Disclaimer: Touhou belongs to Zun, and the only things that belong to myself would be Usagi the Mimic, and Moegi the Japanese Beetle. Everything else belongs to their rightful owner.

A/N: Will I make it in time for a concurent update? Find out next time on- Oww!

Y/N: No, this time!

A/N: Ehh?

Y/N: If it's made next time, it shall not be two days in a row!

A/N: Ohh. Right...

Y/N: Idiot...

A/N: ...In other news, I am going to write a crossover with... a rather interesting series. Probably soon. I say this, although I have been considering it since before the start of this story. Unlike the other stories, it shall not be within my headcanon, although the touhou portion shall be based off of it.

Y/N: My, that shall be interestesting, hrm?

A/N: Well, yeah. And before you ask, yes, you will be in it.

Y/N: Ohh, goodie! I shall pack my things~

A/N: ...Have fun~

Early morning, non-mountain shrine, Miko's PoV:

As I rubbed the sleep from my eye, I wondered why I woke up so early. ...Or was it late...? Well, I'd best brew a bit of tea. Helps me sleep, when sleep is hard to come by... As I stood, and began to stretch, I noticed something very strange.

As I began to fall into the floor, I reached out to the side, and caught the rim of the gap reflexively. Yukari must want something... As I pulled myself up and out, I asked, "What do you want, Yukari...? I wanna get back to sleep..."

Following my intuition, I stepped to the side just as a second hole opened. Persistent one, she is... Once more my intuition went off, and I did the partial splits, so as to avoid one that was now between my legs. When the gap widened, I simply fell forwards, landed on my hands, and flipped back on to my feet. "My, you have grown used to this, haven't you~?"

Furrowing my brow at the voice behind me, I replied, "When you do it most every day? Yeah, I'd hope I would."

Encircling my neck with her strong yet gentle arms, Yukari began to lean against me, giving me the annoying feeling on her resting her breasts on me. "You wound me! I wouldn't dream of bothering you every day, my dear Miko..." I could just about hear the hurt dripping from every syllable.

Cutting to the chase, I asked, "So, what do you want...?"

With a sigh, the older woman removed herself from me. "Why do you always think I want something, my dear little Miko?"

Turning around to glare at her, I replied, "Because you always do! You've had me fight various monsters over the past month, with only a few few days to rest in total; who wouldn't expect you to repeat the pattern by this point?"

With an exaggerated frown, Yukari began to give me a pleading look. She looked like a spoilt child, with how she crossed her arms with a huff. Relenting, I throw my arms up in the air in irritation "Fine, fine, I'm sorry! Jeez..."

Immediatly perking up, the annoyance replied, "Appology accepted~ Now, as for what I want-"

Not giving her a chance to finishe her request, I shouted, "So you did want something, just like every other time!"

"...As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted, I have a special assignment for you!" Special asignment?

At her strait forwardness, I let out a sigh of defeat. "Go on."

"As opposed to the regular youkai extermination, I have a more... delicate matter for you to atend to." So as to increase her mysteriousness, she opened that fan of hers before her mouth, as she talked.

Narrowing my eyes, I asked, "Your not gonna make me wash your granny panties, are you...?"

With a chuckle, she began to give me a slight look, as if warning me to watch where I tred. "I wouldn't dream of forcing that on you! But because you asked..."

Suddenly I felt somthing silky land on my head, and so picked it up, curious as to what it was. ...Great. "What the hell? I was kiddi- Wait, why are these warm?!" I tossed the freshly worn pair of panties at the irritation, and began to return her glare of sorts with a firey glare of my own.

While busying herself with slipping them back on, she maintained eye-contact, grinning all the while. "Why, indeed?"

Now that I was thoroughly distracted with embarassment, I found myself falling into a gap. Dammit, she always does that!

From behind me I heard a snort, and quickly stood up, spun around, and lept backwards, readying myself for anything. ...Ohh my...

Before me was a 1:2 scale cow, whose long and sharp horns were a pearly white, while its fur was tinted green. As it stared me down, the cow ripped a bit of grass from the earth, and began to grind it slowly between teeth as large as strawberries. That is... somehow very intimidating.

From a hole in the space beside my ear, Yukari whispered, "You have to seal it."

I couldn't help but shiver at the sudden voice in my ear, as her warm breath had tickled me in quite the lovely way. ...She does that on purpose, I just know it.

With a sigh, I took out one of the charms the book had taught me how to make. Taught was a very loose term, however, as it pretty much had forced me to learn the how of making seals and other such charms...

While the cow and I continued to study eachother cautiously, I began to slowly approach the beast. Surprisingly, the cow simply proceeded to chew, and chew, as I neared it. I reached out with a slightly timid hand, and touched the side of its head, which caused me to widen my eyes in soft. "My, you're a soft one... I never knew cows had such silky fur... Maybe that's a youkai thing...? But you seem too cute to be a youkai..."

While the massive cow continued to chew, and chew, I reached into my pocket and brought out a charm. I'd best seal it before it can get angry at me... But... Where do I stick it? "Ahh, I know! I'll do the horn!"

With a smile, I slapped the charm on the horn, and backed away to chant the sealing ritual. As I closed my eyes to focus, the massive beast continued to simply chew its cud, paying me little mind.

When finally I had finished, I opened my eyes to find a naked horned woman looking about in confusion, still chewing her cud.