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title: surprise! I'm your sister!
pairing: sasusaku, itaino (itachi x ino)
prompt: itaino, texting, (used prompt #96)
word count:
rating: T
summary: SasuSaku. ItaIno. Text fic. TA-DA! Ms. Yamanaka has gotten herself one hell of a man-candy: UCHIHA ITACHI! "…WE'RE GOING TO BE SISTERS, PIGGY!" and Sasuke thinks that this is all chaos.
dedicated: RedAsATomato gaiaonline – ItaIno for you, dearie! Xena – texting fic for you, sweetheart ~
a/n: Xena wanted a text fic. RedAsATomato wanted an ItaIno fic. Well, not really, because we were just talking about how we couldn't find a SasuSaku/ItaIno fic… and I promised her I'd make one. You know you love this pairing, too. xD (Well, I don't, but… it's hilarious, right?)
7:19 am
to: yamanaka ino
from: haruno sakura
subject: asdfghjkl!? ino-pig!
what am I hearing from sasuke-kun!? is it true or is he sprouting nonsense from that mouth his!?
you are not dating itachi!
7:21 am
to: yamanaka ino
from: haruno sakura
subject: answer me!
pig! pork! baconnnn ~ answer me you lazy ass!
8:02 am
to: haruno sakura
from: yamanaka ino
subject: what the fuck!?
…what is it that you have to text me at fucking seven in the morning?
this better be something good like you're getting married with sasuke.
8:04 am
to: yamanaka ino
from: haruno sakura
subject: …I wish…
OKAY THE SUBJECT ISN'T THE POINT.
we're here to talk about your love life. not mine.
spill. itachi. you. date. SPILL, DAMMIT.
8:11 am
to: haruno sakura
from: yamanaka ino
subject: you heard?
yes. me. itachi. one item…
you know he's just like sasuke?
his date request was exactly like how you told me sasuke asked you
…they really are brothers
8:12 am
to: yamanaka ino
from: haruno sakura
subject: …are you blind?
piggy – I said… spill. NOT TELL ME WHO ITACHI IS LIKE.
tell me now what you guys did on that date.
kiss? hug? promise rings? (sasuke-kun hasn't even given me one of those, so you better not have one.)
8:15 am
to: haruno sakura
from: yamanaka ino
subject: fine.
we ate dinner at a fancy restaurant! and he held my hand across the table
(you know like in those romantic movies there!? WITH CANDLES!?)
and he just… you know, smiles. or smirks. or whatever he does.
…he's so hot.
8:17 am
to: yamanaka ino
from: haruno sakura
subject: …you devious little—
you know what I want you pig!
you left out all the juicy details because you wanted to me dramatic
and leave me in absolute suspense.
now tell me: what happened after you ate and got out of the restaurant?
8:21 am
to: haruno sakura
from: yamanaka ino
subject: (she's onto me)
so… he took me out of the restaurant… and then he walked me home
walked me home. because we came in his limo. or whatever.
so. he walked me home… BY FOOT… and then, when we were in front of my house
he leaned down
and then, he asked…. "tomorrow? me and you? at noon?"
I nodded.
and he walked away.
8:23 am
to: yamanaka ino
from: haruno sakura
subject: WHAT THE HELL!
so you didn't kiss?
not even a peck?
geeshes, me and sasuke-kun made out on our first date
so… what are you wearing for your date today?
8:25 am
to: haruno sakura
from: yamanaka ino
subject: COME HERE NAO.
no. no kissing on the first date, remember that rule!?
apparently not.
help me. with the outfit. I might have to borrow your…
YOUR FABULOUS SHOES THAT YOU BOUGHT LAST WEEK.
8:27 am
to: yamanaka ino
from: haruno sakura
subject: right there!
my fabulous shoes!? HELL—oh, well, I used them on a date with sasuke-kun already. go ahead.
and… I'll just tell sasuke-kun and then I'll be on my way.
9:02 am
to: haruno sakura
from: yamanaka ino
subject: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!
…read the subject
WHERE IN THE FUCKING WORLD ARE YOU!?
9:10 am
to: yamanaka ino
from: haruno sakura
subject: …sorry?
sasuke-kun and I got caught up in our goodbye kisses.
I'm on my way now.
…
…
9:11 am
to: uchiha itachi
from: uchiha sasuke
subject: (no subject)
did you seriously just go on a date with yamanaka?
