and went back to my room!!

"But, Dog boy"said Itachi "wasn't the snake's room on the third floor?"

"Heh…you don't know what you can do when you're in need…"

After this, the lunch continued with Hinata and Gaara throwing little balls of bread into Sakura's décolleté and, every time the little balls of bread went in, they would laugh maniacally and say "WHOOO!!This earns me 100 points!!" or whenever Sasori saw Naruto's hand going under the table, he would instantly stick his fork-or knife- in Naruto's leg, and then acting as innocently as possible, looking around and whistling like nothing had happened…or when Sakura asked Hinata to give her the salt and Hinata threw it at her forehead and then said that she was sorry but Sakura's forehead seemed to her a "place where things can land so easily"…

But going back to Kairi, she wasn't having such a good time…because first, Naruto had sat near the bubblegum, then, because every now and then said Naruto would whisper things in Sakura's ear, making her giggle a high pitched laugh…which was annoying her to no end.

And suddenly, after one of Sakura's fit of laugh, she snapped, and abruptly stood up, slamming her hands on the table, making everyone quiet down a look at her.

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!i CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THAT LAUGH OF YOURS!! TAKE THIS AND SHUT UP, YOU-YOU- YOU PINK HAIRED BUBBLEGUM!!" and she started to bang her tray against Sakura's forehead.

Naruto tried to calm her down and said:

"Kairi, please calm do-"

"You. Shut. Up! Understand me?" growled Kairi.

"Yes sir!" And Kair continued banging the tray on Sakura's forehead.

Meanwhile, Hinata and the others had sat comfortably and were watching the scene displayed in front of them while eating pop corn that had mysteriously came out of nowhere and were saying things like:

"Wow, I never expected Kairi to snap like this", or "This is waaaay better than wrestling!" and other things like these.

Then Kairi ended beating up Sakura's forehead (but only because the tray had broken) and stomped to another table, sitting down while a big black cloud was looming over her.

Suddenly Hinata spoke:

"Hey, Saso-kun…don't you think that that purple bruise clashes terribly against her hair color?"

"Heh, yeah…well, let's go to Kairi now!" and everyone stood up and went to where Kairi was, leaving Naruto, Sakura and the bruise at the table.

When they stood up too to go at the table where the others were, Sasori and Hinata stood up and, at lightning speed, went outside and then back in and, before sitting back down, positioned all around the table signals that said things like "Do not trespass", or "Denied access to idiots and big foreheads" and other things like that.

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AAAAAANNNNNNNNNND that's it!! Chapter 12!! Whooooo!! This is one of the longer chapters I've ever wrote!! I'm so proud of myself!! Anyway, Read and Review!! And if you still haven't read my other fic, "Crossing Worlds", please go and read it!! And remember..reviews makes the author happy…(hint hint)

P.S.: On the 26th of July I'm going to London for a week…if everyone lives there please contact me!! I'd be overjoyed to meet someone from that lives there!!