Disclaimer: I don't own Jimmy Neutron.
"We need to get Jimmy's memory back Sheen."
The young man in question sighed. "Hey Jimmy! Do you remember the Ultra-Lord movie we all went to see when I turned sixteen?"
"No Sheen."
"Good, because you weren't there!" Sheen looked at Libby. "See? He's all better."
"Get serious Ultra-Dork, the sooner we fix Nerdtron the sooner you can watch your precious TV show."
Libby looked up at her friend. "Sheen's got a point, Cin."
"Well, he certainly doesn't have a brain."
"Hey!"
His girlfriend shook her head. "I mean, why don't we show Jimmy an important movie? Something that affected his past."
"Good idea Libby," Jimmy said. "Start naming movies." He closed his eyes and started to picture movies he remembered, most of them consisted of Jet Fusion. I watched a lot of his movies; thank you Thomas Edison for bringing us the motion picture.
"Llama Boy: The Musical!" Really Carl? Did I even watch that?
"Ultra-Lord: Revenge of the Bride!" Sounds, like a Ultra-Lord romantic comedy…gross!
Everyone stared at Sheen and Carl. "Uhh, thanks guys, but maybe the girls should take over." He waited for them to nod their nods, before turning to the girls in question. "Well…"
"Shut it Nerdtron, we're thinking." Same old Cindy, she's just been dressed in a different wrapper. An extremely attractive wrapper mind you…wait Neutron what's up with you? You don't like girls! Ugh, I am going to start blaming the testosterone. One moment you are perfectly sane and the next a rush of hormones changes your opinion on everything.
"I think we've figured out the perfect movie," Libby finally said.
Sheen who had been completely uninterested at this point suddenly dropped to his knees in front of his girlfriend. "Please, Libbs, I'm begging you! Tell me it's not one of Cindy's movies!"
"Just what's wrong with my movies?"
"Nothing, if you're a chick!"
"Come on Sheen, her movies aren't that bad. I mean she has a bunch with princesses." Carl smiled somewhat creepily. "My favorite's Cinderella. She reminds me of Judy."
For a moment not one eye left Carl. "Dude," Sheen finally screamed, "you have a hot Swedish girlfriend, stop obsessing over Jimmy's mom!" Carl has a girlfriend? I might understand Sheen, but Carl? And what about my mom, that's just gross.
"We're just going to find the movie. You three, just stay there."
As soon as the girls left the room, Jimmy turned to his friends. "When did you two get girlfriends?"
"Fifth grade, Jim. You did too."
"Carl that's impossible we didn't like girls." He did a double-take. "Who did I date?" Please say Betty Quinlan!
"We're not allowed to tell you," Sheen replied as he began aimlessly flipping through the TV channels.
Jimmy thought a moment. "I'll buy you anything you want from the Candy Bar."
"My therapist says I can't go there anymore." He sighed. "I feel like Ultra-Lord in episode #3972: Battle of the Teenage Girls. He had to pretend to be a girl and sneak into Robo-Fiend's house."
"That has nothing to do with this, Sheen."
"Oh yeah Carl? Neither are llamas or Jimmy's mom, but you're still going to bring them up."
"Seriously guys, who did I date? Am I still dating them?" Jimmy asked, completely uninterested in any obsessions his friends had.
"You're not 'dating' anyone," Sheen said quickly. "Cindy and Libby will kill me if I tell you anymore."
"What do you mean by the air quotes…?"
"Did you two dorks tell him anything about you know what?"
"No," Jimmy grumped, "what did you do to them?" Theory #572 has been confirmed. Girls are able to make guys do anything, even ignore their best friend. "Even threatening to beat them up doesn't usually work."
Carl played with his shirts collar. "Actually Elke told me that she wouldn't date me any longer, if I didn't do what Cindy asked. I kind of like my girlfriend, almost as much as I like llamas and your mom."
"Oh yeah, Jimmy," Sheen said, "Carl's dating a model! I want to date a model!" He looked up at Libby who had sat on the arm of his chair. "Of course, that's only if Libbs ever wants to get into modeling." She shook her head.
"You don't need to date a model, you are a model."
What? "Oh yeah…"
Jimmy examined his friend. He couldn't picture what attraction girls would see in Sheen, but he supposed it wasn't his place to judge. "Vortex, could we just watch the movie?"
Carl perked up, "Are there princesses?"
"No, this is a movie we all like." Cindy smiled. "No princesses, in fact it's an action movie." She handed to box to Sheen, before sticking the DVD in the Neutronic HD DVD Player.
"Sweet! Jet Fusion in Die Again Tomorrow Forever! He's almost as cool as Ultra-Lord! Dude, remember when we met him? And Beautiful Gorgeous…." Sheen sighed, "when does she get out of prison?" Libby hit his arm. "OW!"
Jimmy rolled his eyes, "Jet Fusion is fake; we probably just met the actor who plays him."
"Nope, Nerdtron, we all met him."
"Yeah Jim, Cindy videotaped his wedding, Libby played the piano, you were his best man, and Sheen and I prevented Jet from killing you in a murderous rampage!"
"Not to mention when we saved him from Professor Calamitous!" Sheen laughed.
Cindy and Libby rolled their eyes at Sheen. "Yeah, you and Carl hung around in Shangri Llama while Jimmy helped Jet escape." Cindy sat down next to Jimmy. "Can we just watch the movie now?"
They sat and watched the movie for the next hour or so. Even Jimmy didn't know how long it was, he was distracted by Cindy. Leaping Leptons, I thought she distracted me enough when I was ten. These stupid hormones aren't helping either. Why does her hair have to smell like Jasmine?
"I don't remember this movie guys. Thanks for trying though."
He got up from the couch to try to distance his thoughts from Cindy and all other girls. After all if he liked any girl it was Betty Quinlan or Marie Curie, not Vortex.
Then the doorbell rang. "I'll get it." Anything to get away from Cindy.
He didn't look through the peep hole; Jimmy opened the door without pausing. And there she stood. "Hey Jimmy, are Cindy and Libby home?"
A/N: It's been a while since I've written. Not particularly happy with this chapter, but this is as good as it was going to get.
I've been watching a lot of JN on Netflix lately and have noticed several things…
Jimmy is a lot more bold when it comes to flirting than Cindy.
Grown Up Jimmy has the worst voice in the world.
Also in Love Potion #976 I couldn't stop laughing at Jimmy. I really hope he never gets that way again. Also I am considering doing a one shot where Jimmy never noticed the beaker and/or didn't care.
Plus Jimmy constantly breaks the fourth wall.
