I dreamed I was sitting at a café with Demitri and Rubik having coffee. Rubik poured the sugar and Demitri poured the cream. I hate coffee but, the one I dreamed about was the best tasting I've ever had. When I drank the whole thing I heard children playing near by. I looked to my right and I saw two girls playing hop-scotch. One was blonde; the other was a brunette with both girls wearing matching dresses. At first I thought it was my sister and I because you know how weird dreams are until I called to them and they answered back 'mama'.
I woke up to a room full of red. I heard nearby the T.V. was on and I knew what was playing, 'Nazi'. I slowly sat up on the bed feeling sour all over but, mostly down there. I was no longer in the red outfit, now I was in a white nightdress. I looked over to the T.V, and I noticed I wasn't the only one here. There was a black swivel chair facing the screen, I can tell the person was smoking by the rising smoke coming from the chair. On the screen, the Nazis were holding down a redhead girl whom I recognized as the clone of Lindsey Lohan. She was naked with cigarette burns on various parts of her body. The only person not holding her down was Frau Hitler herself. You couldn't see her face on the screen but, she was enjoying a cigar. "Please, why are you doing this to me?" begged the girl.
"Because Society is tired of giving you second chances, Frau Lohan. I don't even know why you were given a second life in the first place," said the Frau as she violated Lindsey with the burning part of the cigar. I snorted at the comment.
"So tell me, April why were you given a second chance of life," I said, knowing full well who was behind the chair. The chair turned to my direction. The Frau was wearing an all black robe with a white swastika on her right breast. Her legs were crossed revealing most of her long legs. She took a drag on her cigar and began to speak. "Well, at least you're awake. Like I've said before I was cloned this way on purpose. I did not want to come back a woman."
"Correct me if I'm wrong but, you still have a penis….Herr Hitler." The Frau laughed, took another drag of her cigar then put it out. She got on the bed crawling closer to me. When she was on top of me I was about to push her off until I saw her pull something small out of her pocket.
"Now Zoya, do you want me to inject you with Obey again?" I looked at the serum then back at the Frau. I certainly did not want to go through that again then shook my head no. "Good," she said smiling then put it away. She was fiddling with the strap on her rob when I asked her, "Why are you taking off your robe?"
"Because I want to show you something, dear," she said taking off her robe. She looked very womanly except for the penis. When the Frau lifted her dick up I noticed she didn't have balls but, an actual vagina. I looked at her in amazement, Frau wasn't a trannie she was a hermaphrodite. "As you can see Frau Lovejoy, I'm more of a woman then a man. This 'penis' right here is used for urinating or for pleasure and not for reproduction; the only thing reproductive in my body is my uterus."
"Wait a minute, you mean to tell me you can carry a baby for nine months?"
"Ja, how do you think Klara came to be?"
I looked at her dumbfounded. When I first saw Klara I thought she would either be adopted or had a surrogate mother. Never would I thought the Frau actually gave birth. Suddenly I laughed at the thought. I was imagining the Fuhrer with his legs spread giving birth in a bunker with the help of Joseph Mengle. "What's so funny, Zoya?" asked the Frau, her face very serious.
"I'm sorry, I was just imagining you giving birth. It's just so fun-" I stopped when the Frau suddenly hit me across the face.
"Giving birth to Klara wasn't funny…..it was the most depressing day of my life besides being a living and unwilling sex doll to the trusted leaders of the Third Reich." As she confessed this her face looked sad, she was even close to tears at the memory. The Frau went to the edge of the bed not making a sound. I couldn't hear her crying but, I can tell that she was by how tight she was holding herself. My mom use to do that all the time when she was depressed, she told me once she didn't want to see her cry.
"So who's the dad?" I asked, curious who 'fathered' Klara. Frau made a sound as if she choked on a bone. She didn't say anything of a minute. I thought she wasn't going to talk about it until she began speaking very calmly. "I don't know….I could be any of them. Herr Goering, Herr Himmel, Herr Goebbels, I don't really know and I don't want to know." She turned to me wiping a tear away from her eye.
"I remember asking Himmel why they were doing this to me. At first I thought they didn't know I was the Fuhrer until he said to me, 'We know you're the Fuhrer but, you are a beautiful imperfection and you're not human'," she said casting her eyes down. She looked to me deep in thought until her eyes looked back at me with a smile. "Well, we had our brooding moment," she said crawling back over to me with a smile. She was on top of me again then suddenly began kissing me. My memory flashed at what happened to me in apartment 624 and pushed her away
"Whatever you have in mind, I'm not interested," I said firmly. Her brown eyes stared at me with a fierce gleam then it went away with a smile.
"Now Zoya, I'm either going to kill you or fuck you. So which one do you want?" she asked. By the look in her eye she was dead serious. I wanted to protest but, I got the feeling I didn't have much of a choice then a thought came to me. "Where's Demitri?"
"I'm here," he said wearing a white robe. I got out of bed quickly and gladly kissed him.
"So what's wrong here?"
"The Fuhrer either wants me to die or to fuck her," I said pointing to the Frau. She was on her knees on the bed looking pissed off.
"We had a deal, Demitri! You find her, abort Sparky then I do what I want with her!" I looked back at Demitri with disbelief. I was bargained for personal gain. "You bastard," I hissed then I slapped him across the face hard. I was about to hit him again until he stopped me then forced his lips unto mine.
"I know how this sounds, Zoya. Making a deal with the Frau was the only thing that I could think of to get you here. If I didn't bring you here would you have known about Isaac or about my father wanting to marry you?" I thought about that for a moment. As much as I hate to say this but, he was right. If it wasn't for him I wouldn't have known Rubik let Isaac die or the unexpected proposal when I got back from Korea.
"You're right….I'll sleep with Frau Hitler," I said, in defeat. I looked over to the Frau with her eyes full of hunger. Just when she was about to kiss me again I stopped her. "Under one condition…..Demitri must join us."