Rose stands at the microphone again. She takes a calming deep breath before returning to the narration.
Red was a kind boy who cared deeply for his family and friends.
Dave gives a dramatic sigh.
One day Red was out getting some fruit for his family and he came across his good friend Jake.
Dave walks across the stage stopping in front of a badly made fruit stand that only had pumpkins stocked in it. The well built boy behind the stand gives a bright toothy grin. He's got black hair styled up in an amusing flip and he's wearing a loose green button up shirt, undone and showing a dusting of hair on his dark tan chest. "Hello Dave!" He swings his arm around in excitement slapping Dave hard on the back knocking his sunglasses off-kilter and taking his breath away for a moment.
After taking a moment to regain his breathing Dave fixes his shades and turns to Jake. "Sup Jake?"
Jake gave Red a worried look.
Jake continues to grin brightly at Dave. Dave raises an eyebrow. Rose purses her lips.
Jake gave red a WORRIED look!
Jake's grin stays plastered on his face. Dave slaps his forehead and elbows Jake in the side. "Dude, you're supposed to be looking worried. Like if you were wandering along and all of a sudden you saw a dragon flying off with your dog. Like if you walked in on your boyfriend macking with your best friend. Like if you tripped and busted your arm and even though the bone was sticking out of the flesh you still weren-"
"Dave I think he gets the point." Rose supplies with an amused smirk.
Jake tries really hard to rein in his smile and look worried. It kinda worked. Rose gives up and continues.
Red, having such a caring heart, asked his friend what was wrong.
"Dude, sup with you? You look constipated. Need me to watch the stand while you take a dump or something?" Dave grins.
Rose slaps her forehead. Jake looks disgusted and offended. "Dave that is not appropriate conversation for a young adventurer like yourself!"
With her hand still on her forehead Rose continues.
Jake proceeded to tell Red of his dear sick grandm-
"Seriously Dave that was not appropriate at all! You should apologize to the audience for that!"
"There is no audience Jake. We're making a Video. The audience is empty. The audience is like your head. The audience is like your bed on a cold winters night because you can't get any. The audience-"
"Boys! Can we please get on with the story!" Rose shakes her head, still in her hand. Jake looks ashamed and scratches his head for a moment before slapping his fist into his palm.
"Ah Yes! I remember where we were! Red, my grandmother has come down with a nasty flu and I'm unable to bring her soup because I have to tend to the fruit stand." Jake grins looking proud at himself for remembering his lines so well.
Red had to help his friend!
"Isn't your grandma that hot as lava cougar who lives in the woods like some sort of creeper? Hell yeah man I'll bring her some soup and a little Strider healing too!" Dave waggles his eyebrows and smirks as Jake gives a disgusted look.
Red took the soup and some medicine from Jake and with a happy wave goodbye and heads for the woods.
Dave takes a basket from Jake and struts off stage. Jake still looks offended as the curtain closes.