This was a request. ^-^

Disclaimer: I don't own adventure time or these songs. This is only for entertainment purposes. I only own my oc Nicole.

The Who- Helpless Dancer sung by Ice King

"Hey Gunther look at me and my bongo butts." Quack." "What do you me you don't like it?" "Quack." "What ever Gunther you don't know music."

"Quack." "What about my dancing?" "Oh yeah shake it, shake it!" "Yeah Gunther shake your tail feathers!" "Quack." "Oh yeah, you don't have a tail." "Hehehe Hoohoohoo! This is fun."

"Wtf!" said Marshall. "Marshy why are you spying on the Ice King!" snapped Fionna. "Shhh it's funny." Marceline said. "Whoa when did you get here?" "Oh, I was spying on two love birds." "Aw, Fi's blushing." "Shut up!"

"C'mon Gunther let's keep on dancing!" "Woohoo!" "Quack." "What? You think my dancing is horrible?" "Quack." "You just ruined my mood." "Quack." "Hey maybe I can write lyrics to a song and then go to Marceline's house to make the rest of the song." "Quack." "Shut up! Gunther." "You're so mean." "Quack."

When a man is running from his boss

Who hold a gun that fires "cost"

And people die from being old

Or left alone because they're cold

And bombs are dropped on fighting cats

And chilldrens' dreams are run with rats

If you complain you disappear

Just likethe lesbians and queers

No one can love without the grace

Of some unseen and distant face

And you get beaten up by blacks

Who though they worked still got the sack

And when your soul tells you to hide

Your very right to die is denied

And in the battle on the streets

You fight computers and receipts

And when a man is trying to change

It only causes further pain

You realize that all along

Something in us going wrong

You stop dancing

Is he playing for a moment?

"Quack." "I know. I know."

"I don't get it." said Fionna. "That's because you're too young to understand." teased Marshall. "Nuh uh!" "Yeah huh." "Marshall stop teasing her."


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