AN: Thank you for the reviews, you guys are awesome! c: but anyway, i'm gonna be really shitty about updating on time because of finals and everything so i'm posting chapter two today. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone and everyone belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. Damn that man.
Ch. 2
"WAKE UP YOU LAZY FUCK!" Kyuubi all but screamed at his brother.
"hjdskf skdjffhgmrhtm" mumbled the blonde, still half asleep and squinting his eyes at the bright lights surrounding the room.
"WHACHYA SAY? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!"
"I SAID LET ME SLEEP FOR TEN MORE FUCKING MINUTES, STUPID PRICK" Naruto yelled, covering his face with his blanket.
"GET UPPPPPPP I MADE YOU BREAKFAST AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO BACK TO THE HOUSE AND UNPACK ALL THE SHIT AND MAKE THE HOUSE LOOK 'PERFECT'" Kyuubi yelled back, just then a great thought came to his mind. He grabbed the blanket that Naruto rolled himself into a fat burrito with and yanked it off the blonde, causing him to fall off the couch.
"OW WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR DIPSHIT?!" Naruto threw his pillow at his brother who easily dodged it.
"I said, we have to get going and since you wouldn't get your lazy ass off my couch I did the next best thing to wake you up.", Shrugged the readhead, cheeky grin plastered on his face.
"I hate you, ya'know?" The younger brother muttered.
"Eh, you love me so shut up and get dressed so we can get going and finish unpacking early. When you're done putting your clothes on, come and eat." Kyuubi said while heading into the kitchen.
"Yeah, yeah I'm goin'" Naruto said, getting up off the floor and heading into the bathroom to take a quick shower.
When he got out of the shower, Naruto dried his hair which automatically spiked up like it has all his life, and put his clothes on. As much as he loved showers, he also hated them. He hated how he'd have to look at himself in the mirror every day and see that he was still very much female. He hated his breasts. They were small, but still there. He hated his lack of penis. He hated his vagina. He hated periods. He hated the thought that he could be pregnant. He hated binding up his breasts every day. He hated all of it. Why couldn't god just put a cock between his legs for Christ sake?
Sighing to himself, he walked into the kitchen, grabbing the ramen that his brother made and shoveled it into his mouth. "God this is heaven", the blonde moaned, making seconds for himself.
"Slow down there Kit, you're gonna get a stomach ache and then you can't unpack and mom will be on my ass about you getting sick, and you also won't be able to meet any of my friends who soooooooo desperately want to meet you." Kyuubi said, coming back into the kitchen and grabbing the bowl out of his younger brothers' hands.
"Are you actually being serious right now Kyuu? You know first-hand how I can down 10 large bowls of ramen in 20 minutes." The blonde tried to grab his ramen back from his brother, but the redhead simply poured it down the drain.
"Naru, if you don't put your shoes on in ten seconds, I'll shove your face down the toilet."
Naruto, not wanting to call his brothers bluff, quickly put his shoes on and ran out the door.
Though the moment he stepped out the door, he ran into a hard body and they both fell to the ground, with the blonde on top of this new mystery person. Naruto quickly realized what had happened and scrambled to get himself up off the ground, helping this man who he didn't know up as well. He took a quick look at the man. He was about the same height as the blonde, maybe a couple inches taller, he had an interesting hair color, it was grey, almost silver, and sleeked back. His eyes were a beautiful and vibrant, violet color, that trapped the viewer in their gaze. All in all, he was a babe.
"Ahhh fuck kid, what the hell is wrong with you?" said the man in an annoyed voice.
"Hey, calm down Hidan, this is my brother, the one I was telling you about." the redhead answered.
"THIS IS YOUR BROTHER? HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST FUCKING HIM. HE'S FUCKIN' BABEN" Hidan borderline screamed. "Yo, sorry kid, didn't mean to be so harsh." The silver haired man nervously laughed, scratching the back of his head. "It's nice to meet 'cha, the name's Hidan." he said, extending his arm out implying for the blonde to shake his hand.
"Uhh hi, I'm Naruto. It's nice to meet you too." the youngest of the three replied, taking Hidan's hand cautiously and shaking it.
"Since we're done with the introductions, can you tell me why you're here?" Kyuubi asked the silver haired man.
"I thought we were hangin' out. You said you had time today."
"Shit," the redhead said "I totally forgot. Fuck, sorry Hidan. My brother just got back yesterday and I was only thinking about him so I just forgot." Kyuubi chuckled.
"Hey, it's alright, don't worry about it. What are you guys doing right now?" Hidan said, looking at beautiful blonde in front of him.
