Lexi's P.O.V.

I slowly woke up when I felt the light touch my face. I groaned and rolled over, touching the other side of my bed, only to feel nothing. I soon lifted myself up and didn't see anyone on the other side of me but a note. I picked it up and read it:

Thanks for the night. You sure know how to make a man feel good after having such a hard day.

I sighed, tossing my lions mane; that I call my hair, to my back. I got up and walked over to my counter and counted my money from last night which was $500.

Yea, this is my night job. I go out prostituting. I'm alone. I have no one to call a lover, and I have no one to make me feel loved. I don't condone to prostitution, but hey, if Imma give myself, might as well make some money off of it.

I walked my naked self to the bathroom, and got ready for the day. I have to figure out what the hell is wrong with that stupid ass kid. How does chakra stop all of a sudden? Yea, that's my job to figure out, right? Oh well, he was probably hit by chakra blockers. Who knows what's wrong with him.

I soon got out the shower and went back into my bed room, combing my hair out as I searched for something to wear. I soon pulled out my favorite tight red dress that had a deep V neck and barely came to my upper thighs by an inch, and put on my doctor coat.

I went to the vanity and put on my makeup which was red eye shadow mixed with black eye shadow, eye liner at the top and bottom of my eyes, and mascara with red glossy lips as always.

Giving myself one last look in the mirror, I walked out my room and down the halls of my small apartment to start my day.


"S-Saito-san! You're here!" My nurse, Neru, ran to me.

I looked at her in confusion as I put my hand in one of my coat pockets and looked at her. "Yea, what's up?" I asked her, signing my name on the clipboard, showing my attendance.

Since I like to skip work all of the time and still get paid on the days I didn't show up, Tsunade instructed me to sign my name and the time I arrived and the time I left. Humph, women!

"Uchiha-san wanted to visit the patient in room 19. Is he allowed visitors?" She asked me, fixing her glasses as she looked at the floor.

"Did it say he wasn't allowed visitors?" I asked her.

"W-Well, no-"

"Then he's allowed visitors." I smiled at her, patting her head. "Don't think too hard about the little things like that. Ok?" I winked at her.

She blushed a little. "Y-Yes ma'am." she said before scurrying away.

I laughed a little, walking over to Eternal's desk, only to see Itachi and her embracing each other. I stopped walking, and stepped to the side to watch them.

"I'm visiting Hidan."

"Who?" she looked at him, confused.

He laughed at her a little. "Hidan. He's the one that had been admitted here. Remember?"

She still looked confused before ohhing. "Oh, right. Lexi's patient."

"I see. Did she find out what's up with him?" he asked.

"Uh-uh, not yet."

He scowled. "They should've made you a doctor. She was always a reckless one."

I glanced at the floor for a second before looking back at them. He is right about that, though. Eternal is actually a better healer than me. I'm better at using violence and seduction. I just wanted to be a doctor so I can help save lives, not take it away.

"Shut up, teme!" she yelled at him. "You're such an asshole. That's why I don't like you! I even looked at the guy, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with him either!" she pulled away from him and walked over to her desk.

He looked at her shocked while I giggled. She has the worst mood swings, I swear she does. I bet he doesn't know that all he has to do is give her some M&M cookies and she'll be happy. "I don't know why you're mad at me-"

"Cause I don't like the fact that you're disrespecting my friend." She glared at him. "Now go see your friend. Bye."

"Eternal-"

"BYE, ITACHI! SEE YOU AT HOME!"

She didn't even look at him; I could see her irritation towards him. He only sighed and walked to Hidan's room, leaving her alone.

I smiled a bit at what she had said, and I shortly went to go check on my other patients before going to see Hidan. Maybe if the break up, I can finally get into her panties.


Fifteen minutes into my daily checkups and all I hear are loud commotion coming from various nurses and doctors along with loud beeping. I followed the loud voices and beeping monitors and, to no surprise, came across Hidan's room where there was yelling and screaming.

"GET ME THE FUCK OUT! GET ME OUT!" I heard his yelling.

