The Information Age Oneshots
Cheetos
Prompt: Richtofen/Vivian
Requested by: VioletIsabelleLovett
Disclaimer: All COD characters and concepts belong to Treyarch, everything else be mines!
If it was one thing Vivian could say that was the downfall of Hawaii, it was the hurricane season. After living in the tropical state for most of her years, she knew that it enjoyed popping in with rain during this time and it wasn't exactly gentle rain either. Moreover, each session only lasted perhaps a few hours at best, the shortest being 5 minutes, so the best thing to do was to wait it out somewhere.
Nonetheless, it didn't make it any easier knowing you were sharing said 'somewhere' space with a doctor who had a fetish for the dead. Vivian was currently hiding under a bus shelter, the rain too heavy to make it back without getting completely soaked, and she'd forgotten her umbrella. By some circumstances that Richtofen, as usual, didn't make known, he was also hiding in the bus shelter when she'd taken refuge there. Vivian had an inkling it had to do with a very upset American and a missing cadaver hand from one of the test tubes.
"So…how long do you zhink ze weazher's going to last?" Richtofen took off his hat and ran a wet hand through his already slick hair. She glanced over to him and sighed.
"Five minutes…I'm giving this weather five minutes," she gritted her teeth in irritation of the confounded rain and Richtofen seemed to notice. All she had to do was wait for maybe a few more minutes whilst in the safety of her room and then looked outside to notice it was raining. But noooooooooo. Vivian was in desperate need of something to eat and in the end; the good vending machine with Cheetos was all out of the delicious cheesy snack, located at the very end of the damned barracks. And now, she was as wet as a sorry kitten and stuck with the maniac of the time-traveling team…or at least, the worst of the maniacs.
"Hmmm…" Richtofen managed to hum after her little tirade and a crunching noise was heard, then a couple more crunching noises and Vivian turned to voice her annoyance at it when she noticed…there they were. Her Cheetos. There must've been at least 6 bags of it in his arms (God knows where the hell he'd stash them when she first saw him bare-handed) and one was opened now, the doctor just popping them in his mouth as if it were all right with the world. Poor sap.
"Would you kindly like to share one of those?" she finally sat down on the bench with him, although as far away as possible from him.
"Nein," the doctor laughed insanely afterwards and silenced himself with another pop of Cheetos. A vein ticked on her temple and she scooted closer.
"Richtofen, I'm starving," she muttered through cold lips and her hair still dripping somewhat of rain, "And I'm cold. Besides, it looks like you cleared out the vending machine of the one thing I wanted, you Nazi bastard."
"And why am I supposed to care?" he asked in a silly tone, reminding her of a school girl teasing another for some reason, ending with a stare in her direction. She scooted closer, her hands still tucked tightly around herself for warmth.
"Because…" she inched closer again, seemingly unnoticed by the doctor, "I'm helping you. I arranged for your rooms, for your food-"
"And in exchange ve fight for you," he interrupted, then leaned a bit close to her in a bit of a snobby fashion and threw another Cheeto into his mouth, "Zhis vas not apart of ze arrangement!" Already cold and pissed-off, Vivian grabbed one of the Cheetos that wasn't so tightly secured against his chest and jumped away, but Richtofen seemed to know she'd do that and grabbed her around the middle, the sound of the plastic Cheetos bags splashing in the water resounding.
"Let go, you selfish idiot!" she smacked him on the head once before trying to open her Cheetos and succeeding, eating a few of the cheesy morsels before Richtofen grabbed the entire bag from her again, "Jesus, all I wanted was-mmmfffff!" Vivian's eyes popped when she was pulled down and pushed back into the bench, Richtofen firmly placing his mouth over hers. He wasted no time in taking advantage of her surprise and his tongue went in next, swirling about in the oral cavern, trying to take back the Cheetos childishly.
"Mmmhh…mmmhhffff!" she tried to resist, eyes closing as she slowly started to lose her ability to breathe, but it was no use and just laid there. Surprisingly enough, if she'd kept her eyes opened, she would've seen the doctor's eyes go wide as if startled himself before closing again. Then, there was silence, perhaps the light pattering of rain, the soft wet noises from the impromptu kiss, and the Cheetos bag that was opened and all but forgotten. It seemed almost a lifetime before he gently lifted his face from hers, a contrast to the forceful beginning, his tongue lingering outside before withdrawing back into his own mouth. She opened her eyes just as he licked his lips, causing her to blush.
"Hmm…" he gave an almost scientific revelation-like noise and she stayed there frozen, pinned underneath him with his face still mere inches from her face.
"W-Whaa…ttt…?" she managed to mumble, still pink and mind blown from what just happened. She didn't understand it, but…it wasn't…all…that…bad…
"Everyone vas telling me how good zhese Cheetos vere," he admitted and then came closer, "However…it tastes even better vith you." Her pink cheeks went completely red at the admission before frowning and her hand reaching for a dry Cheetos, putting it in her mouth and eating it. He raised an eyebrow and she just munched, then swallowed and stared at him. A few silent moments later, he understood and grinned before he dipped and pressed his lips to hers. The rain had already stopped and they were still sopping wet, but, as Richtofen pointed out to Vivian's embarrassed approval, they had a lot more Cheetos to go through…
chiv-id: Yayyyy another chapter! Please guys, more requests! Oh, and besides asking for a pairing, you can also ask for the pairing to be centered around a word. Like for the first one, I did clothes, and the second, I did Cheetos! So keep popping them requests and I'll see you in the next oneshot! REVIEWWWWWWW!