Naruto swore he could see Hidan undressing him and he felt really uncomfortable.
"We're going back to my parent's house to help them unpack. You can come too if you want. Then after we could go and meet up with Sasori and Deidara." Kyuubi looked over to Hidan "Oh, by the way, Naru-chans trans so you can stop fucking him in your mind"
Hidan was shocked to say the least. "YOU'RE TRANS? HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE BIOLOGICALLY MALE. Damn, you pull it off really good. Anyway now that I know, I won't have to ask you how big your dick is." Hidan laughed at his joke and then looked at Naruto who looked like he wanted to make a mad dash out of the apartment, "but seriously, that's really cool. I have mad respect for you."
Naruto not knowing how to answer this just nodded and after a moment of silence replied to the man he just met "Thanks. I thought you'd call me a freak or something so thanks for accepting me I guess" the blonde said, looking at Hidan and gave him his biggest and brightest smile that took the older man's breath away.
"Yeah, no probs kiddo." he clapped his hand on the shorter males shoulder. "So we should get going, yeah?"
The 3 of them get into the car and head over to the house and help unpack all the boxes. Once they're done, they hang out in the living room, sprawled out on the couches, tired beyond belief. Kushina walks into the living room with sandwiches and lemonade.
"You guys worked hard so I thought I'd make you something to eat. Thanks for all your help boys" she sets the food and beverages on the table and heads over to them and gives them all a quick kiss on their heads and smiles.
Naruto stood up after his mother left and went outside for a smoke. He was thinking a lot about Sasuke and Sakura lately. He was scared of what they'd think of him. He didn't want them to think he was a freak. He'd had enough of that back in Suna. He just wanted to be friends with them again, like when they were all still toddlers. Taking a drag from his cigarette, he didn't hear Hidan or Kyuubi come outside.
"Hey, wanna hook up a fellow friend?" Hidan asked jokingly.
"Yeah, sure." Naruto pulled out his pack and handed Hidan a cigarette, then lighted it for him.
"Thanks man, really needed that." the silver haired man then took a drag from his cancer stick and blew out the smoke.
"Sure." The blonde said, doing the same thing.
"Hey, are you alright Kit?" Kyuubi asked his younger brother, a little concerned about the far off look in his eyes.
"Not really. I've been thinking a lot about going back to school here lately. I don't really think I want to anymore." said Naruto, taking another puff from his cigarette.
"Why not? You seemed excited about it yesterday." the redhead pointed out.
"Yeah, but that was yesterday. What if Sasuke and Sakura don't accept me? What if they think I'm a freak? I don't know what I'd do. I usually don't care what people think of me, but they were my best friends back then. Aniki, I don't want to be a freak." The blonde said, finishing off his cigarette and stepping on it.
"Hey kid, don't worry about it 'kay? If those dicks give you any trouble just let me know. I'll always have your back kid. And your brother's here too. I don't think he'd stand for having his baby bro being bullied or whatever." Hidan said with a smile.
Naruto couldn't help but smile back, his eyes were back to being as bright as the sky, if not brighter. "Thanks. You guys are the best. Anyways, I'm hungry. Can we go back and eat those sandwiches?"
Hidan put out his cigarette and silently agreed with Naruto and the three of them went back inside.
Plopping down on the couch, Kyuubi took a bite out of his sandwich and then turned to his brother. "Hey sooooooooooooooo do you want to go register for Konoha High after we're done eating?"
Naruto sighed and drank some of his lemonade. "Yeah I guess, it's better to get it over with sooner than later."
The three of them stood up and grabbed their dishes to put away in the kitchen. Once they were done, they left the house and got into Kyuubi's car and made their way to Konoha High. Konoha High was a big school. It was also the best in the country and incredibly hard to get in. They only reason Naruto was able to get in by just registering was because his Godmother was the schools headmaster and knew that Naruto was a good student… when he wanted to be that is.
As they drove up to the school, Naruto was getting nervous. He didn't know why, but his stomach was churning in knots. He had a bad feeling about coming back. He didn't know why, he just did. Stepping inside the school, the three made their way to the school's main office.
"Why'd you tag along again Hidan?" Kyuubi asked in an annoyed voice.
"Moral support." Hidan shrugged.
As they entered the office, the three took notice of a woman sitting behind the desk. She was very attractive and was of average build and height. She was fair skinned with short black hair that was about shoulder length and big black eyes. She looked up at the three and gave them a sweet smile.
"Hello, my name is Shizune, I'm the school secretary. Is there anything I can help you with?" The dark haired woman asked in an over friendly way.
"Uhh… yeah, so is the principal here or whatever." Kyuubi asked in an almost bored tone.