9:15 am
to: uchiha sasuke
from: uchiha itachi
subject: did you seriously just text me?
…why are you texting me at nine am?
and yes. I did.
9:18 am
to: uchiha itachi
from: uchiha sasuke
subject: (no subject)
have you no girls to date?
9:21 am
to: uchiha sasuke
from: uchiha itachi
subject: (no subject)
accept the fact that I actually like her.
9:24 am
to: uchiha itachi
from: uchiha sasuke
subject: (no subject)
why? it's yamanaka.
9:27 am
to: uchiha sasuke
from: uchiha itachi
subject: (no subject)
who's also the best friend of your girlfriend of two years
they're alike, if I must say myself – in more ways than one.
are you implying something about your girlfriend?
9:30 am
to: uchiha itachi
from: uchiha sasuke
subject: fuck you
my girlfriend is perfectly fine.
yamanaka is not.
9:35 am
to: uchiha sasuke
from: uchiha itachi
subject: loving words, otouto
so what is your point with this text message you send me?
9:38 am
to: uchiha itachi
from: uchiha sasuke
subject: (no subject)
I don't want an Uchiha Ino.
9:41 am
to: uchiha sasuke
from: uchiha itachi
subject: …
who said I was marrying her?
9:41 am
to: uchiha itachi
from: uchiha sasuke
subject: (no subject)
hn.
9:43 am
to: uchiha sasuke
from: uchiha itachi
subject: money…?
that's a waste of text right there.
9:45 am
to: uchiha itachi
from: uchiha sasuke
subject: hn.
I'll hn all I want.
and I have unlimited text.
9:47 am
to: uchiha sasuke
from: uchiha itachi
subject: …
why?
it's not like you talk a lot.
…
…
12:00 pm
to: haruno sakura
from: uchiha sasuke
subject: (no subject)
are you done with ino?
I'm coming to pick you up.
12:02 pm
to: uchiha sasuke
from: haruno sakura
subject: ILY. ILY. ILSFM.
did you stare at the clock to text me at twelve on the dot?
I love you. did I ever tell you that?
about that – yes, I am done. come on, lover boy.
12:06 pm
to: haruno sakura
from: uchiha sasuke
subject: hn.
don't ever call me that.
12:09 pm
to: uchiha sasuke
from: haruno sakura
subject: killjoy.
are texting while driving, sasucakes?
12:14 pm
to: haruno sakura
from: uchiha sasuke
subject: (no subject)
…no.
come outside. I'm there.
…
…
10:34 pm
to: yamanaka ino
from: haruno sakura
subject: ASDFGHJKL SPILL.
you (read) heard me.
spill out the details, missy.
10:36 pm
to: haruno sakura
from: yamanaka ino
subject: ASDFGHJKL OKAY.
park. walk. bouquet of roses. (it was lame and cheesy, but who gives flowers anymore? he's unique, I tell you)
movie. horror. snuggle-marathon. shared drink.
fancy restaurant. candlelit dinner. our hands intertwined. compliments.
limo me back home. peck on the cheek.
10:38 pm
to: yamanaka ino
from: haruno sakura
subject: HOMFGZ.
omg. that's lame. he's your type of guy, ino-piggy. I wish my sasuke-kun would give me flowers.
OHMAI. that guy knows how to pick up girlies.
he's hitting on you. big time. what a loser. LULZ.
peck? on the cheek? …srsly, piggy. I thought we were cooler than that.
10: 40 pm
to: haruno sakura
from: yamanaka ino
subject: you know it.
I know! well, maybe my itachi-kun should tell sasuke-kun to do so.
ferserious. that dude is gorgeous, and perfect.
LOSER-ISH? …my guy. (;
you and your sasuke-kun have… sexual tension. me and my itachi-kun don't.
10:42 pm
to: yamanaka ino
from: haruno sakura
subject: you're dead.
oh, gawdddd. I'm telling him you called him yours.
perfect? …my sasuke-kun is perfect.
lols you know it.
SEXUAL TENSION? at least we've kissed before.
10:44 pm
to: haruno sakura
from: yamanaka ino
subject: to hell I am.
I'll tell sasuke-kun what you sign your diary with.
psh. yeah because perfection is romantic constipation.
…me and itachi went on two dates, forehead.
10:46 pm
to: yamanaka ino
from: haruno sakura
subject: right.
you wouldn't. (it's going to happen anyways)
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW HE ALMOST KILLED HIMSELF FOR ME.
me and sasuke-kun's first date included making out under a sakura tree.
