A/N: ALRIGHT! ANYBODY EXCITED TO READ CHAPTER 16?!

Voice: NOBODY IS EXCITED...

A/N: (devastated face then cries in a corner...)

*SAIYUKI ISN'T MINE!*

Beta'd by: Aliendroid-san

Plot:Son Goku who isn't the most confident boy has a problem, he is scared of people, especially boys. But what if Genjyo Sanzo comes and makes a racket in Goku's school and falls for our innocent saru? How will Goku cope up with companionship? What is Sanzo willing to do to win Goku's heart? And what are these dreams that have been bothering Goku for a while now?

HAI DOZO!

Chapter 16 It's a duel

"Uwah! I hate it! This is such a pain in the ass!" a boy screamed as he wiped sweat off his brow, and continued to drag the huge bag from his back. He held unto his walking stick, he probably found somewhere on the road earlier, and continued climbing up the steep hill.

"Why does that stupid school have to stand on top of a freakin' hill?!" he wailed in utter frustration as he held his walking stick tighter. "I mean, really, I know they want to isolate the school from the outside world, but this is just freaking ridiculous! No I have to do this for Goku! I have to see him again! I studied really hard to get into this school! And I even ran away from home just to get here! I can't turn back now!"

The boy then tied his long hair in a bun. "I'm back, Goku, I've come back for you."

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

"Then we'll be telling Konzen-sensei that Goku's alright," Hakkai said as he closed the door of the infirmary.

Sanzo glanced at Goku's unconscious form for like the 27th time in the last ten minutes, and seriously it was starting to piss Kougaiji off.

"Will you hold still?! I'm still trying to put the disinfectant on your face you know?!" Kougaiji hissed irritated at the blonde.

"Tch!" Sanzo ignored the redhead completely by turning his head to the side.

"You know, you may be an idol, but your attitude SUCKS," Kougaiji said bluntly as he dabbed a ball of cotton with disinfectant on it on Sanzo's swollen cheek.

"WHAT THE?! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Sanzo screamed as he stood up fuming with rage.

"See? That's what I'm talking about. Your pretty selfish too, which makes you suck more. Anyways, sit down so I can finish putting this on your face." The redhead gestured the blonde to sit down. He is so predictable. The man sighed as he dabbed the cotton back on Sanzo's face. "What happened? Why was Goku hurt? Did he get into a fight or something? He's not the type to fight though."

The blonde hissed as the object made contact with his face. "Isn't it obvious you blockhead?! He got into a freakin' fight!" Sanzo said as he glared at the redhead.

"Didn't I just say Goku's not the type to fight with anyone? He looks too frail and weak for that," Kougaiji said bluntly as he pulled back and took a patch out of one of the shelves beside him.

Sanzo sat there silently for a few moments glaring at the floor as if there were bugs crawling all over it. That's when something clicked into his head. "Did you just call him Goku?" he asked the man who was coming back to his chair.

"Oh yes, I called him Goku. Is there something wrong with that?" Kougaiji asked as he placed the patch on Sanzo's cheek.

Sanzo's Anger Meter : 20%

"He's such a nice boy. He may be very silent, but he does know how to smile once in a while," the redhead said as he just looked at Sanzo.

Goku smiled for him?! The blonde thought furiously.

Sanzo's Anger Meter : 80%

"Wh-What are you to Goku?" Sanzo asked.

"I'm his friend," Kougaiji said as he looked at Sanzo in a thoughtful way. Well, just this morning.

WHAT?! HE'S A FRIEND?!

Sanzo's Anger Meter : 200%

Sanzo's eyes were burning with rage! He couldn't believe that Goku had this guy for a friend! And he was very very very UPSET!

"I think he's very cute too. I won't be surprised if I ever fall in love with him," the redhead said in a joking kind of way.

