A/N: Hai guys! It's been a while. I'd like to say it's because it's so busy but.. no. xD (Has no life) Just haven't had any ideas lately. This randomly popped into my head walking home tonight and tada! I came out with this. It probably won't be too long, I need more ideas..

England wakes up to France poking his side repeatedly. He turns onto his left side and hugs his pillow over his head, hoping he'll go away. He doesn't.

Poke poke poke.

England sighs and turns around to look up at his blond friend. "What do you want?", he asks in annoyance.

France smiles at him slightly and reaches forward to brush England's bangs out of his eyes. "Well I had an idea for tonight but I need you to go to the store for me while I get everything else ready."

England sighs and shoves his head back into his pillow "Yeah yeah, later..", he mumbles into the pillow.

"No no, now. I need everything now if it will be ready for tonight", he retorts.

England shakes his head and rubs his eyes sleepily, sitting up and stretching a little. "'Kay, fine, whatever. What do you need?"

"Well.. I'll write you a list and have you go pick it up from the grocery store, okay?", France smiles and ruffles his hair.

He stands up and walks to the other side of the room to grab his clothes until he feels pressure around his waist.

"Hey, no. Hold on", France says and pulls England back to the bed. "Lean over the bed."

England sighs again and rubs his temples slightly, doing as he's told.

France uncaps the bottle of lube and rubs it into his hands, rubbing around England's ring of muscles.

"Hey, what the hell are you doing?", England proclaims, looking back at his friend and pulling away.

France uses his other hand to grip Englands hip to hold him in place. "Just.. Something different."

France picks up a decent sized pinkish purple vibrator. He pushes the head of it gently into England, slowly sliding it into place. He's still pretty loose from the day before. He pushes it all of the way in, leaning forward to kiss his hip gently and rub his ass slowly. "There we go, all plugged up. And, I can control it with this", he says, holding up the small remote.

England stands up slowly, feeling awkward and immediately pounces at France. "Oh come on, that is so not fair!"

"I don't care. You'll be there, and I'll just.. turn this on randomly. And I'll be here, and you can't do a single thing about it", he smirks and pushes the "up" button slightly to demonstrate, immediately turning it back off. The slight stimulation sends a tiny wave of pleasure through England.

"Goddamnit..", England mumbles and then goes back to pick up his clothes.

"Wait. Please just.. Wear this underneath", France asks and walks to his side of the room, opening the closet door, and pulling out an outfit. England glances at it and raises his eyebrows.

"What the fuck? Why would I wear that? That's for a girl", he says, but nevertheless blushes slightly.

"Well, yes, technically.. But you're so tiny it would fit you. Come on please", France pouts and holds it up, walking towards England.

Well.. It would be underneath, and he did say please.. England thinks to himself. "Fine, whatever. You owe me, frog."

"Psh. What did you just call me? Don't say it again England", he says, handing England the outfit and going to sit on the edge of the bed to watch.

England shrugs his comment off and takes the different pieces off of the hanger. The first he takes off is the corset. It's black mostly, with a dark pink lace around the bottom, and the lace up in the back, pink. Off of the bottom, it has the clips to attach to garter belts. He scoffs but pulls it over his head. No one will see this besides France anyway. It's a tight fit, but he squeezes into it, then walks over to France. "Tie it up then."

France reaches forward and tightens the corset, outlining England's feminine frame. France smiles and ties the top into a bow. England, walking away again, picks up the fishnet stockings, sitting on the floor to pull them on, also black. It also came with a frilly pink thong. England blushes deeply and steps into it, pulling it up around his manhood.

"Well shit this is uncomfortable", the string in the back digs into the vibrators base slightly because it's so tight.

"You look so beautiful like that, mon amour..", France says and watches his "lover".

England blushes deeper and grabs his green army uniform from the floor, his usual attire, and putting it on ontop of the outfit France had given him. Gah, so much work just to go to the damn store..

France stands up, his arousal is obivous in his pants from the day before. He walks over to the stairs leading to his living room, and gestures for England to follow him. England does, and stands in his kitchen while France looks around for the list.

"Here we are", he says, and hands the note to England. "Make sure you get everything. Here are my car keys, please don't be long. I'd really like to fuck you right now..", he says and licks his lips.

England grabs his car keys from him as well as the list, shoving the list into his pocket. He decides not to answer this statement, and simply turns around to walk to the door, pulling on his combat boots and walks out of the door.

He unlocks the small cars door, sliding into the drivers seat and putting the key in the ignition. He buckles his seatbelt, adjusts his mirrors, and looks at the note for the first time. It had driving instructions on how to get to the store, as well as a list of about 10 things to pick up. He sighed and shimmied in his seat slightly, the vibrator feeling awkward when he moves.

Reading over the directions twice, he pulls out smoothly onto the street and follows the directions to the store. Pulling into the parking lot, he goes over a speed bump that he didn't see, shoving the vibrator further up his ass. He winced quietly and gripped the steering wheel harder. That's when he felt the first set of vibrations. So it does work this far away..

They were subtle, but undeniably there. He parks the car and sits in it, waiting to see if they'll go away. After 5 minutes with no luck, he gives up and gets out of the car, slamming the door and locking it. Walking into the store, he pulls the note back out of his pocket and reads over the list. Starting to retrieve the items, he gets about 3 until he feels something different.

Very long and slow, but hard vibrations start in his ass. He gribs the carrot he's holding harder and tilts his head back gently, trying not to moan.

Not long later, England still standing there, he could feel it starting to get faster. He shoves a few carrots into the bag and starts pushing the cart again. Christ, this is uncomfortable.. he thought.

Picking up the last of the items, just when he was starting to get used to the feeling, a new sensation occurs. It is fast, hard, and it was vibrating directly against his prostate. It felt so fucking wonderful that he let out a low soft moan. Standing in line now, the people around him start to look at him funny. He glances down and notices the obvious arousal in his pants. Shit, that bloody frog..

He bounces on the balls of his feet, placing the items on the counter and clenching his ass unconciously around the vibrator. It felt wonderful, and moved it slightly to hit his prostate more directly. England let out a slightly louder moan, silently damning the French man.

After paying for the items, his arousal now painful, he practically runs back to France's car, shoving the items into the back seat and driving back home to France's house. The whole way home, the vibrator is constantly buzzing against his prostate. Using one hand to drive, he uses his other hand to palm his erection through his pants and the tight thong, suddenly feeling very naughty.

Arriving at his friends house, he pulls the bags from the back seat, and locks the car doors. Practically running into the house, he chucks the bags onto the counter and strips out of his uniform.

Standing in the kitchen, in nothing but a tight corset, a thong, and fishnets, England stands and clenches and unclenches his ass around the vibrator. France walks into the kitchen and witnesses the sight, his arousal getting more painful.

"Oh mon amour.." mumbles France.

A/N: Yeah sorry this is pretty short.. I'm getting tired and I really don't know what to write about. I enjoy writing this, and if anyone wants to give me any ideas that'd be great. Just, give me some of your kinks and maybe I can try and write about them? I'd really like to continue this.. As always, thanks for reading!