Rose smiles brightly. "The next scene will now begin!"

The curtain opens up to badly multi colored trees. They look as if a bunch of elementary school children painted them. Some are even decorated with painted on exclamations of honking and justice. One tree in the center is set up backwards, the stand holding it up visible for the world.

"Um... Karkat." Rose giggles into the microphone. "One of your trees is backwards."

A stream of curse words comes from behind the curtain and a girl with straight blonde shoulder-length hair wearing a bright green shirt and red pants with red sunglasses comes skipping onto stage. She giggles and waves to the camera before grabbing one of the trees that was in fact facing the RIGHT way and turning it around backwards.

Rose giggles into her hand. Karkat storms out of the back of the stage. "God damn it Terezi! Why did we even put you on stage crew! You're not even wearing black! Everyone is supposed to be in black!"

Terezi tilts her head in Karkat's direction stepping back from the now wrong tree. "I'm blind Karkat, remember? It's not MY fault you didn't come help me pick out my clothes! No You sent VRISKA! You honestly expected Vriska to pick out the right clothes? If that's what you honestly think then you are guilty of stupidity!"

"How the fuck was I supposed to know Vriska wouldn't help! She promised she would!" Karkat scowls as he rights the first of the two trees.

"Guilty~" Terezi purrs out in a singsong voice wandering off the stage. Rose giggles again. Karkat glares at rose before fixing the other tree and storming off stage.

Rose composes herself and turns back to the mic.

Red told his brother he would be going on a trip for his dear friend Jake then began his adventure into the forest.

Dave wanders onto stage stopping in the center to stare at the trees. "Who the hell painted the set this stuff looks like shit."

"Dave don't turn your back to the audience."

"Oh come on Rose I just went over this with Jake. There is no audience. The audience is like your heart. It doesn't exist." Dave walks closer to one of the crudely painted justice trees. "Now this, this horribly painted monstrosity. This exists. Who really wants to be in a play with scenery like this?"

A plush dragon comes flying from off stage heading straight for Dave's face. He ducks to avoid it and turns with a satisfied smirk to the direction it came from. Only to get a second dragon's butt connected with his face. The dragon falls to the ground along with his sunglasses.

Rose begins giggling behind her hand again as Dave moves his hands up to cup his nose. "I think you broke my nose!"

Terezi stands on the side of the stage just in sight grinning like the cheshire cat. "Justice is served."

Dave scowls pulling his hands away to check for blood. Sure enough his nose was bleeding quite effectively. "My nose is bleeding. Rose she made my nose bleed stop laughing at me."

Rose doubled over holding her hand over her mouth unable to control her laughter. Little snorts filled the air as she lost the fight to stop.

"Oh my god Rose." Dave leans down and picks up his sunglasses and one of the dragon plush toys. He tosses it at Rose. Rose catches it with simple grace as she wipes a tear from her eye and calms her breathing.

A bright eyed girl with uncontrollable red hair in a poofy black dress with pink shoes and pink framed glasses skips onto stage holding a first aid kit. She skips over to Dave reaching just below his shoulders.

Dave leans down so it's easier for her to see. "How bad is it Feferi? It's broken right? It's like Karkat's heart after confessing to John. Like Gamzee's ability to produce good music. Like-"

"Dave you're already bleeding is it really so wise to pick fights with others?" Rose states in a condescending manner.

Feferi giggles as she pokes at Dave's nose. "Whale it's not broken! You've just gotta plug up the bleeding! We can't have red spewing out so much red!" Feferi giggles at her own joke as she pulls some gauze out of the first aid kit and rolls it up.

Dave sneers down at Feferi's hands and stands up straight. "No way, Striders do not walk around with things stuffed up their noses. That is not cool. That is the exact definition of uncool. That is so uncool even Dad Egbert would find it ironic. Not happening."

Feferi sighs and rolls her eyes. "Fin then! At least tilt your head back you're dripping on the stage!"

With a shake of her head Rose sighs. "We'll take a break. But only until the bleeding stops."