Authors note: its chapter 5 w0000000! Been a long time… I hope it doesn't suck.

This is so fucking boring

Sasuke thought, sitting next to Itachi.

Looking around, he could see men armed with machine guns and pistols.

They were in a large empty warehouse, waiting to meet a "friend" of Itachis.

"What the fuck are we doing here man?" Sasuke said as he pulled a joint from his jacket pocket.

"Calm yourself, little brother. I'm here to pick something up."

"I could give a fuck less about you meeting your connect. I'm bored as hell."

"Well, you SHOULD care because without him, you don't get any free weed. Secondly, I need some more help so you are going to start selling at your high school which is why you are here."

"WHAT!?" Sasuke asked loudly

"Shut up" Itachi whispered "Or you'll get us shot."

"goddammit, can I at least smoke this then?" Sasuke asked holding up the joint.

Itachi nodded, much to Sasukes relief and he began fishing through his backpack for his lighter.

"Looking for this?" that unforgettable voice asked from behind holding a lighter in Sasukes view.

"Yes, now sssshhhh. I can't talk to you right now, I'm doing something important and Itachi already thinks im crazy since he can't see you." Sasuke said in a whisper to avoid being heard.

"We are buying a large amount of drugs right now, and I'd like to not be shot."

He lit the joint, and took a long deep hit, savoring the taste of this bomb ass buddha.

"Dam Itachi, this weed is bomb. Same stuff for this pickup?"

Sasuke asked while holding his hit.

Itachi looked at him, then at the joint before responding, "Oh yea little brother, he's bringing in that fire."

Sasuke smiled at this "Oh hell yea"

Then, he appeared.

"Itachi, who the fuck is that?" He asked with a venomous aggression in his voice, pointing his Beretta at Sasuke

"Woah, hold on, hold on. This is my little brother. If something is too ever happen to me, he will be the one you will doing business with."

WHAT!? I didn't ask to be a part of this operation. Goddam Itachi, you are lucky I've been selling small bags here and there at my school already.

"I see." The man said, coming out from the shadows walking towards Sasuke.

Sasuke took a hit of his joint, examining the man coming towards him.

He has grey hair, and a black bandana covering two thirds of his face. He's dressed in black dress clothes and a snow white tie, he's even wearing leather gloves.

"Well…" He said he got closer "...if that's true, then for business purposes my name is Kakashi."

He directs his attention to Itachi once more.

"What is it you need?"

"I need another 5 ounces of that fire green, another happy garden gnome* and another girlfriend*."

Kakashi agreed and nodded to one of his men to go get what Itachi asked for.

What the fuck? I guess he's talking in code. I wonder what it means…

A minute later, Kakashis man returned with a box.

He placed it on the table and proceeded to unload its contents.

First was a large brick of very brightly green colored weed, the smell reaching Sasukes nostrils from where he was standing. The next was a small garden gnome, with a goofy look on his face. Kakashis man removed the hat to reveal that its filled with a large bag of ecstasy.

Oh I get it. "Happy Garden Gnome" how clever.

The last thing he placed on the table was a large brick of a white powder.

Oh okay, a new girlfriend. Cocaine which is better known as white girl.

"Does that meet you request?" Kakashi asked, with a hint of amusement in his voice.

"Yes" Itachi responded, "Very much so."

Itachi placed a large stack of bills on the table, which Kakashi picked up and quickly began counting. Seeming content with the amount he made a waving gesture with his hand and turned to leave.

Sasuke took one more long drag from his joint, finishing it and then threw it on the ground.

"Can we leave now?" Sasuke asked, itching to get home.

"Yes little brother, we may leave."

And with that Itachi packed everything back into the box and turned to leave, Sasuke following close behind.

~~~~BACK AT THE HOUSE~~~~~~~~~~

"So let me get this straight, Itachi said you have to sell for him now?"

"That's correct dobe, I'm now a business man."

"Dam."

They sat alone in silence for a while, a sort of tension building as time went on. Finally, Sasuke spoke.

"You wanna get high?"

Naruto smiled and agreed.

Sasuke stood up and walked over to his dresser, opening the top drawer and pulling out two generic blunt wraps. Turning to face Naruto he asked

"Which flavor? Grape or Sour Apple?"

Naruto pondered this for a moment before standing up and walking towards Sasuke.

"Hmmmm" Naruto said, getting closer.

"Let's go with…. Sour Apple. I love the way it makes your lips taste." He answered before pulling Sasuke into a deep kiss, wrapping his arms around him. Sasuke moaned in the kiss, dropping the wraps momentarily forgetting about them. His fingers slid through those blonde locks before fisting a patch of hair and pulling Naruto as if trying to mesh their heads together.

"Your lips are so soft." Sasuke said quietly, almost as if speaking to no one.

~~~~~~~NARUTO'S POV~~~~~~~~~~~

Kissing him is so intense

Naruto thought as he fell deeper and deeper into pleasure from the kiss.

It's like he fills me with life, I feel so real around him. This feeling of life is so amazing I don't want it to stop.

"Your lips are so soft." Sasuke said, with a beautiful smile on his face.

I blushed, once again glad he couldn't see it.

Oh how I wish you could see my face. One day, you will…. Somehow… I promise.

Authors Note: that's the end of chapter 5, it's still more of a filler kind of chapter but it's to advance the story a little so it's not just them sitting in his room all the time. This allows me to expand the story a little more ya know? The Happy Garden Gnome is from Project X, i just came decided it would be used as a code word for purchasing a large amount of my favorite drug lolz and the girlfriend thing is of course talking about coke. R&R!