(because sasuke-kun is just that romantic.)
OMIGAWDS, PIGGGGG !!
…let's go on a double date. tomorrow.
10:48 pm
to: haruno sakura
from: yamanaka ino
subject: sak, your forehead has come to a use!
I would. (that I'm going to hold you against until you're "married" to sasuke)
WHEN!? WHY WASN'T I INFORMED!?
…sexual tension times a thousand.
(making under a sakura tree is romantic?)
DOUBLE DATE!? hoyesh, betch.
go talk to your sasuke-kun RIGHT NOW.
I'll call itachi tomorrow.
…and I have a feeling you're not coming back so,
good night, forehead!
…
…
next day
1:48 pm
to: uchiha itachi
from: uchiha sasuke
subject: (no subject)
sakura wants to get ready with ino,
and ino wants me to get ready with you
what the fuck. I'm coming over anyways.
your girlfriend is scary.
1:51 pm
to: uchiha sasuke
from: uchiha itachi
subject: …
um… otouto, it's six – seven hours away from the date.
you've got to be kidding me.
you're scared of a girl?
way to go uchiha sasuke.
1:54 pm
to: uchiha itachi
from: uchiha sasuke
subject: (no subject)
you've obviously never had a girlfriend before,
sakura once took the whole day to get ready
with ino.
…
…
6:53 pm
to: haruno sakura
from: uchiha sasuke
subject: (no subject)
are you done yet?
me and itachi and outside ino's house.
6:55 pm
to: haruno sakura
from: uchiha sasuke
subject: (no subject)
sakura.
…answer me dammit.
6:57 pm
to: haruno sakura
from: uchiha sasuke
subject: (no subject)
are you getting raped?
woman, answer my texts.
molested? do you want me to call for help?
6:59 pm
to: uchiha sasuke
from: haruno sakura
subject: ILY. again.
aww, you, boyfriend of mine, you.
I didn't know you loved me so much
(well I did, but you know, I'm pushing your buttons right now)
sorry for the late answer and making you worry
I am not getting raped/molested.
ino almost burnt my hair with the curling iron,
because she put it on badly and it wouldn't get out of my hair
I'll be out in a moment.
I love you, sasukins. (;
…
…
11:09 pm
to: haruno sakura
from: yamanaka ino
subject: GIRLIE, ILYSFM.
wasn't that the absolutely best date ever?
because of you and sasuke, itachi made a move to make out with me
AND when he drove me home, he asked me to be his official girlfriend
best day of my life.
you know it, saks.
11:11 pm
to: yamanaka ino
from: haruno sakura
subject: IK. RIGHT BACK AT YOU.
he did, didn't he? I'm not surprised. WE'RE BOTH DATING UCHIHAS!
well, I loved the part where sasuke let itachi take the car,
and he decided to walk home with me instead.
so romantic.
under the starry sky – it's soooo romantic. I told him that at least 41546 times.
I'm sure he's gonna do it again some time soon.
on our next double date no doubt.
11:15 pm
to: haruno sakura
from: yamanaka ino
subject: GOOD.
awesome, awesome. you're getting married to sasuke one day, remember?
oh god, I can't wait 'till the day I call you Mrs. Uchiha.
AND OMG THAT IS ROMANTIC.
blah, itachi and I just started, we'll bound to get more moments.
our next double date should be like, next week.
or tomorrow. xD
11:18 pm
to: yamanaka ino
from: haruno sakura
subject: TOMORROW!? whoa.
oh, of course.
uchiha sakura is such a nice name.
I KNOW RIGHT.
of course. I believe in you to make them romantic,
tomorrow?
sasuke-kun says he's not going out for another double date tomorrow…
wait…
I might not reply. sasuke-kun wants me. seriously.
a/n: I seriously fail at this fic. xD it has no plot really. blah, I hope you liked it anyways. hmmm… how'd you like ItaIno? I swear I'm never writing it again. Or maybe yes. Or maybe no… OH GAWD. xD Anyways, do guys want to give me more prompts? I'll leave the link of the fanfic100 so that if you want a specific prompt along with a prompt that you want to give me – I'll gladly write it for you. if my uncreative mind gives me an idea. but you always have xena's mind too. SORRY YOU WEREN'T FIRST. BLAME YOUR BROTHER.
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