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A/N: And now the moment you've all been waiting for! ...Me making a chapter! Eheh, sorry about that... I'm up to four active RPs now, and so have been continuously distracted!

A/N2: Ahaha... Jeez, this has been sitting around at 300 words for a while now!

Y/N2: And now she has five of those silly little RPs of hers~ My, how distracting!

A/N2: Shush! I'm doing better now! 3 updates in 3 days!

Y/N2: Although, you are releasing it/proof reading in the 4th day.

A/N2: Why must you nitpick...? Anywho, let's get on with the show.

A/N3: I had to re-write the 2nd A/N section, and about 200 words of content, so if things aren't quite up to snuff, blame that.

Night, Tenma's castle, Mima's PoV:

"Hey! Down here!" I looked down, to see the little naked girl from before. ...The one that was tiny and fairy-like.

"...Daiyousei, I think it was? Hello again." I gave her a slight bow.

The little fairy gave me a slightly creepy grin. "Just call me Yuuka. You needn't call me by title, now that I'm in a better mood. Ohh, and I punished your sister for that sneak attack the other day. I hope you don't mind~"

...Punished? Punished, how? "Erm, if you don't mind me asking, w-"

Before I could finish, she cut me off. "What did I do?" That creepy little grin became a full-blown crazed looking grin. "This and that. She'll be fine, so does it matter~?"

...I have a feeling that I don't want to know...

Elsewhere:

In the basement of an unknown location, one could hear a shrine maiden groaning in agony. "The paaaaain..." Miko had sat upon a wooden horse for who knows how long, and so was in a great deal of pain. Who would have thought a little girl to be so forceful...? She didn't even get why she left her down here. Something was said about she had to say sorry for what she did was said, but that was all. What was she supposed to appologise for?

Tenma's castle:

Rumia began to grin at the little nudist, and asked, "Is that so~?"

In response, Yuuka returned her grin, and raised her a wider grin.

Rumia, not being one to be shown up split her cheeks open, and grinned from ear to ear in a rather literal sense.

Yuuka returned the grin in full, while not splitting her lips in any way, shape, or form. She must keep those lips of hers really hydrated, if they can go that wide without splitting...

I cleared my throat, so as to break-up their little grin-off, before stating, "No I don't mind, so long as she'll be alright. Also, thank you for sparing my sister, miss Yuuka."

She turned her grin to me, and replied, "Please, just Yuuka." ...That grin is really intimidating, even if her teeth look so... human. Just as I was about to open my mouth to reply, Yuuka went on to say, "And my is that an interesting scent you have upon you..." The grin she gave me turned predatorial, causing me to instantly understand her meaning. "I can even smell it on your breath..."

I quickly formulated a response, paling all the while. "I-I was curious... I-it was just a little bit each time... I only ate-"

As I was jumping to conclusions, Yuuka ended her moments pause by way of saying, "What have you two been doing? I never imagined a human to do such things to a man-eater so readily~! I can smell its scent covering your entire body, human..."

While I was busy being confused, Rumia answered, "That is so~!" A grin upon her lips that was quite a bit more hungrily predatorial. "Her lips are far too tasty to digest, so I keep coming back for more, instead!"

My pale face suddenly went red at what she was saying. "Th-that sound so..."

"Although, I would love to chat more, but I have other things to attend to." Yuuka's grin lessened back to the norm at this point, making her look less like a maniac. Oddly enough, the youkai around us were cowering to an extent, while giving the fairy a wide berth... With her grin normalized, she began to give me a cute little wave.

Rumia gave the nudist a grin. "Is that so~? Well, see you some other time, Yuuka!"

I returned the wave, not wanting to offend. "Fare well, Yuuka."

As she turned to leave, the elder youkai looked over her shoulder, and added, "Ohh, and you've nothing to fear of eating your own kind here, human; there are some things that even the tengu don't report. So eat to your hearts content~"

As Yuuka left, my mouth hung open. So she did know... ...Maybe I should invest in breath mints and perfume...

Giggling to herself, Rumia gave my sleeve a tug, and gave me the cutest of begging eyes. "How about we go eat, now...?" From the look in her eyes, I knew that she was looking forward to it. I'm sure she would go without me, should I refuse, so I simply gave a nod.

Letting myself be dragged along by the cutest flesh-eating monster I have ever seen, it wasn't long untill we arrived at the thing that had gained her adoration. ...And what a scary sight it was, in all honestly. It was a table piled high with an enourmous amount of raw and cooked meat; if Rumia's waterfall of drool cascading down her chin was to be believed, it was nothing but human flesh...

"Ey, wots a 'umie doin' in a place loik dis...?" A massive green-skinned man aproached us from the side, cutting off our current route. He had plates of steel covering his skin in a few places, and a pair of tusks jutting up from his bottom lip. On his back was a rather scrappy looking axe.

From behind him, another three green-skinned men came out, all eyeing me up with hunger in their eyes. Not looking good... One of the three gave a nod, and commented, "Deys lookin' moity tasty, boss!"

The remaining two gave grunt-filled nods, signifying their agreement, while Rumia continued to stare at the table with hunger in her eyes, the three green men just barely not blocking her view. While she was doing that, the four chose this moment to step in front of her, as she had seemed to offend their leader. "Oi, don't be ignorin' us, ya git fayce!"

Around us, the various youkai began to give us more space than before, not wanting their meal to be interrupted by a bunch of idiots.

Having her line of sight blocked, Rumia snapped back to reality. "Ehh...? Where'd my meat go...?"

The leader of the green men group scratched his head at that. "...You's a lady ain't ya...? You ain't gots no meat!"

Not paying him any mind, she realised where it was. "...You're in the way." Once more her cheeks split, and as an added bonus the entirety of her eyes grew pitch black, giving a frightening look to her. To assist in this, her fingers became sharp claws. "Move."

The three underlings turned tail at the use of Rumia's least violent scare tactic, making me wonder just what was going on, as I was behind her.

Looking behind himself, the head of their group growled. "You bloody idiots! Get back here!" Using that as an excuse to flee, he did just that.

...Well, atleast this has taught me a valuable lesson! Sunshine shouldn't be messed with when food is involved... I have a feeling that those four may have given me a good warning about how not to act around my little friend here.

With the obstructions out of our way surprisingly easily, Rumia began to drag me towards the feast of human flesh. Atleast there aren't any recognisable bits lying around. Just meat. ...Although, the cooked meat does look tasty.