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When the jet the finally landed everyone rushed off the plane." So where are we staying" Rossi asked. "At the Paradise Resort." JJ replied. "Oh. My Gosh. That is awesome. I am so excited." Garcia screamed. Everyone winced and yelled "We know!" "Well sheesh! " Garcia responded. "Alright guys let's board the car and get going." Hotch ordered "Wait! Car?" JJ asked. "Yes. We had to cut back on transportation because of the resort." Hotch answered. "I guess that's understandable." JJ replied. "Ok. Everyone get in the car." Hotch ordered. " Alrighty. Boss man!" Garcia replied while everyone was waiting for the car to pull up.
"Whoa! This isn't the SUV." Garcia exclaimed. "No it's not Captain Obvious." Hotch said aggravated. Prentiss walked over to Hotch and whispered to him to calm down and he did. "Someone's got Boss man in check."Garcia said. "Whatever. Prentiss and I are in the front and everyone else in the back." Hotch ordered. "How are we going to fit in this clown car?" Morgan asked. "It's not a clown car and…." Reid started but was cut off by a slap in the back of the head by Morgan. 5 seconds later Prentiss slapped Morgan in the head and pulled his ear shoving him in the car next to the window. "Stop hurting Reid before I lose my temper. I am ready to go to the resort and relax so, everyone get in the flippin' car! NOW!" yelled Prentiss. Not wanting to face Emily's wrath everyone rushed into the car and tried not to complain.
5 minutes after the car started driving JJ couldn't take it anymore. "Rossi, move over!" "Sorry Jen but there is no room for that." Rossi replied "Well, can you at least get your hand off of my leg?" JJ asked "I was using it for balance. Do you want me to fall on the floor?" Rossi reasoned. "Well… I guess not." JJ answered "Well, I guess everything is settled then." Rossi replied while sliding his hands higher on JJ's thigh. JJ's breathing hitched making Rossi smirk. 'This is going to be a piece of cake.' thought Rossi when JJ didn't object. 'I should really step my game up but he is so hot and hard to resist.' JJ thought. "I see that this is going to be easier than I thought." Rossi whispered in JJ's ear. This caused JJ to clear her head of the previous thoughts she was having. "That's what you think but you couldn't be more wrong," "Sure Bella, whatever you say." Rossi responded sarcastically.
They were soon interrupted by a shriek from Garcia. "Oh….My….Gosh. Its b-e-a-u-tiful." "Baby Girl for the love of God please be quiet or at least stop screaming." Derek said. "Fine, but since you said that Reid is my new favorite." Garcia said smirking. "Whatever. I don't care." Derek mumbled. "Sure you don't" Garcia said sarcastically. "Okay everyone; it's time to split up in to rooms. I will be with Prentiss, Rossi you will be with JJ, Garcia, Reid, and Morgan can share a room." Hotch ordered. "Why am I stuck with Rossi?" JJ complained.
"Because I said so." Hotch said with a smirk giving Rossi a high-five when he walked by. "Oh my gosh. Are you helping Rossi?" Emily asked incredulously. "Um... No way would you say that." Hotch asked. "You know what you are not getting any tonight." Emily told Hotch. "Whatever." Hotch replied. 'Oh my gosh, that was really dumb now she is going to be angry all day.' Hotch thought. "I didn't mean it" Hotch said running after Prentiss into the hotel.
Later on after everyone finished unpacking they all got dressed and went to dinner. Because JJ and Prentiss were upset the guys and women ended up eating at separate tables. The women were talking about Hotch and Dave and how much they aggravated them. Garcia as usual tried to console her friends. "Hotch is so rude. I can't believe that he said that." Garcia said while JJ sat there agreeing. "I just don't know understand men." Emily said to both Garcia and JJ. "I told you Dave is a nuisance." JJ complained along with Emily. "Don't worry chica's this will all get better because female's always win."
At the men's table Hotch and Rossi were going on about the women. "She is so sensitive. I was just helping out my best friend and now I am evil." Hotch complained. "Well it will soon be over because I got JJ right where I want her." Rossi stated. Morgan and Reid sat there staring at both men with wonder. "You guys clearly need some help and lucky you I am willing to sacrifice my time just for you." Morgan said. "Please, what could they possibly learn from you. You're still trying to avoid your ex." Reid stated smugly.
" I have had enough of you and your smart mouth. You better sleep with your eyes open kid." Morgan threatened. "You know what clearly we all just need some rest so let's go back to the hotel and get some sleep." Hotch suggested. Still walking separately the men and woman all headed back to the hotel. "Everyone go to sleep so we can this thing started tomorrow without everyone being cranky." Hotch ordered. After that everyone went to bed and after a few short arguments went to sleep. Well, everyone except Rossi and JJ.
JJ and Dave went too their room and notice there was only one bed. Even though it was king sized JJ was not about to share it with Rossi. "So who gets the bed" Rossi asked. "The fact that you asked that question makes me question your intelligence. It's my bed of course because I am a lady." JJ said getting ready to jump on the bed. Just as JJ's feet got off the floor Rossi pulled her away from the bed. "I don't think so Bella. I am older so by seniority I get the bed." "Ha, that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard." JJ stated. "I never say anything that's dumb. This is ridiculous let's just share the bed." Rossi suggested. "That is actually not a bad idea. Let me think about it. Hmmmm….. No." JJ said as she threw a pillow and blanket at a pitiful looking Rossi. "Babe I don't know who you think I am but as I said before I always get what I want and I am definitely getting that bed." Rossi informed JJ. After another 2 hours of arguing JJ and Rossi ended up sharing the bed. As they were on the bed Rossi thought, 'This is going to be a very interesting trip.'
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