There are two different kinds of abortion. You might be confused as to why there are two kinds in the first place. Like I've said before abortion is rarely needed in this day and age since everyone is forced to be on some kind of contraceptive by the time they hit puberty. So today if you said to a friend that you had an abortion the reaction would be, "Oh, you finally ready to have a baby!" So today's meaning of abortion is not terminating a life but, the terminating a contraceptive and the StrangeLove Clinic is one of the most popular 'abortion clinics' to go. You'll see why as I explain.
We arrive at the clinic in a Mercedes Benz. Frau Hitler was the first to get out of the car then opened the door for us like a valet even though she looked more like a business woman. Demitri stepped out of the car wearing a suit best for the prom. He even offered out his hand to help me out of the car. While these two looked dressed up for business, I on the other hand looked like a stripper. I was dressed in a tight red top and skirt that seemed to reveal almost everything with black thigh high boots. I swear I always seem to wear something skin tight.
The Clinic was three stories high painted all in white expected for the famous heart logo with the S.L. shape inside. Sure it's not fantastic on the outside, it's the inside that counts. Inside the Clinic the lobby was like something out of a Valentine's Day special. The walls were pink with red hearts everywhere and the furniture red with colorful pillows. There were a few couples here making out madly before they got their 'appointment'.
"Welcome to StrangeLove Clinic, what's your appointment," said the smiling receptionist behind the front counter. At an ordinary hospital the female nurses wore scrubs but, over at StrangeLove they wore tight fitting nurse outfits that revealed most of their cleavage. "Hello, Miss Radfer this lovely couple right here would love to have an abortion," said the Frau while extending her arm to us. Miss Radfer gave us a smile then turned her attention to Hitler.
"Alright, this might take up to five minutes or thirty. So tell me what are we aborting today?"
"Sparky." Miss Radfer stopped writing then looked up at me with a shocked look on her face. She wasn't the only one shocked to hear 'Sparky' in the clinic. Literally every single couple making out in the lobby stopped then turned their attention to me as if I walked here stark naked. With all the eyes staring at me I felt very embarrassed. Demitri put his arm around me then shouted at the on-lookers, "Hey, why are you looking at her like she's having a fetal abortion? She's here for the same reason as you guys are so go back to making out, alright!" Every couple in the lobby were happy to get back to lip locking each other for a while.
Just when Demitri told them to mind their own business a voice spoke from the answering machine, "Did someone say they have a Sparky, Leah?" Miss Radfer pushed the button on the machine, "Yes…um…..sorry what was your name miss?"
"Hinder, April Hinder."
"April Hinder has some friends that have a Sparky situation."
"Well, if they have a Sparky, Leah then let them inside quickly. It's rare that Sparky comes through here," said the Doctor happily then clicked out. Miss Radfer smiled then said, "Well, Dr. StrangeLove would like to see you two in room HAL 12 on the right, just follow the red light." Once we left to see the good Doctor I heard Miss Radfer say to the Frau, "Those two look strangely familiar, they both remind me of DeLarge."
We followed the red light which led us to room HAL 12. Inside HAL 12 was white just like in Frau Hitler's place, the only difference was the red light just above the operating table. "Please, make yourself comfortable. I'll be there to examine you in a few moments," said the red light. I sat down by a nearby chair with Demitri by my side. I was rubbing my hands together feeling very nervous. I've heard that the rarer the contraceptive, the more risky it is to have an abortion. Sparky is the rarest and the most tricky to abort. As I was thinking about it I had the chance to stare at the tools. The more I looked at them the more they looked like torture devices.
I was breathing a little faster then normal. My body trembled in fear as I thought of those things inside me. "I-I can't do this!" I shot out of the chair wanting so desperately to get out of here. I didn't want to die in an abortion clinic. I was about to turn the knob when Demitri pulled me to him holding me close. As he was holding me I began to cry. "Shhh, what's wrong? Why don't you want to go through with this?" I looked up at him with tear stained eyes then I said, "I don't want to die!"
"You're not going to die," he said, he had the same calmness as Rubik. Suddenly I kissed him willingly. If I ever do survive this very unique abortion I am more then willing to sleep with him. After all, what woman does not want to sleep with a movie star? Especially someone like Demitri. As we were about to get more passionate in our little make out session someone cleared their voice to get our attention. "I know you can't keep your hands off each other but, if we are going to have this rare abortion I say we should hold on for a few minutes," said Dr. StrangeLove.