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At the airport

Well, after the episode at the fast food, everyone went to the airport to do the check in…which went kinda smoothly, if you don't consider when Orochimaru helped a little kid up after he had fallen and his mother mistook him for Michael Jackson and beated him with her son's baseball bat…

When Orochimaru recovered from the shock and the bruises, he gave everyone their tickets: this time, they were seated like this (mysteriously, someone –coughcoughHinatacoughcough- had made all Hinata's allies seat in front of, behind and to the sides of Kairi…how mysterious…):

Middle row: first seats, Shino, Kiba and Shikamaru; behind them, Sasori, Kairi and Naruto; behind them, Gaara, Hinata and Sasuke, and behind these three were…A fatty, Sakura, and another fatty, who for all the time did nothing but munch on their chips and sweat.

Left row: at Sasori, Kairi and Naruto's height were an empty place, Deidara and Itachi.

Right row: same, at Sasori, Kairi and Naruto's height were Rock Lee, Ino and Choji.

You see, they were all seated like this because Hinata had an evil plan in her mind: every time Sakura would go to the toilet, she would have to walk in front of her "slaves" and then, if Naruto would even plan in his sick little mind to go to the toilet too, one of the slaves would stand up and say something and then go to the toilet instead of Naruto. But, how could she warn Kiba, Shino or Shika? Simple!! Shino had conveniently placed another pair of glasses on the seat in front of him, so, by looking at the glasses, he 

would be able to tell if Hinata was doing gestures to tell them if one of the preys was moving. And, LOOK! Something's happening now!

Sakura just stood up, and she passed Sasuke, who is at Hinata's right, making him immediately get on 'alert mode' and telling Hina, and she's calling Shino:

"Pss..Shino!!"

"Yes?"

"Plan 4-4-2!! Plan 4-4-2!! Move!"

"Yes ma'am!" Shino tells Shikamaru, who tells Rock Lee, who, just as Sakura passes him, sees Naruto stand up too and immediately gets up too, pushing Naruto down and declaring "Yosh! You cannot make the youth wait! Or you want me to express my youthful-"

"Just go!! I don't want the details!!" screams Naruto and pushes Lee to the toilet, who turns and makes the OK signal at Hinata…who smirks and sits down satisfied.

Well, after Naruto discovered that all he could do was sit down and be bored, he fell asleep. Kairi by now had figured that something wasn't right, and had in program a talk with Hinata to see if what she thought was true…but now, with Naruto asleep, she had nothing to do…or so she thought.

"…Nice weather, ain't it?"…Sasori said

"Err…we're on a plane…"

"Mh. So, still like that Naruto?"

"Well, kinda…I mean, of course I do! Why would you ask?"



"Well, I hope you know that he's been doing Sakura all the time…"

"I don't believe it! Fuck y-" and Sasori kissed her ferociously, trapping both of her wrists in his left hand and with his right hand he grabbed the back of her head, keeping her close. After a while, he let her go, only to whisper, his mouth still hovering over hers, his lips lightly touching hers every time they moved:

"I suggest you don't say that…you know, I tend to be very obedient in certain situations" he smirked and let her go, readjusting himself on his seat, leaving her shocked and with a red face.

After this happened Naruto woke up and, seeing Rock Lee coming back from the toilet, stood up as well, and went to the "toilet". Rock Lee, though, had foreseen this move, and, after he saw Naruto coming in his direction, he hid behind a curtain and after Naruto passed him, moved as fast as a youthful lightning and locked him in the toilet with the help of an evil hostess.

The rest of the flight passed quickly, since almost everyone was asleep. At the end of the flight, when every other passenger had gotten off of the plane, an hostess opened the toilet (well, they HAVE to clean it!) and found Naruto curled up in a fetal position in the corner of the toilet, muttering something like "Toilets…are…scary…scary toilets…".

TIMESKIPTIMESKIPTIMESKIP!! (You see, they had arrived on Saturday, So Sunday passed uneventful)

The return to school was…quite annoying, in Hinata's opinion. All the teachers had asked them to write the story of the trip, which, without all the things that had happened in-between them (since she OBVIOUSLY couldn't write her evil plans), was quite boring. While pondering in the class on what to write, Hinata also thought that something was off with Kairi and Sasori. Every time she and Kairi were talking and Sasori arrived, Kairi would leave with an excuse made on the moment( like "I have to go!" "But it's 2 in the afternoon" "Yeah, well, I have an appointment with the dentist!" "You went there yesterday" "Well, my teeth are fragile!!") and that was making her suspicious…WHAT exactly HAD happened on the plane? So she made a mental note to ask Kairi later about it…in the meantime, she had to write the boring, boring "thing".

When the bell rang, signaling the end of the lessons, she went out of Sasori's classroom and waited for him to come out…once he did, she grabbed him for the collar and dragged him into the Janitor's closet.

"Sasori. Tell me what happened between you and Kairi"

"N-Nothing happened! What are you talking about?"

"Tell.Me.NOW!"

"Waaaaahhh!! Yes ma'am! WhilewewereontheplaneandNarutowassleepingwekindaarguedandwhenshealmostsaidfuckyouIstoppedherbykissingherwithoutherconsent!!"

"Eh?"

"While we were on the plane and Naruto was sleeping, we kinda argued and when she almost said 'Fuck you' I stopped her by kissing her without her consent…."

"Ah."

"S-so…what are you going to do to me?"

Hinata got up from the table she was leaning on, walked over to Sasori and…bone-crushed him in a hug.

"Way to go! She likes the forceful approach!"

"Wha-what??"

"She likes the type of guy that makes her feel wanted by doing the kind of things that you did!"

"Oh. But, if that's so…how come she's ignoring me?"

"…I thought that you had already understood that she was kind of shy"

"Oh, right! So, what am I to do?"

"Kiss her again, simple like that"

"Only that? Kiss her?"

"You heard me"

"Right"

"Well, she should be walking in front of this closet in a minute, so…I'm off. Do the right thing!"

And she left like that, leaving a plotting Sasori while an unsuspecting Kairi walked towards the Janitor's closet…

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Annnnnnnnnd that's it! Sorry for keeping you guys waiting for so long! I had kinda a busy summer xD So anyway, read and review! I promise I'll try to update sooner next time! For now…Read and Review!