I sighed out and walked over to the door. I peaked in to see him with a pissed look, Itachi right next to him. I looked at them confusedly before walking in and closing the door.

"What's going on-"

"TELL ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW, CAN YOU FUCKING HEAL ME?" he yelled.

I stared at him confusedly. "Huh?"

"CAN YOU FUCKING HEAL ME, YOU STUPID PUSSY!" he yelled.

I stayed quiet and Itachi looked at him. "I told you." he said.

He laughed coldly and looked back at him. "Your wife huh? Ok, let me see her."

He shortly got up and walked past me, brushing against me causing me to almost fall. I just looked down at the floor sighing out. "…You really don't want me to be your doctor, do you?" I asked him.

I felt his cold stare on me. "Fuck no." he told me.

'Damn, you could have at least said it nicer!' I yelled in my head.

I sighed out once again, and nodded my head. "Alright then." I said walking to the door. "That's just too bad, I liked your blood." I told him, walking out, only to bump into a pissed looking Eternal.

She stared at me with a glare and pushed me back in the room and stormed straight to Hidan. "WHAT THE FUCK, I'M NOT HEALING YOU BECAUSE THAT IDIOT OUT THERE REQUESTED ME TO!"

He stared at her with wide eyes and soon, Itachi walked in. "Eternal, why are you yell-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" she yelled at him before glaring at Hidan again. "No, I'm not helping you. You're not my fucking patient." She told him.

"AND WHY THE FUCK NOT!" he yelled with a glare as well.

"Because you have a doctor-"

"SHE'S NO FUCKING HELP! THE BITCH DID THIS TO ME!" he yelled, pulling down the bandages I wrapped around him to hide the 2 puncture holes I left yesterday. "SHE'S FUCKING CRAZY" he told her.

"AND YOU THINK I WONT DO WORSE?"

"YOU'RE NOT GONNA BITE ME TOO, ARE YOU?"

"Bite you-…look, I won't heal you, and that's final. Besides, I don't know anything about you, your condition, nothing. I'm just a damn nurse, I don't have the authority to treat you even if I wanted too." She told him.

"Are you serious? I thought you were a fucking doctor."

She laughed coldly. "Oh-ho. So the idiot forgot to tell you that huh?" She glared at Itachi before looking at him. "I can lose my job for treating you. I'm not licensed too. I'm not healing you, and that's final."

Soon, Itachi stepped into their argument, holding her by her shoulders. "Eternal, Hidan needs to get better quickly. He has to go to Yugakure, he has things he needs to do for his leader-"

"Don't fucking talk to me like I'm 3, Uchiha. I don't give a fuck about anything like that." she said before looking at me. "Do you have something to say in this, Lexi? You've been quiet over there." she asked.

"…" I shook my head, and began to walk out the room. "I'll just find him another doctor. Don't worry about it." I told her leaving the room, closing the door as I did so.


"So, tonight at 8?"

I looked at the petite man in front of me, his brown hair covering up most of his face. He was a potential customer, a young one too, maybe around 19. He's much more different then the guys I usually get. But I know that they are the cheapest payers, and I'm not a cheap woman.

"…Kid, get out my face." I told him as I picked up my stuff and proceeded to walk out the dango shop this guy had asked me to come by during lunch.

"W-Wait!" he ran to me, grabbing me by my arm. "I can afford you!"

"Yea, with what? A hundred dollars and a small dick? I think not." I told him, snatching my arm back as I kept walking.

He kept following me. "What if I told you I love you?" he asked.

I stared at him with no emotion. "I don't fucking know you and I sure as hell don't fucking care if you love me. Why the fuck would you tell me or anyone some stupid shit like that?" I asked him, walking away.

"I do, Lexi! I really do love you."

I stopped walking as he continued. "I always stare at you from a far; I was too shy to tell you my feelings. I thought that maybe, I could have taken you on a date before we did our business, then maybe-"

I came in front of him in an instant, grabbing him by his face gently as he stared at me with wide eyes. I soon gave him a lustful/seductive look. "If you love me, then will you do me a favor." I whispered to him.

I saw fear mixed with excitement flash in his eyes as I went to his neck, grazing it with my fangs. "S-Sure, anything, L-Lexi." he sighed out my name.

