Okay, sorry for being dead for so long, my friend has given me a very long list of shows to watch, so that's what I've been doing with my summer. I have finished Fruits Basket and no one understands my hatred for Tohru. She….stole…Kyo…from….me. SHE MUST DIE! ...sorry for my rant but I am beyond any hatred or anger for Tohru. Just as my friend is when you say Tyki(she hates his guts and will tear you to shreds if she hears you say his name) unfortunately I might not be able to control myself from killing any person who says her name.(Jk I love you all!) Anyway, I am deeply depressed after finishing several new animes I have been ordered to watch. Why must most of them end with either my favorite person leaving, falling in love with someone, or dying? I think the world hates me and makes me fall in love with those people purposely. Well, enjoy I've finally updated!
Me: Kanda I have to tell you something!
Kanda: Che. What do you want.
Me: So you know how I said in the intro I had watched a lot of new shows?
Kanda: No, who even reads those pointless things?
Me: *evil* I'm already angry enough at…..her. Don't make me snap it won't be pretty.
Kanda: I-don't-care. How many times must I tell you?
Me:…Anyway, one of the shows I watched was High School of The Dead and guess what?
Kanda: That question seems like it's going to piss me off.
Me: There is a girl that's exactly like you in it!
Kanda: What-
Me: She's even samurai and stuff like you.
Lavi: hehe, Yuu has a girl counterpart.
Kanda: shut the fuck up bacca usagi! And Sara you really want to die don't you.
Me: You can't kill me you love me too much!*runs up to hug Kanda*
Kanda: *pushes Sara away* I am not your brother. Stop spouting crap like that to everyone.
Me: *multiple emotions due to hating Tohru* Worst person ever! *takes mugen and threatens Kanda with it*
Kanda: Hand it back, before I kill you.
Lavi: uhh….I'm thinking I should be afraid.
Me and Kanda(in synch): *turns head slowly* Be afraid. Be very afraid.*chases*
….In hallway….
Lavi:*runs past Komui running for life*
Komui: *looks down hall after Lavi* Kids these days *keeps walking out of room sipping from coffee mug*
Kanda: *runs past and bumps into Komui spilling Komui's coffee and breaking his mug*
Komui: *devil glasses* You…broke…..Mr. Fluffy.
Me: *runs in later than Kanda and trips over shard over cup, further breaking it*
Komui: *falls on knees* Mr. Fluffy, these people are so horrible! Rabbit murderers they are!*tears streaming down cheeks*
Me: *sweat drop* ehe he's really an idiot isn't he.
Komui: This calls for punishment! I got that mug from my dear Lenalee*pulls out giant drills*
*Entire Black Order falls into chaos as Kanda continues to chase Lavi and I run from a Sir Komlin Komui unleashed*
Allen: *walks in from mission* what's going on?
Me: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! *sprints past shortly followed by a Sir Komlin
Lenalee: *walks in, also coming back for a mission**facepalm* I leave for three days and this happens.
Komui: LENALEE! MR. FLUFFY HAS BEEN MURDERED! THERE ARE THE ACCUSED!*points to Kanda and Sara*
Lenalee: *sighs*
Allen: *watches Kanda blow up Sir Komlin and firework like sparks explode several floors above**turns around* I think I left something at the train station I will be back…..soon.*total lie*
Komui: *standing at emergency lock down button* No one leaves until I get revenge for Mr. Fluffy! *crazy dark Komui side*
…..And so to say Kanda and I nearly got hung but thankfully Lenalee saved us by going to get another one(it was from the dollar store) and that's how I am able to write this.
Kanda: Tch. Compare me to a girl again and I will kill you.
Me: New plan! Anyone who reviews can listen to a recording I have of Kanda singing in the shower.
Kanda: What! Where did you get that?
Me: Hehehehe.
Thanks for reading! I will try and not be so dead because I have finished a majority of the things I am supposed to watch. As always if you have anything else you want me to talk about or make fun, like for example Kanda singing in the shower,
Kanda: I didn't agree to this!
Feel free to pm me or review and tell me!