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A/N: I think tomorrow I'll start up more DoP, as I simply can't keep on writing this strait like I can with DoP~!

R/N: What, is our past that tiresome...?

M/N: It sounds like an excuse to me...

A/N: A-anyway... On with the show!

Late morning, Nameless Shrine, Miko's PoV:

"Euuuh... Wh-what happened...?" I groaned while in the process of getting up from the floor, before dusting myself off. My back was killing me... It's like I just slept on the flo- ...I did just sleep on the floor.

...That's right, I overheard a rather disturbing fact about the basement... but... what happened after that...? How did I end up on the floor...?

Might as well go and inspect that very strange gift.

Seriously, what is a thigh sheath for ten needles going to do for me...?

I made my way to my room, once more opening the door, this time in a whole lot less of a frantic hurry, and closed it behind me. The room before me was utterly bare, save for the single futon that was still unrolled.

"Guess I should roll the thing, huh...?" I went about my stated task, rolling up the futon and returning it to the closet, where that oddly floating set of needles was; I'm not sure how one makes things float, but it seems rather wasteful to do it to such a simple item, which won't get any use from floating...

I guess I'll try them on... I mean, what else can I do with such a thing? ...Well, I suppose I could clean my nails, so they do have some use. I could also jam one in that man-eating Youkai, should she try and make me the fourty-fourth victim.

Ohh? There's a really thick book, too!

Throwing holy relics: a guide for complete and utter morons who decide to throw holy relics of all things at those they dislike

...The title coveres the entire cover...

I flip open a page, so as to see what the table of contents looks like, quite surprised at the things I saw.

0001 Introduction
0432 How to throw things one should not
1192 How to throw things one should
1193 How to throw knives
1247 How to throw liquids
1561 How to throw gods
1562 How to throw axes
1667 How to throw evil spirits

I couldn't help but wonder how exactly some of these things are 'holy relic's.

2731 How to throw your voice
2763 How to throw a harpoon/trident
2933 How to throw a singing sword
0005 How to throw a set of exactly ten needles that are contained within a thigh sheath and seem rather useless unless you read up on it

...Why did it list that one as the last, if it's on page 5...? Why would ones voice even be in a book about holy relics? ! You know what, I'm just... I'm not going to question it.

I flip to page five, intent to learn things, when my reading was suddenly interupted by the sound of aproaching foot steps. As I eventually ended up sitting in the for whatever reason, I simply slid shut the door, so as to hide myself from whoever it may be looking for me. Why not hide when you are able?

"M-must you keep licking it...?" ...What is Mima doing with the Youkai?

"Buh ihsh sho tasty! Yuh tasht sho gwait!" I... W-what exactly are they doing? !

"But it's making such a... naughty sound..." I heard the diminulative Youkai giggle, and a whole lot of slurping. I really hope they arn't doing what I think

"Ish thah sho~?" The slurping sound intensified, as if saying no only made her be more vigorous about it.

Are they really...? But, why in my room?

They... They must be deviants that only get excited while in other people's rooms!

"Where is Miko, anyways...? We heard her pass out, but she wasn't where she passed out..." Ehh?

"Maybeh shome slurp Youhai goh hehr, she doesh shmell slurp slurp tashy..." ...Wh-why is hearing this making me so excited? Could I be some sort of deviant? One that grows aroused from others... doing naughty things?

"Don't even joke about that, please; I'd rather not think of my sister being eaten." I had stopped paying attention to the conversation, and was focusing on the sounds of slurping entirely, the sounds of licking, sucking, and a gasp here and there, oddly all coming from the Youkai.

"Shoreh, wash jush behingh ohnesht." Ugh... My loins are starting to grow a bit moist... W-well... As they don't seem to be stopping, m-maybe I should...

I began to lift my Hakama, only one goal in my mind.

"Only place we havn't looked would be..." Footsteps began to approach the closet, just as I began to touch myself through the cloth of my fundoshi.

Just as I had begun, the door to the closed slid open, revealing me to the world.

Both myself, and Mima, were looking at eachother like deer in headlights, while the Youkai was stareing at my slightly moistened fundoshi, as my room was dark enough that she didn't need her bubble of darkness.

Moments later the both of us screamed, and turned away, while the Youkai continuously sucked on the bone that caused my misunderstanding.

Noon, Un-named Shrine, Mima's PoV:

Both myself and Miko couldn't look eachother in the eye after I had caught her doing... that.

I was cooking, but I couldn't remove the now seemingly permanant blush from my face. I was mortified to have walked in on my sister doing such a thing.

Sure, it's expected, as we're both healthy young women, there will be times when one has the... urge to do such things, but that doesn't mean I want to see that, just as Miko wouldn't want to see me doing such a thing!

...I'm not sure how I'd feel about seeing Rumia do such a thing, but she's not my sister, and she makes me feel odd every time we are close together.

...Could this be love?

No, that sounds silly! A human and a Youkai together sounds odd, as well as the physical age differance making these thoughts of mine feel rather... wrong.

It'd never work, even if it were love!

...Right?

...Plus, we're both women, a-and... She eats people! ...Even if I have done some of that too, just at a far, far smaller scale...

I... I think I'll just stop thinking about such a silly thought now, and start on lunch.

Night, Shrine in need of a name, Miko's PoV:

I kept a single lantern lit by my futon, and once more opened the book from earlier; I waited untill night, just so that I wouldn't have to worry about being interupted.

I opened the book, flipping to page 5, and began to read. I hate reading, but this seems useful enough that I'd force myself to read it.

...Wait, these things are holy relics? !

Why does a Youkai even have a holy relic set to give? !

First, you must grip the needle with half sticking from the bottom of your fist.

I did as the bok said, gripping it so that half was sticking out of the bottom of my fist.

Now, you slam you fist down on your thigh.

I do as the book said, quickly regreting that action.

I squirmed about in pain, feeling as though my thigh had been impaled by a spear.

This went on for another few minutes, before I pulled the spike of pure pain from my leg, ending the pain.

Oddly, there was no wound, or anything of the sort, left behind.

I once more open up to page 5, and find the words are quite different.

Gyahehehahahahahahaha-

The entire page is filled with laughter! The hell sort of sorcery is this? !

I flip the page.

Hohoho-

Once more, I flip the page.

Wahahaha-

I flip to the next page.

Ohohohohohohooo... Boy are you stupid.

"Hey, that's mean!" Not really thinking, I shouted at the book.

And now,you think speaking to books is a good idea? What a crazy person...

"Well, it seems you can hear me, so I'm not completely insane..." I'm starting to dread learning this...

Or, you are so insane you simply think I'm talking to you.

Okay, I think I'm not in the mood to argue with an inanimate object, so I suppose I'll just have to go to bed!

I began to close the book, but it in turn began to resist my closing of it.

Eventually, the book won, and I somehow ended up being pinned by strips of paper that shot from the sides of the page.

The book began to hover over my face, as though the book was telling me to read it.

Ohh, you're not getting out of learning the ways of using that holy needle you stuck in your thigh! Even if you try to resist, I'll simply give you paper cuts untill you start reading!
Now, read me.

I quivered in fear, but did as... told, and read the obviously magic book.

It was several hours of reading before the book let me fall asleep, satisfied that I now knew the very most basics of throwing needles at people, as well as how to make the sheath generate more, even if it would take holy powers that I obviously don't have.