Author's Note: I'm not exactly sure where to go with this. The original concept was meant as a short video, so I'm not sure how long I'll make this or how I'll end it. It might be heavily conversation based, not sure yet but don't worry there will be yaoi goodness (very small taste in this chapter =] ) I promise. I know this chapter is short, but I just stop writing each one wherever I think it should end.

**don't come near me, got the devil sittin next to me. I drink my drink and smoke my weed and pop my ecstasy…**

The song drowns everything else out. The hallways of the school become a blur as Sasuke leaves the building quietly. The girls around him think he's gorgeous, but they don't know who he is. All try for his attention just like they do every day and he ignores.

Fucking whores

The jocks and the popular rich douche kids look at him and mock him. He could see it in their body actions and their pointing.

Fucking douchebags

Many other students give him dirty looks, nasty looks, we-fucking-hate-you looks. He doesn't know why.

…. Fuck Them ALL

Sasuke slammed his bedroom door shut and fell face first onto his couch.

"I hate school"

"Why?" Asked that now familiar voice

"Everybody sucks"

Naruto stared at him for a moment an odd look on his face, like he was pondering something deep and meaningful. He twitched slightly, smiled and said….

"Nice ass."

Sasuke blushed

"Fuck you"

He's so perverted, it's kinda hot…. Wait no!

"What are you thinking about?" an amused Naruto asked.

"Rolling a joint" Sasuke lied.

Naruto knew he was lying, but said nothing.

"Hey Naruto" Sasuke said. Naruto looked over, having been broken out of thought.

"Yes?"

"Where do you go when I can't see you?"

Naruto pondered this, realizing he wasn't sure

"I don't know" He said, "It's kind of like, I'm non-existent… well, I AM non-existent technically but when I can't see you, I can't see anything. I FEEL being nothing… "

Sasuke listened while absentmindedly rolling his joint.

"It's the feeling of nothingness… and when you think about it…" Sasuke sealed the joint waiting for him to keep talking.

"… It fucking blows."

Sasuke chuckled, "blow yourself" he mumbled jokingly under his breath

"I HEARD THAT" said Naruto. "How about I blow you?"

Naruto pounced on top of Sasuke, pinning his hands down.

"What are you doing?" Sasuke asked trying to stay calm and not rip the joint in half

Naruto looked at him, deep into his eyes. Sasuke could feel himself becoming lost in Narutos amazing blues. Naruto leaned forward, pressing his lips against Sasukes. After the initial shock, Sasuke was able to actually evaluate what's happening.

Naruto….. is kissing me? Is that even possible? His lips are so soft. This feels…. So good.

Sasuke, closed his eyes, moaning into the kiss having given in. He felt Naruto smile and deepen the kiss. Sasuke could feel himself getting really hard, his cock aching to be let out.

After several minutes Sasuke pulled away.

"…So… would that technically count as masturbation?"

Naruto smiled and began laughing. Soon Sasuke was laughing too rolling on the floor holding his ribs. After a long session of not being able to breath from laughter Sasuke repositioned himself back onto the couch. There was a long silence. Something picking at Sasukes brain had him at a loss for words. Then he finally said it

"….. I bet, your face is beautiful."

Naruto blushed, and was thankful Sasuke couldn't see it behind the mask.

"Well, I don't know about that but to answer your question..."

Sasuke looked puzzled having already forgotten what he'd asked. Naruto grabbed at Sasukes pants pulling them down along with his boxers revealing a now semi-erect cock.

"…I think THIS would count as masturbation" and began pumping the softened dick back to life.

Sorry, while writing this chapter, I got to where the ending is and I thought what the hell? idk. I'm done talking. Review!

Song lyrics: Tech N9ne – Trapped in a Psychos Body