"Uh, yes. One moment please." Shizune said, getting up from behind the desk and walked down the small hallway behind her. She came back about 5 minutes later, ushering the boys down the same hallway to the principal's office. "Tsunade-sama, the three people who have wished to see you are here."
"Send em' in" answered a loud and stern voice.
The three boys walked into the room and sat down. Behind the desk of the spacious room sat the principal of the school. She was a beautiful woman, with light blonde hair and captivating amber eyes. She also had a very large bust and looked younger than she really was. She and the two Uzumaki siblings, oddly enough, had a lot of history. In fact, she was their godmother, while her husband, who went by the name of Jiraiya, was their godfather. The blonde woman looked at the three boys in front of her, mainly paying attention to the two brothers and smirked.
"Oh my, and to whom do I owe the pleasure of seeing you two again." She said in an amusing voice, crossing her arms and leaned back in her chair.
"Well you see baa-chan, we're here to enroll Naruto in your school." Kyuubi said with a sly grin.
"Don't call me that gaki!" she yelled, throwing a book at the redhead who easily dodged the projectile.
"Jeez man, if I knew there was gonna be a fight, I would've waited in the car." Hidan said, more to himself than the others.
Kyuubi heard his remark but decided to ignore it. Instead, he looked at his brother who seemed to be lost in thought again. "Ne, otouto, are you okay?" the redhead asked, and immediately all eyes were pinned on the blonde.
"Huh? Yeah, yeah, I'm okay." Naruto then looked up and saw that all eyes were on him. "What the hell are you all staring at?"
"Gaki, we're staring at you. What happened to the loud-mouth knucklehead that bitched at me the moment he stepped into the same room as me?" Tsunade replied to the younger blonde's question.
"Ugh, can you guys just leave me alone, I'm fucking fine. Nothing's wrong, so if we could just get this stupid enrollment shit over with, then that would be fucking splendid." Naruto snapped.
Naruto, being fed up with everyone asking him if he's fine, got up and left the office. He was furious. What makes them think that he's not fine? Just because he wasn't paying attention for 10 minutes didn't mean jack shit. Stepping outside the building, he took out his pack of cigarettes and fumbled with his lighter for a bit before finally lighting his tobacco stick and inhaling the cancerous smoke. He immediately calmed down when he felt the rush that he needed. He stood there for another 10 minutes, finishing his cigarette and then put it out with his foot when he was done. He walked back into the building, feeling better than he did before. Naruto entered Tsunade's office once again, and sat down.
"I'm better now." Naruto said, leaning back into the chair.
"And we're done with your enrollment here. But I do have to tell you some things Naruto." The busty woman looked at her godchild and waited for his full undivided attention before continuing. "This is very important so LISTEN CAREFULLY. Because of your situation, you will have your own changing room for gym class, and you'll be allowed to use the staff restrooms as well, though it is your choice if you would like to use these resources or not. Make your decision now."
Naruto stayed silent for a bit and hesitated with his answer. If he were to use his own dressing room or his own bathroom, would everyone think of him as weird or as if he had some sort of problem? But then again, what if he was to go into the boy's locker room and they found out he was biologically female and what if they tried to jump him and rape him? Or if he went into the girl's locker room and they automatically assumed he was fully male, would they freak out and kick him out, screaming at him and calling him a pervert? The blonde decided to take the safe route and go for everyone thinking of him as a freak instead of a perv.
When everything was settled, the three boys were about to leave, but were stopped when they heard the busty woman's voice.
"Oi gaki, I want you in my office before school on the first day, alright?"
"Yeah yeah whatever you want old hag." Naruto said, running out of the office laughing as a potted plant was hurled out of the room.
"I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT."
The three boys left the building and Kyuubi turned to Hidan.
"Dude, what was up with you in there? You were so quiet. I was amazed you could even stay quiet for more than 2 seconds." The redhead said with a chuckle.
"You would be too if you didn't know the woman. Holy shit man, I thought I was gonna die." Hidan borderline shrieked. "Next time we have to come here for some dumb reason, I'm waiting in the car." He stormed off, mumbling to himself while Kyuubi and Naruto burst out in laughter.
"So whereto now?" Naruto asked, once they all got in the car.
"I was thinking maybe you could meet Sasori and Deidara now." Kyuubi answered.
"Uhh, yeah okay." The blonde replied sheepishly. He really hated meeting new people. He didn't know why, but ever since he started identifying himself as male, he just had this weird thing about.
"Fuck yeah!" Hidan fist pumped into the air, extremely excited. "Trust me Naru-chan, you're going to love them."
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