Sanzo's Anger Meter : 1000%

That ultimately was the last string for Sanzo. His anger flare burned up even more. His killing aura evolved into total bloodlust. He wasn't just thinking how he could murder this 'Nurse's assistant' brutally. He had already gone way ahead of that. I want to see him suffer in hell, in nirvana, in limbo, in the river styx, in oblivion!

Kougaiji perked an eyebrow. "Is something wrong?" he asked.

The blonde stood up and glowered at Kougaiji who was sitting down. "I don't know who the FUCK you are. All I know is I-WANT-YOU-TO-STAY-AWAY-FROM-GOKU! Don't ever come near him! Even if you're his friend!"

The redhead snickered and looked at Sanzo mockingly. "And what right do you have to say that? Are you his lover?"

"HIS SOON TO BE!" The blonde yelled at Kougaiji's face.

"Oh? Do I sense some kind of jealousy here?" Kougaiji smirked.

THIS GUY IS SERIOUSLY PISSING ME OFF! Sanzo thought as he gritted his teeth. "NO! I'M NOT JEALOUS! I DON'T POSSESS SUCH FEELINGS! BECAUSE I'M POSITIVE I WILL MAKE GOKU MINE!"

"Oh really? Sorry to break it to you buddy, but I assure you Goku's going to be mine," Kougaiji smirked as he covered his rather amused smile with his hand.

"DON'T GET COCKY WITH ME YOU LITTLE SHIT! I ALREADY SWEPT GOKU OFF HIS FEET!" The blonde screamed.

"And you think you can impress me with that? May I remind you that Goku is already my friend," said the redhead.

Sanzo froze on the spot.

Kougaiji then smiled evilly, "Then let's make this a duel."

"WHA?!" Sanzo exclaimed.

"A duel. A duel to see who wins Goku first. The first person to make Goku his wins," Kougaiji said in a very mischievous grin.

"What are the conditions?" Sanzo asked as he slowly calmed down.

"Oh you're interested?"

"Of course! Because it's Goku! Now say what the conditions are already!"

"Hmm, one: Riches are forbidden. I know you. You're Genjo Sanzo, the hottest singer in Japan which means you're rich. So extravagant gifts too win Goku is out of the question. If you want to give him something, it should be out from your own pocket. Two: We can use as much connections as we can, but only within the school grounds."

"BASTARD! YOU'RE A WELL KNOWN GUY IN THIS SCHOOL! YOU'RE AT AN ADVANTAGE!" Sanzo screamed in anger.

"Yes, but you're pretty well known yourself. And, third: Methods or plans that consist of Goku having a possibility of getting hurt is definitely out. So no super hero antics wise guy!" Kougaiji said as he looked at Sanzo.

"Well then it's my turn." Sanzo said as he crossed his arms. "One: No sneak kisses or any kind of intimacy, UNLESS it's Goku who makes the move! Or I may cut your hand off! Two: No seducing of Goku either! If we want him to fall in love with us we have to do it fair and square. And last but not least, Three: Goku must never know about this! Do you agree?"

"It's a deal, done!" Kougaiji said with a smirk.

"Then let's begin." Sanzo said as he glared at the red head.

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

"Anou! Do you know someone named Son Goku in this school?" a boy with his hair in a bun asked a girl.

"Son Goku? The brown haired freshman?" The girl asked.

"Uh, yes," The boy answered.

The girl placed her finger on her lips and gave a thoughtful look. "Hmmm, I don't know, but I think he was brought to the infirmary."

"WHAT?!" The boy screamed, which startled the girl, but he regained his composure quite quickly and asked, "Where's the infirmary?"

"It-it's in building 2, fourth floor, last room to the right."

"Thank you very much!" The boy exclaimed as he held the girls hands together, making her blush.

The boy was already running as fast as he could just as soon as the girl said, "Y-yeah sure, you're very w-welcome."

Goku I'm finally here! Just wait for me!

OWARI!

A/N: Hey guys! I hope you liked this chapter!

Voice: zzzzz

A/N: JERK!