Pokemon Snap

The next game Mac and Bloo were going to play was a Wii game called Pokemon Snap…but as the two sat on the couch to wait for the game to start, they both had very angry looks on their faces.

"Doh…fuck you, Pokemon!" Bloo suddenly exclaimed.

"I wish I could snap you in half!" Mac added with rage.

"I'll kill you all one day!"

"Pokemon…killed my parents!" Mac dramatically cried.

…

"Let's play this!" Mac suddenly perked up.

"Let's-let's play!" Bloo added cheerfully.

"'I've been waiting for you ShtLord'!" Bloo read aloud the text on the screen since Mac was going to play first, and Mac's pen name was literally 'ShtLord.'

"I will take the BEST pictures!" Mac cheered, "let's do it!"

"Alright, I got mah apples on! And I'm gonna take pictures of these shitty Pidgies!" Mac said with happiness as his character in the game was now driving in a buggy on a beach, and Mac was constantly trying to chuck apples at Pidgies flying over head.

"Does Professor Oak know that you're just throwing things at Pokemon?" Bloo questioned.

"Ooooh…!" Mac suddenly yelled while ignoring Bloo when he found a path off to the right.

"What's down there?!" Bloo exclaimed

…

"Nothing!" Mac sarcastically yelled when they drove passed the empty path.

"Awww…" Bloo sadly sighed.

But after that, the buggy started to drive passed a Pikachu.

"I'm gonna throw some apples at this Pikachu!" Mac yelled while continuously throwing apples in the Pikachu's face, and he took a few pictures of it.

"Wake up, you lazy-ass Snorlax," Mac grumbled while throwing apples at a Snorlax sleeping on the side of the road.

"What's your mom doing on this island?" Bloo joked.

"Shut up, you hussie," Mac growled while punching Bloo.

"I'm gonna blast this Meowth in the face!" Mac shouted when he eventually came up to a Meowth in the road, and he suddenly knocked it back by throwing an apple right in its face.

"Oh, fuck!" Bloo laughed his head off.

"Turn to your right, and throw shit inta the water," Bloo demanded as the buggy in the game was driving across a bridge over a big river, "maybe a Lavadose'll come out or somethin'."

Mac then started throwing lots of apples into the water…but nothing happened at first.

"OH, SHIT!" Bloo soon exclaimed with shock when a giant Magikarp suddenly jumped up out of the water.

"It's just too much!" Mac shouted when he tried to turn and take a picture of the Magikarp that was only aerial for a few seconds.

They then started to drive passed an adorable Eevie running to hide behind a boulder.

"Oh, I just got such a good picture of the Eevie; you're so jealous!" Mac gloated after taking a few pictures of the Eevie before it could hide.

After that, they were driving up to a Kangaskaun, but the giant Pokemon was NOT happy about apples getting thrown at it.

"Hey, it's Kangaskaun," Bloo pointed out.

"I'm gonna hit you with apples, ya piece of shit!" Mac shouted and Bloo couldn't help but chuckle, but that was ehen Mac went into panic when the Kangaskaun had had enough and ran up to the buggy.

"Here's a picture a' Pikcahu getting sucker-punched by apples!" Mac shouted once he had brought his pictures back to the lab to show the professor in the game; the game then read 'it's a Pikachu.'

"Yeah, we now what a Pikachu is," Bloo grumbled.

"I know what a fuckin' Pikachu looks like, thank you," Mac growled.

"How'd the pic turn out?" Bloo questioned, but the game read that the frame was too big, and it didn't get a lot of points, "awww…"

"Fuck you, Oak!" Mac angrily exclaimed.

"I'm not even gonna look at this shot," Bloo said while turning away from the screen.

The next picture was a picture of a Pidgie…but it read 'so-so.'

"So-so?! Just so-so?! That's an awesome picture…I didn't go to Pokemon school for ten years…just so that I could get shit on by this bullshit!" Mac ranted on.

"Yeah, you're work is impeccable," Bloo added.

"'Press A to do it'. YOU do it; I don't even wanna do it anymore," Mac grumbled while Professor Oak was now on the screen, and the said demands were up on the screen too.

"All I see is a thing that says 'press a ta do it', and there's a picture of Doctor Oak," Bloo said while reading the screen, and Mac had handed him the controller.

"Do it," Mac demanded.

"Oooohhh…" Bloo whimpered.

"Go through the tunnel, BtchLord!" Mac cheered on, as Bloo now had the map pulled up to go to the tunnel level. And yes, Bloo's pen name in this game was BtchLord.

"Why…why is this kid just…" Bloo tried to question.

"Shakin' his ass at Oak?" Mac guessed while chuckling.

"And Doctor Oak seems to be doing something there!" Bloo burst out laughing when he noticed Oak's weird movements in the game.

"He's all like 'yeah…I'm diggin' it.' And then the kid's like 'oh no! I gotta get outta here'!" Mac joked along.

"Get the fuck out!" Bloo yelled while still laughing.

