Hidan's P.O.V 1 month later

"What the fuck is this?"

I was watching some dumb show called Ai, and Alexis was sitting next to me, silently watching tv, drinking a box of jelly…so she claims. Honestly, how old is this woman?

"How old are you anyways?" I asked her.

"…I'm 40" she said, not even looking at me.

My eye twitched and I stared at her. "CUT THE SHIT OUT!"

"I am." she smiled. "I mean, honestly, I'm so old that my tv is a rock."

I only stared at her, but I shortly felt myself laughing at her joke. "You're so fucking corny. Shut up."

"Ok, ok…I'm actually 19 1/2. And you?" she asked with a smile.

"22"

Only 2 years apart I see. She doesn't look anything 19. More like 16 in the face and like 22 in her body. I shortly felt my eyes glance at her breast again as she continued to drink her…jelly?

"Are you really drink a box of jelly?"

"And are you really staring at my twins asking me that?" she waved her hand in my face.

I looked up at her and smirked. "What? If I gotta fucking deal with you, at least-"

"No, I'm not. It's actually cherry preservatives." She grinned.

"Difference?"

"…It's real, duh!" she drunk more. "Try some. My mommy sends them for me all the time!"

"Your mommy?"

"Yes my mommy. My mommy can't buy me things? Where's your mommy?"

"What's up with the mommies?"

"…You see that guy right there? He's cheating on…her with…her." She pointed to me.

I only stared at her with irritation, but when she turned to give me a cheesy smile, I couldn't help but sigh and chuckle a little. "Why, he doesn't love her or something?" I asked.

"No, he loves her and all still, it's just he likes her too." she said.

I wasn't really listening to her, I just continued to stare at her vast breasts. I touched them just once, and they fitted perfectly in my hands. I went lower down her body, admiring how thick she was with curves in the right places. When she stands to walk, I can't help but to enjoy the way her body moves when and how her ass sways with the littlest movements she does.

Her skin is so smooth and pale. When I touched her, my body fucking ignited. Her ruby eyes that form so many emotions in one day was…was actually fucking cute to me. Just the way she carries herself seems to make my dick twitches, and when she bit me…

'Right, she's a Saito…almost forgot.'

"Yo! You listening to me?" She asked.

I looked at her pissed feature that was extremely sexy to me, and smirked. "Fuck no." I told her.

"Ugh, ass!" She called me, standing up shortly, and fixing her short blue dress. "Ne, you've been in this room for a month now, right?" she asked.

"Yea…so?"

"So, you wanna go out with me?" She grinned.

I stared at her as if she was crazy. I only knew her for a month and she's already asking me out on a fucking date? "Go out with you?" I yelled.

"Yes, go out with me. I made you my last patient for a reason." she said, sitting on my bed.

"Don't you think you're asking this too fucking early?"

She looked at me confusedly. "What? It's 5, and I need to do some stuff before everything closes. If you're with me, Tsunade wont bitch at me cause I'm taking 'care' of you." she winked.

"…" I felt stupid, really stupid. Of course she's not gonna ask me out on some fucking date. I worried for nothing.

I saw a smirk play on her lips "And then, we can go and make out under the stars to end our date-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

I stuck my hands in my pockets as I stared up at the sky, following Alexis as we walked to where ever she was taking me. I must admit though, it's great to smell the fresh air and feel the sun setting rays hit my skin.

The outdoors is defiantly much better than the indoors.

"Ne, you're really cute when you're calm and relaxed."

I looked down to see Alexis grinning at me as she continued her walk. Her hair flowed with the breeze, and she just seemed much more carefree.

"You could say that." I chuckled.

She came to an immediate stop, and I almost ran into her. "What the f-"

"My treat." She turned to grin at me.

I soon looked up and saw a barbeque restaurant. I soon felt my stomach growling at the fact that I haven't ate any type of red meat in a month. My mouth watered up. It was as if the pig on the display was telling me to eat his big fat ass.

"Oh. Fuck. Yea!" I ran in, leaving her behind and pushing people out of my way to get a table for us.

"GET OUT MY WAY YA LITTLE FUCKS!" I yelled at a group of people.

Once I made it to the front of the line, Alexis came from behind me with a smile. I couldn't help but to stare at those plump red lips that held sexiness on them, despite that it was a simple smile.

She soon stopped to the group of people I just pushed out my way and shortly bowed to the oldest one. As she did, my eyes stayed glued to her round ass that would have been visible if it wasn't for her doctor coat blocking my view.

"Sorry about that Asuma-san. He hasn't been outside for a month and I'm treating him to a meal." she said, lifting herself up. "Please forgive his rudeness." she said with sincerity in her voice.

One of the younger boys scoffed. "What a pain. You could have at least apologize and not let her do it." he said, pointing at me.

I turned to look at him, his brown grey eyes held a challenge in them and I laughed. "Don't start with me kid. You don't know who the fuck you talking to."

"I think I'm talking to jerk right there." he pointed to me with this bored look.

I gritted my teeth and stepped to him, only to have Alexis push up against me. She only came to my chest

"Drop it." She said lowly. "He's just a kid." she told me.

I was still glaring at the kid as he glared at me back and the rest of his group members where trying to calm him down. I soon scoffed and walked to an empty table for us. She shortly bowed to them before going to me and pulling up a chair. "…Uhm…hope ya don't mind…"

I stared at her confusedly. "Fucking mind what-"

She soon flipped her chair the other way before sitting, her legs at both side of the chair, and her arms were resting under her chin. She grinned at me. "I like sitting like this more. Makes me feel manly." she laughed.

