disclaimer: I don't own Digimon

chapter two: Matt's POV

"Hey guys anything new happen while I went for a shit."

"For fuck sake would you mind your fucking language and yes a hot new chick came in and sat by the karaoke," My best friend Tai said.

"Oh my god we have been through this loads of times my titanium devil do not be ironic because it is really not funny," Ken said .

"What does that mean Ken? Why did you call Tai your and I quote titanium devil?" Yolei asked intrigued as always.

"It means-"Ken started to politely say but then for some unknown reason Tai jumped on his lap and they started making out like mad tongues and all. At first Ken resisted and was confused but then caught on and made the most of it.

"Ken we agreed not to use them names outside the bedroom," Tai whispered but we all heard and sniggered as quietly as possible but he turned around and give us a double threat the evil eyes and the death look mixed in one!

"I know sorry, okay I won't say them then if it will make you happy," he said with his fingered cross and leaned in for a quick kiss then said "I will go get some drinks."

Ken stood up as Cody blocked the path unbeknownst to Tai at the minute what was happening and then Ken showed Tai that he had his fingers crossed and said "the titanium part is because he get's as hard as titanium and the devil is because he's a horny devil. Isn't that right my little titanium devil also why do you think our song is titanium?"

We all tried not to laugh but it was as hard as Tai the 'titanium devil' got and he was now blushing like mad. It looks like Tai has a new nickname that he will never live down.

At this point I got up and went over to see the angel, paid the man for the champagne and service so i expected it to be really high but it was only 500 pounds total and after the five hours that I had been gone I expected it to be at least 1,000 pounds minimun. I'm glad I met my angel in Britain it seemed to be a lot cheaper. Then I said the two worst things I could ever say

"Hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven and you must have fell into Tennessee because your the only ten I see ,"how lame I thought to myself.

she let out a most magnificent giggle but not because it was funny but because it was really really bad and then said "Really that's what you've got, that's all you have got is that what an angel like you came up with,"

"I was just warming up I figured I would only need to be here two seconds but I was wrong I only needed one and- wait did you just call me an angel because I was thinking the same thing earlier about you how weird and I'm saying all of this aloud aren't I," so I then walked to the left a bit and got to the karaoke machine and put on troublemaker by Olly Murs featuring Flo Rider.

"I'm still waiting to be impressed and can you hurry up because I want to leave before the century is over."

"This song, could it be talking about you? If yes or no you will have to ring me to let me know."

"I guess if I have to."

"Good I will hold you to that I promise and also what is your name?"

"My name is D-um ... eh ... Ur ... er ... Sharon yes that's it Sharon. What's your name then"

"My name is Matt and I hope you will give me a ring soon. Here my number is on this napkin."

"Ok see you later."

"Hey wait how did you get in."

"Oh ... er ... funny story, do you know Davis I am one of his less known friends and he wanted to show me off to his soccer coach."

"Oh okay well Tai's over here if you want i will show you."

notes: hoped you enjoyed, so till next time and if the sex change was not detailed enough for you sorry i have been informed that it's not good enough so I will maybe rewrite some parts at the end.

TBC