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Chapter 13
Clove.
Clove glares at the bottle as if she's trying to make it explode and Cato and Finnick are as confused as hell.
"Wait, who spun the damn bottle! I wanted to do it!" Cato roars. Prim ducks behind Katniss who glowers at Cato, giving him a signal to stay far, far away from her unless he wants to die. Cato shrugs it off and asks, "Truth or dare my lovely four leaved Clover."
"I see you've made up another very uncreative and idiotic nick name for me. How unflattering. At least I still know that you're brain is processing. What were we talking about again?" Cloves growls like a tiger but Cato just stares at her as if all he sees is that small kitty cat that's deep inside her.
"Truth or dare?" Cato repeats.
"Ah, truth then. I'm sick of all these pathetic dares." Clove says indifferently. Cato starts thinking of all the ways he could embarrass his best friend which he may or may not have a slight crush on, since he already knew all of her dirty little secrets.
"Okay while your brain is busy at work, I'd like to ask you, why the hell did you act and sound and be so pathetic in the rap battle? I swear if Brutus saw that, he'd whoop your ass to that horrible District 12." Clove states.
"Yeah, just talk like us people from District 12 aren't here." Katniss mumbles.
"HAHAHA! She called District 12 horrible! Take that District 12! Wait, District 12… THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM! CLOVE, I DECLARE WAR ON YOU! BE SCARED YOU GMALL SIRL! Wait, that's not right. SMALL GIRL! BE AFRAID! Ow, my head hurts…" Haymitch bellows before he clutches his head and starting to spasm on the floor like a fish on land and falling unconscious.
"I don't know. I guess rapping just sparked something in me-" Cato says with a dumb grin on his face.
"Your pathetic side?" Clove snorts trying to sound tough and hardcore but ends up sounding like a cheerful pig trying to communicate.
"Shut up Clover! Your truth is… if you could switch bodies with any male in this room who would it be and rate how happy you'd be in their body." Cato says.
"Easy, I wouldn't switch bodies because even though you guys are male, you are as weak and pathetic is four year old girls." Clove sneers.
"Hey! Look at all these muscles!" Gale shrieks while flexing his biceps.
"Do you have a six pack?" Clove asks.
"Well…" Gale mutters unintelligently.
"Then your point is not valid." Clove snarls. Who knew that Gale could get bullied by Clove?
"Now back to the truth. I mean if you had to, not if you could." Cato readjusts his truth.
"Interesting… I would pick Finnick if he weren't dating Annie. Annie you're all right but it would be pretty damn creepy if I am dating you. So hmm…" Clove's brows furrow and the lines in her forehead deepen.
"Maybe a cross between Cato and Haymitch and probably 5 out of 10." Clove mutters coherently. Suddenly, Haymitch jolts up and his eyes open.
"I HEARD MY NAME! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH PLOTTING AGAINST ME! ME AND MY LIQUOR WILL DESTROY YOU!" Haymitch roars while thrashing around.
"Oh shucks you shouldn't have picked me." Cato says sheepishly.
"Wait but why Haymitch too? I'm awesome and he's only going to tarnish my awesomeness." Cato complains.
"Well, Haymitch can keep his alcohol in and tolerate it unlike you. You have one sip of wine and you go completely crazy." Clove smirks.
"I still remember-" Clove says but gets interrupted.
"NO! NO WAY YOU'RE TELLING THAT STORY!" Cato shrieks.
"What's stopping me? Well, one day we were hanging out at a club. He claimed that he "drank" so I gave him a sip of my wine. He only had two sips and then he started slurring and becoming tipsy. He walked into the girls bathroom and when he came out I saw a bunch of hand prints on his face. I wasn't surprised that he got slapped. And then he went on stage and started singing but in the middle of the song, he fell flat on his face so he got a nosebleed, then he started screaming like a little girl and asked for a tampon to shove up his nose…
And that's not even the funniest part, after I gave him a tampon to make him shut up he started drunk flirting with a girl quite badly and when the girl turned around, he realized it was his mother and next to his mother was his dad. His dad punched him in the face for flirting with his wife and after that, he threw up all over his parents." Clove finally finishes.
"And that kids, is why you do not give our little Cato alcohol." Clove says smugly. There is a moment of silence when everyone is staring at Cato who is red in the face. Then everybody starts laughing their heads off.
"HAHAHA! CATO IS STOOOOPID!" Haymitch screams before throwing up all over the floor.
"And you said that he could keep his alcohol in…" Cato murmurs to Clove. Clove ignores his comment and spins the bottle. It spins slower and slower finally landing on…
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Question of the chapter:
Do you think I should couple up two people (not including Annie and Finnick) in this and if yes which two people?