I then broke the skin on his neck with my fangs, drinking from him as I held his shoulders down with my strength. He was whimpering in my ear as I did so, asking me to stop, but I didn't care.

Shortly, I pulled back after taking at least a pint of blood from him, licking my lips once he fell on the floor, panting and pale like. I stared at him and soon smiled. "Thanks! I really needed some of your boldness!" I told him before doing some hand signs and going to his ear. "Ice Style: Ice lullaby."

His eye color soon went dull, erasing any memories of what just happened. Smiling, I soon skipped along happily back to work as the man fainted on the spot.

I'll send in an ambulance team for him.


I walked into the hospital, signing my name back on the sheet, humming out happily as I did so, before walking over to Hidan's room.

I passed by Eternal and Itachi as I did so, and Eternal quickly ran to me. "Are you ok?" she asked me. "You've been gone for a good 2 hours!"

"Yea, I'm fine." I smiled at her.

She smiled sadly at me though. "The new doctor is in there with Hidan right now, and-"

"GET THE FUCK OUT!" I heard yelling from his room again.

Soon, a small man came running out. "I QUIT! I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS MAN!" he yelled.

I soon started laughing. "Looks like it isn't easy finding a person to deal with him, right Itachi?" I asked him.

He only stayed quiet, staring at me with a stoic face and I continued. "Next time, stay out of my business." I told him with an enthusiastic smile before walking into his room.

He was sitting there with this pissed look, running a hand in his hair, frustrated. He glanced over at me with a scowl. "My fucking Jashin! What the fuck do you want now, you crazed bitch…came to chew my fucking neck off?"

"…AHAHAHAHA!" I laughed in his face.

He only stared at me as kept laughing, forming tears in my eyes. I don't know the fact that he was mad was just so funny to me.

"HEY, WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUCKING FUNNY?" he yelled.

I didn't answer him, but I shortly calmed down and looked at him with amusement in my eyes. "No reason, Hidan-san."

I walked over to him, pulling up a chair next to him, and crossed my legs. "I was wondering why I was acting so sad right after I left the hospital. I finally know why now, just right after lunch today. You're sad." I smiled at him.

His eyes were wide as dinner plates, and he stuttered. "M-ME? FUCKING SAD-"

"Yes, you." I told him. "One of the abilities I've gained as a Saito is the feeling of emotions through a person's blood." I told him. "I haven't drank blood in years, let's say about 6, so I completely forgot. Stupid." I hit myself in the head.

He stayed quiet, and I just stared at him, sighing. "I'm your doctor, Hidan-san. I know what I did yesterday was inappropriate, and I know the fact that your religion and my family make it worse as well, but what's done is done, and I'm here to help you." I told him genuinely.

He was still quiet, and I waited for a response. I think we were in silence for a good 12 minutes, and I couldn't take it anymore.

SMACK

"WHAT THE FUCK?" He held his cheek.

"I said that so you'd to tell me what's under your damn skin, so what's up!" I yelled at him.

I heard him grumble, but he soon sighed out. "I don't fucking know. I guess I'm just-"

"Scared?" I asked happily.

"NO, YOU FUCK!" he cursed at me. "I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO NOW THAT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR JASHIN-SAMA!" he yelled.

I raised my brow and he looked away from me. I guess he was embarrassed, but why wouldn't he be? A Jashinist lives for Jashin, and for him not to be able to do his practices, well…

I see…

He is scared. He's scared to lose his immortality. 'You can't lie to me, Hidan.'

Sighing, I stood up and ruffled his hair. "I'm sorry to hear that. I really am." I told him.

He looked at me, but his eyes soon darted over to the collar of my coat. "…Is that blood?" he asked me.

"…Huh?" I looked down and noticed a couple of blood stains from that boy, earlier. I soon laughed a little and looked down at him. "Heh, yea, I-"

"Don't drink from others." he told me before lying down and giving me his back. "I'll feel like I'm being used."

I blinked in confusion, and it was then that I realized that he wasn't such a tough guy. He had emotions.