Dr. StrangeLove looked more like a scientist then a doctor. His hair was pure white and out of place. He wore round sunglasses with a white lab coat. In that case he looked like a cross between the mad scientist from Robot Chicken and Jack Nickelson. In his hand was a clipboard and in the other way a purple stick. "Well good evening. I'm sorry….I didn't get your names, what are they?"

"Malcolm Dower and this is my girlfriend Ana Chevski," said Demitri, with perfect calmness. I was glad he was going to do most of the talking. Dr. StrangeLove wrote down the information on the clipboard occasionally nodding. "Do you have any insurance?"

"No, a friend of ours is going to help us pay," said Demitri. The Doctor looked at us both then gave us a smile that was meant for a crazy person. "Oh…I see, since we're dealing with Sparky here my guess is that Mr. Dower isn't your owner."

"Owner, since when was I property? I got Sparky because my father said it was for my own good," I said surprised by the news a little. At first I've thought Sparky was suppose to be a inside out chastity belt but, since I've found out Rubik uses it as a tracking device…..in a way I'm property. The Doctor looked at me with concern on his face. "Miss Chevski, when did you get a Sparky?"

"I was twelve."

"Why were you given a Sparky?"

"I told you for my own good," I said, annoyed by repeating myself. The Doctor went back to writing on his little clipboard then he commanded, "Lights out." The room went form pure white to total darkness. After the lights went out the purple stick turned on. That purple stick wasn't just a light, it was a black light making everything that is white glow. I'll have to admit it was fascinating with all this glowing light all we need are some glow sticks some techno music and we have a rave party. As awesome as the room looks I didn't see the reason for it.

"Um….Doctor, why do we have a black light in here?"

"It's here to identify your owner by the logo on your uterus. Just pull down your skirt slightly and you see." I put my hands on my womb as if I've been notified I'm pregnant. Slowly I pulled down my skirt until I stopped to my pubic area. I was stunned by what I saw. With the black light on it showed a blue logo of a cat shaped head with the words S.R. on it. I was a little hurt by this, in a way I felt like a thing instead of a person. I closed my eyes shut to stop the tears from falling. He used me and yet I love him….Why?

Demitri saw the pain in my face and went to comfort me. I wasn't looking at the Doctor but, I could tell by the puzzlement in his voice. "S. R….Have you ever met your owner?"

"No," I lied "I just want it out."

"Ah, I see How old are you?"

"I'm 25"

"Well, that solves it. For a minute I thought you were Rubik's property but, the man goes through Lolita's like water. You're far too old." I made a little sound in my throat. Oh Rubik doesn't think so I thought then the lights went on making everything bright.

"Well, Doctor since our S. R. isn't going to take her, I on the other hand would," said Demitri. "So is there a safe operation to abort Sparky? Ana has research on rare abortions and they tend to be lethal."

"Oh, I know what you mean and I'm glad you asked. I've been doing some research on aborting birth controls like Sparky and the good news is I get to us it today!" The Doctor pulled back his sleeve and pushed something on his watch. "Miss Radfer, bring out the Fireworks," said StrangeLove then he clicked out. A second later a sexy nurse comes in with a tray in her hand. I was puzzled by what was on the tray itself. I was expecting medical tools similar to the ones next to the operating chair but that wasn't what was in the tray. What I saw was a bottle of pink lube and a blue condom on the side.

"Doctor, we're here for an abortion not to have sex," I said. "I can't even have sex without Sparky going off!"

"I know, I know just let me explain. You see, abortion has been done by devices like those besides you Miss Chevski and most have them have been fatal so I've been experimenting on ways that could be less dangerous. With a thousand failures I was about to give up until I spot two teenagers preparing to have safe sex when the idea hit me. Instead of using tools that look like torture devices why not use it in the most natural way by using sex."

I took in the Doctor's idea, I looked at the 'Fireworks' then I looked at the abortion tools. By looking at the difference I would much rather us the lube and condom then the other option. Even though it sounded like a good idea I was still hesitant. "Will it hurt?" I asked

"It will if you don't use the lube. The Pink Fire is meant to suppress the pain while the Blue Rocket disables the contraceptive. I've tested this product with 50 of my patients and all have turned out fine and not to mention satisfied," said the Doctor with a wink in his eye. "Whatever you chose it's your choice."

I looked at my choices. It was either the tools or the Fireworks. By hearing the difference between the two I made my decision. "We'll take the Fireworks," I said at last. Dr. StrangeLove clapped his hands in approval. "Good choice, now let me just leave you two love birds alone and you can get to work," said the Doctor with a grin and left with a thumbs up.