I'm back! I finally came up with some ideas for this and a special thanks to The Girl of the Moon for her input. I was going to use the song Jealousy but I decided on the Darren Criss song instead. Now, on with it!
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"So, let me get this straight. You want us to fake date so that Hamilton will be jealous?"
"That about sums it up."
"Pretty smart, Ekat."
"No, duh Jonah. Also you could make Elizabeth jealous."
"What? Why would you think I want to make her jealous?" Jonah laughed nervously rubbing the back of his neck.
"Oh, please, I'm an Ekat and can figure out the signs. Whenever you look at her your pupils dilate and your pulse speeds up. I understand the physical reactions."
"Damn. Does anyone else know?"
"No, I haven't told anyone. So, what do you say?"
At lunch Jonah and Sinead walked in to the room holding hands.
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'I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life,' was all Elizabeth was thinking throughout lunch. Hamilton looked like he wanted to shove his pizza in Jonah's face and Elizabeth felt like hers was going to make a re-appearance.
"You okay, Elizabeth?" Amy had walked over to her and was talking quietly. They were all eating lunch in Cahill command so that they could keep an eye on the screens. Dan was playing video games with Sinead's brother, Ian was sneaking glances at Amy and playing solitaire, and the rest were just sitting eating pizza.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be?" Elizabeth knew very well why she wouldn't be, but hoped that all of that damn training would cover it.
"Oh, come on. I know you like Jonah." Amy smirked and Elizabeth could have sworn that Ian almost swooned when he saw her pull of his signature facial expression.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Elizabeth replied and took another bite of pizza.
"Yes you do. You look at him like-"
"Like Ian looks at you?" Elizabeth hoped that changing the focus onto Amy's love life would distract her.
"What?" Amy replied shocked.
"You seriously don't know?" Elizabeth wasn't sure whether to laugh or what at Amy's obliviousness.
"Know what?"
"Ian's totally in love with you." Elizabeth took another bite of pizza as if she had just said the most obvious thing in the world.
"Oh." Elizabeth almost sighed with relief knowing that Amy was far to distracted with her own love life to bring up Jonah again. She would have come up with a new conversation but Hamilton asked to talk to her in private.
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Ian was failing horrible at solitaire. And it wasn't because he sucked at it; it was because he was paying more attention to Amy then the game. And then Amy started paying attention to him.
She looked at him, he looked away.
He looked at her, she looked away.
Repeat until lunch was over, and it sums up what happened.
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"So, you know how Jonah and Sinead are dating?"
"Yeah…"
"We should fake date to make them jealous."
"What? Why would I want to make Jonah jealous?"
"Don't even try to deny it, you totally love him. When you were trying to spray paint my helmet I was in your room reading your diary."
"How? It requires a password and the diary itself is written in German."
"It was pretty easy to figure out the password; I noticed that you had an "A Very Potter Musical" poster, so I typed in Redvines. And I speak German."
"Momentary grudging respect."
"So, Elizabeth whatever-your-last-name-is, will you be my fake girlfriend?"
Wow, two fake relationships in one day. The Cahills are on a role.
Sinead, Jonah, Hamilton, and Elizabeth all sing Jealousy by Darren Criss