Funnies of D Gray Man

by dgraymanobsessed

These are scenarios that I originally put into my intros of stories, but there are so many I can think of and not enough chapters to write them all. Plus, it would sort of kill the mood of my stories if it was interrupted by Kanda chasing Lavi around the dining hall because he called him Yuu, again.

2. Chapter 2

I forgot to tell you in the first chapter, but I usually write these after drinking Starbucks. SO I am very hyper and random when I write these.

Me: Lavi, I started watching this new anime, it's called Fairy Tail. There's a guy in it named Natsu and he is exactly like you!

Lavi: Impossible, no one can be like me.

Me: He wears a scarf…..all the time.

Lavi: MY LONG LOST TWIN I'VE FOUND YOU!

Allen: Hey Sara, would you mind answering a question for us? *points at lavi*

Me: Is this about who's taller again, Allen you are mentally challenged to not see how you look up at Lavi.

Lavi: See! I told you.

Allen: No that wasn't the question, why do you always expect a question to be about height?

Me: Moyashi

Allen: *head explodes* SHUT UP! I'M TALLER THAN YOU!

Me: *calm Bookman style*I believe that is an understatement. In my level of knowledge in many different areas, I am theoretically higher up in rankings than you in subjects such as swordsmanship, reading, battle strategy, beating Kanda at a game of name calling, and catching Lavi in tag. Therefore, I am taller than you because of my rankings in these and many other following subjects.

Allen: I hate when you go all out, all you have to do is say I'm stupid.

*Crazy friend of Sara's who's identity must be kept a secret runs in and hugs Allen*Oh my God! Sara how could you do this to this poor child! *strokes Allen's hair* It's okay, it's okay.

Me: Why must I make such idiotic friends. Allen, her fan girl rage will wear off….eventually. You will just have to wait it out.* walks out of the room*

Me: Allen! I have finally finished the dishe- O God No *glances at another stack of dishes* Did you just eat more? You know what, even Lavi couldn't make me do those dishes.
Allen: Really?
Me: Yes, really I will never pick up another dishcloth in my life*throws down towel* do your own dishes.
Allen:*goes to wake up Lavi and drags him over to the kitchen*
Lavi: *looks at dishes* again Allen really? I'm not a puppet.
Allen:Please! I really don't want to wash my own dishes again.
Me: How do you think I feel!
Lavi: Alright fine *flips hair back* Can you please?
Me: *takes all of willpower* No
Lavi: Aww come on it's not really that bad.
Me: Why are you siding with Allen on this? And if not's really that bad then you do them.
Lavi: *stares suddenly scared*
Me:*picks up towel and throws it into Lavi's face*
Lavi:*looks at me with sad face*

Me:No

Lavi: Pretty please? With a cherry on top?
Me: No
Allen: Wow you really don't want to do anymore dishes unless *pushes Lavi into me* Hug her!
Me:*About to crack*
Lavi: Okay? *hugs me*

Me:N-

Lavi: What?*looks as if about to cry*
Me: Ok FINE! You win!
Allen: Hahaha I always win!
Lavi: *puts normal face back on* I'm not doing that again Allen, just so you know.
Allen: *face of despair* wha- wha- wha- Lavi no!
Me: Who's winning now? By the way I wouldn't want these to get into the wrong hands *holds up pics of Allen from Road's hidden cameras at very unfortunate times*
Allen: You cheated *pouts and starts to scrub dishes*

Ok so I'm sorry this chapter wasn't as good as the first one. Partly, becauseI have found that if I actually try and think up these things it's harder to make them. Secondly, I have run out of Starbucks gift cards so no more hyper rages for awhile…*pouts*. Tell me if you have any suggestions or any other people you want me to make funny stuff of. Review!