The Twilight Twenty-Five
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Prompt: Ignorance is bliss
Pen Name: Missus T
Pairing/Characters: Esme (plus Em, J and Ed sorta)
Rating: M
Esme headed downstairs to see if her boys were hungry, but she froze when she heard a conversation that made absolutely no sense.
"Dude," Emmett laughed, "I heard Mike and Tyler had Tanya on the spit last weekend."
"No way. She's not like that," Edward defended their family friend, though from what, Esme wasn't sure.
"Ed, you're such a prude." She could almost see her oldest son, Jasper, rolling his eyes at him. "The boys on the Res. said she likes to be airtight."
She suddenly had a bad feeling she didn't want to know what they were talking about...
**-**-**The Twilight Twenty-Five**-**-**
A/N: Sorry if you're truamatized. 0_o
If you don't know the terms "on the spit" or "airtight," I suggest urban dictionary... LOL