I stared at her with a strange look. "…You're not normal…you know that, right?"

She shrugged and we soon sat here in silence as we waited for our meat to come.

"…You know, just how were you gonna fight Shikamaru without your chakra?" she asked me.

"…Fucking who?"

"The kid! Who the fuck else were you about to fight."

"…Oh. I'm not defenseless, woman…" I told her.

It's true. I still have physical strength as well as combat training. Just because I don't have my chakra doesn't mean I don't have other ways of defenses and offenses. What kind of ninja would that make me?

"I see." She eyed me. "You do have nice abs. I guess you do some intense training." she said, staring at my bare chest.

"Fuck yea. It'll put your fat ass in shape." I told her while complementing her ass at the same time.

She caught on and laughed. "I like my ass as big as it." she told me.

"I wouldn't disagree. It's a pretty nice ass if I do say so myself."

She laugh more and looked down. I could have sworn I saw a blush on her pale cheeks. "R-Right." she stuttered.

I called her out on it. "Is there something wrong, Alexis?" I teased her.

She looked up at me quickly and glared. "Don't fucking call me Alexis!" she snapped.

I was taking back by her sudden attitude , but all the more turned on. What's up with this woman? She makes me…she makes me feel so different. I only knew her for a month, and she's already driving me crazy.

Not thinking, I leaned over the table, grabbed her by the back of her head, and captured her lips with my own. I felt her tense up, and I opened my eyes to see her wide eyes staring back at me. My eyes soon held amusement and I smirked through the kiss before pulling back, still inches from her lips.

"Stick your tongue."

She stayed quiet, but soon, she obeyed and her small pink tongue hanged out and her mouth was a perfect 'o' shaped. I plunged my tongue in immediately, exploring her moist cavern. She tasted wonderful just like…cherries? Irresistible.

My hands clenched her dark raven hair as she nibbled on my lips, sucking and tugging on them while, skillfully twirling her tongue with my own. I could feel myself getting hard instantly by her, and I shortly pulled back. I knew if I continued, I would have pulled her to the bathroom and fuck her again up against the wall. I can just imagine her screams and moans when I take her, hitting her fucking spot over and over till she cum on my cock, then I'll do it again till I cum.

She was staring up at me with those ruby eyes that held heated desire in them. I licked my lips at her as I gave her the same lustful stare. She wanted me, and I wanted her. I wanted her right now.

'Who gives a shit if she's a fucking Saito! I want her!"

We soon heard a low cough, and we looked up to see a server come to our table with our meat. "Uhm…your order." He said, placing a huge tray of meat right next to us.

I quickly forgot our little moment just now, and soon started up the grill, sitting down. "Aye, thanks" I told the man shooing him away.

Bowing, he left and I waited until the grill heated up. Lexi on the other hand took a pair of chop sticks and grabbed a slice of meat. I stared at her as she was patting it back and forth in its juice with a bored look.

"…Well, bottoms up!" she said before consuming the raw meat.

My mouth dropped as she chewed it with a smile on her face as the blood from it was sliding down her chin. "Delicious!" she swallowed.

My eye twitching but it stopped as soon as I saw her small pink tongue come back up to lick the remaining blood. The thought of her sucking my cock with that pretty mouth came into my mind.

'This bitch is so fucking sexy'

"You should try it like that sometime." She smiled.

I shook my head of thoughts of her as looked back into her eyes. "Oh shut the fuck up!" I said before putting some of the meat on the grill once it was hot enough. "You're in fucking public. Don't you people keep yourselves hidden?" I asked her.

"They do." she said grinning before flipping her chair back the way it was and sitting down before leaning back on it with her hands behind her head. "Me? I'm old school. I do it just like Alexander II. I make it known what I'm…then I erase their minds." I told him.

My sweat dropped. "So you do stay secretive?"

"To a point? Possibly."

"But you just fucking said-"

"I said what?"

"You just FUCKING said-"

"I fucking said what-" She soon covered her mouth and stop speaking quickly.

I stared at her with wide eyes and tried to comprehend what I just heard. "…You…You have an accent?" I asked her.

She blushed embarrassedly and stopped talking while I continued. "Come on, let me hear it." I stared at her with an amusing smirk.

She shook her head and I grabbed her by her chin so she would look at me. "If I told you it was cute, will ya speak in it?"

I actually did find it cute…no, fuck it, I found it sexy. What I know about the Saitos is that they speak a language far before ours(Yea, Romanian, but we're gonna pretend so otherwise…for the world of Naruto sakes .), they still speak it as far as I know…and witness.

She finally looked up at me, blushing lightly. "R-Really?" she asked me still in that accent.

The look she had on her face was different, and so was the way she was acting. Her confident and strong features and attitude dropped down to something delicate and shy it was…beautiful to me.

I couldn't help but to smile down lightly at her as I gently caressed her soft face. "Yea, it's really cute to me."

Her red lips twitched up into a smile, and she opened her mouth, but stopped and her smile dropped as well.

"…Your meat…it's…" she pointed down.

I looked at her confusedly, but as soon as I looked down as well, I saw that my meat was burned into a crisp. "OH COME ON! MY FUCKING JASHIN, YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!" I yelled as I let her cheek go to place the burnt one a plate next to me as I set 10 more on it. "DAMN IT!"

"…" she soon started laughing, and I looked up to glare at her, but when I saw her just now, I saw beauty. She was laughing in a different way, not like those other laughs, but a more genuine laugh.

She's beautiful.

She's different.

But why is she a Saito?