"There's Pikachu! Right there! Quick! Hit him in the face with an apple!" Mac rapidly yelled while Bloo was driving by a Pikachu, but Bloo was struggling.

"Wait…how…how do I throw apples?"

"Press a! Press a!" Mac shouted.

"I can't…I can't get him," Bloo sighed in defeat as he kept trying to hit the Pikachu with apples, but kept missing.

But that was also when an Electroid started to roll by.

"Hit that Electroid!" Mac shouted while pointing at the Electroid.

"Dude, he's not…he is NOT phased! It's not affective at all!" Bloo said with worry, as the Electroid didn't react at all to the apples getting chucked at it.

"Oh, look, an Electibuzz! Hit it! Hit it now!" Mac suddenly shouted, and Bloo started throwing apples at the Electibuzz that was walking out in front of the buggy.

And after the blob hit it a few times, he took a few really good pictures of it."

"Those are REALLY good pictures, Dude!" Mac cheered.

"Are you sure? Did I get it…did I get-OH, SHIT! NO WAY!" Bloo questioned with doubt at first, but then he and Mac started laughing really hard when the Electibuzz tripped, and the buggy just drove right over it.

"Oh, he's exploding!" Mac shouted when they just entered the tunnel, and Bloo had thrown enough apples to where another Electroid just exploded.

"Yeah, no innuendos there," Bloo added grimly, but then he turned and was suddenly greeted by a bunch of Kakoonas hanging down from the ceiling, and it scared the heck out of the blob.

"WAAAH!"

"The fuck was that?" Mac chuckled.

"I just…I-I didn't see that com-OH, SHIT!" Bloo replied after calming down, but then he was suddenly surprised again by a Zubat that flew right into him in the game.

"There's Diglets! There's Diglets! Hit the fucking Diglets!" Mac kept shouting as Bloo jept failing to hit the Diglets in the ground with apples.

Next, Bloo came up to a giant pile of Electroids near the tunnel wall, and he kept trying to hit them all with apples.

"Hit 'em! Hit 'em!" Mac yelled.

"I'm tryin'!" Bloo yelled back while rapidly pressing a.

"Oh, shit! Dude, it's exploding!" Mac exclaimed, and that's when Bloo got out his camera in the game.

"THAT is a pretty awesome picture," Mac said after Bloo went back to the game's lab, and he and Bloo were looking over the picture of the Electroid that they took just before it exploded.

"In-in mid-seppuku too, man," Bloo said with confidence.

"'BtchLord, you've found a split in the path'!" Bloo said with shock when he soon read when Oak had to say next since the exploding Electroids created a hole in the tunnel.

And now, Bloo had the map pulled up again.

"Shit, it's a volcano," Mac sarcastically cheered.

"I wonder what type of Pokemon'll be there…probably Bulbasaur," Bloo joked.

"Goldeen, Magikarp…oh, and Seaking!" Mac added.

"Fuck yeah, Seaking's gonna be on a volcano!" Bloo cheered.

"Whoa! Cool! What the fuck was that, though? Were those Ponyta or Rapidashes?" Mac suddenly exclaimed when a whole herd of Rapidashes galloped by the buggy on the volcano, and it was not the boy's turn to play.

"Uh…Rapidashes, I think," Bloo replied.

"Wow, their flesh is just…is just grinding right under your buggy," Bloo chuckled when Mac started driving over a bunch of Vulpexes.

"I know, and I love it," Mac added.

"Duuuude…you're gonna lose it; hurry up!" Bloo aged on as Mac was passing by a Charmeleon standing on the edge of a deep lava pit.

"Shut up, shut the fuck up!" Mac said as he started to press a and throw apples at the Charmeleon…but he kept missing.

"Yeah, wow, real nice aiming," Bloo sarcastically cheered.

"No, shut up! Just shut the fuck up!" Mac repeated in rage while not even looking away from the screen.

But Mac was soon finally able to hit the Charmeleon, but it fell right into the lava put, and the second it came out, it evolved into a Charizard.

"Ahh…it's a giant fucking Charizard!" Mac shouted in amazement while taking a few pictures of it.

"No, it's a fucking orange Godzilla!" Bloo added while laughing hysterically.

"Good shitty pictures of those Pollywags," Mac said sarcastically as it was Bloo's turn to play, and he was floating in the water in a buggy-turned-boat through a marsh area.

"Yeah, well, they're assholes," Bloo grumbled.

"Ya know who else is an asshole? You."

"Between the both of us, you killed the most Pokemon!" Bloo angrily protested.

"They were weak," Mac pointed out grimly.

"Oh, look, it's Kotaku !" Mac yelled when Bloo looked over to the side and saw a Slopoke on the shore.

"Hey, Kotaku!" Bloo called while taking a picture of it.

"How's Jason Schreier doing?" Mac joked, making Bloo laugh some more.

"Look at this fuckin' idiot!" Bloo laughed hysterically.

"Cool, a bunch a' Metapods," Mac said with a smile when some Metapods were hanging from a leaf canopy above.

"Metabods!" Bloo happily sang.

"No, it's Meta-PODS," Mac corrected.

"PSYDUCK!" Mac and Bloo screamed when Bloo floated by a Psyduck swimming in the water, and the blob immediately started taking pictures and throwing apples…but after he threw too many apples, he suddenly killed it.

"Aw…aw, you killed it," Mac sadly sighed.

"Here is a present for you," Oak said when Bloo went back to the game's lab, and he was handing Bloo's character a present.

"Uh, no thanks," Mac replied to the game.

"I-I don't really want your present, Doctor Oak," Bloo said with fear.

"Wait, how come I don't get a present too?" Mac asked angrily.

"'Cause he saw how awesome I was at this game."

"Gimme your presents!"

"No."

"Just…all over!"

With that, Bloo pressed a to open the present, and he read what was now on screen.

"'If you can't find any Pokemon and think they are hiding—use the Pester Ball!'" Bloo said as he pressed a again, and a colorful metal ball came out of the box.

"Just fuck with 'em!" Mac added with a grin.

"Yeah, but I think…I think it shoots tear gas in…DIRECTLY inta their eye holes," Bloo added with worry.

So, Mac took the controller so that he could test out the pester ball first, as they approached a Meowth on the beach.

"Why would you do this?" Bloo asked sadly, actually feeling guilty for the Meowth.

But Mac didn't reply, and he suddenly threw the pester ball at the cat Pokemon. But they waited for many moments, and nothing happened when they tried to peer through the cloud of purple smoke.

"Is it dead?" Bloo suddenly questioned.

"Yeah, I think so-WAAAAH!" Mac replied, but he got jump-scared when the Meowth he hit jumped up to the screen with an angry face.

"What a troll," Mac admitted.

The next place Mac took to test out the Pester Ball was a river where he was trying to hit this but button on the shore with the ball.

"You can hit the button now," Bloo calmly urged.

"No, I fuckin' hit it," Mac growled while continuing to throw balls at the button.

"No, you clearly didn't," Bloo protested, "yeah, hit the button this time."

But right after Bloo said that, a little Porygon that was hiding in the mountain side came out when it was hit with too many Pester Balls, and it landed on the button, causing a giant metal door ahead in the river to lift up.

"Sorry, what?" Mac asked with a smirk.

"You didn't do anything" Bloo grumbled.

"Sorry, what?!"

"You didn't do anything," Bloo calmly repeated.

"What?!" Mac urged on.

"YOU HAD THE PESTER BALL!" Bloo snapped.

"Sounds like I hit it!"

"You used the Pester Ball!"

But after they passed through the gate, they heard the sound of a raging waterfall, and they looked to see a waterfall just a few yards ahead.

"Oh, shit!" Mac said while panicking to hit a button to save his character's life.

"Sounds like I hit your mom," Bloo joked, and then he realized that no matter how much Mac tried, his character was still heading right for the waterfall, "oh, he's gonna die!"

But right when the boat fell off, the game character pulled a lever, and rocket boosters were activated on the buggy to make it fly.

"Aw, what? No way!" Mac whined in anger.

"There's a Pikachu getting kidnapped by a…a, uh…" Bloo said when he was playing while flying through a dark cave level, and he looked up to actually find a Zubat carrying a Pikachu away.

"It's a Zubat," Mac added.

But that was when the boy and the blob suddenly heard the singing of Jiggly Puff, so Bloo turned to find the said Pokemon singing to no one.

"Hey, it's Jiggly Puff!" Bloo cheered and he then chucked an apple.

"Oh, look, he's pissed!" Mac said with excitement when the Jiggly Puff puffed up angrily.

"He's all like 'why'd you interrupt my concert to no one? I'll get that GaGa some day'," Mac mocked, "yeah, sure, whatever you say, Jiggly Puff…ya might wanna just slut it up a bit."

"Yeah, I'm starting to think that the creators of Lady Gaga based her off a' Jiggly Puff," Bloo laughed.

"That's probably true!" Mac added in a laugh.

Before they wanted to stop playing the game, they took the last bundle of pictures to Professor Oak to judge their pictures.

"Man, I got some real good fuckin' pictures of the Eevie; Eevies are adorable," Mac said when he was choosing one of the three pictures of took of that one Eevie.

"Oh, wait! Go back, look at that!" Bloo suddenly yelled when he saw a picture of when the Eevie was about to blink, and his eyes were half shut, making him look really cool.

"Aaaawww…look at that…look at that pimp-ass face! He's like 'yeah, I'm struttin' it! I'm struttin'!" Mac sang when he was also amazed by the lucky picture.

"Oh, and there's Doctor Oak in the corner there just…" Bloo suddenly added while pointing out the small picture of Oak's face in the bottom right corner.

"He's almost as bad ass as the Eevie," Mac joked.

"To the windoooooow!" Bloo sang.

I am having a blast writing this! Every time Mac and Bloo curse at each other or the game, it makes me laugh so hard!

Oh, but seriously, I like writing all my stories if it means I can make you guys laugh too.

Until the next chapter, I'm TRikiD, bye-bye!