Persona 4

Next up was a Wii game Mac loved to death, and he wanted Bloo to play it first.

"This is Persona 4," Mac began with a smile while the game's introduction screen started.

"I've never actually played this," Bloo added with excitement.

"You've never played any of the Personas?" Mac angrily questioned.

"Nope."

"There's four of 'em now, and there's a shit ton a' spin-offs? Why don't you play the shit?" Mac added grimly.

"Because I haven't finished my Japanese lessons yet."

Soon, Bloo selected a new file, and the name he typed in for his file was "Kenpachi RAMASAMA."

"Hello, my dear, my name is Kenpachi Ramasama," Bloo stated dramatically in a British accent while trying not to laugh.

"Kenpachi Ramasama, why didn't you finish your math homework?!" Mac jokingly yelled.

"Oh, I'm sorry, but my toast wouldn't cook, and then I had ta become a sailor scout," Bloo played along, making Mac stifle a laugh.

"Ronan warriors!" Bloo suddenly cried out in laughter.

"So, this is the whole game," Mac chuckled matter-of-factly when Bloo's character was riding the train in the beginning.

"Yeah, I figured!" Bloo laughed.

"This is it," Mac added, "it's just a train simulator…with magic and robots."

"Mysterious man asks for your attention," Bloo mocked when he got off the train.

"Hey, I got a little girl here with me," Mac also mocked, as they saw a young girl with the man Bloo's character was walking up to.

"Wanna join my bible club?" Bloo joked.

"Hey kid, you're hot! Wanna come over ta mah place?!"

"Sure!"

"Yeah, I got this little girl here; she can hold the camera!"

The two were dying of laughter, but it only got funnier when the man said he's the character's mother's younger brother.

"That's me!" Bloo said while snickering.

"He's not your uncle!" Mac laughed, "he's your mother's younger brother!"

"So, I'm your younger uncle," Bloo added more calmly.

"Here's our gas station!" Mac cheered when Bloo's character arrived atg the game's gas station, "we got gas1 we got tooth brushes! We even got people ta pump your gas for ya!"

But soon, Nanako's dad asked if she could go to the bathroom on her own.

"Did you need me ta hold your skirt for you, while you go to the bathroom, little girl," Mac asked sarcastically.

"I know…geez…" Nanako growled.

"'Geez, mother fucker,'" Bloo mocked in his best little girl voice.

"Are you takin' a trip?" the gas station attendant soon asked.

"No. It's none a' your business," Bloo growled.

"Get the fuck outta my face, and just wash my car," Mac added angrily, and Bloo chuckled.

Bloo was soon in the game's house, and he was sitting at the table with Nanako. And that's when the screen read 'you find yourself alone with Nanako…' And Bloo couldn't help but suddenly burst out laughing at that.

"Yeah! Time at last!" Mac cheered.

"Heeey, do you collect Yu-Gio Cards?" Bloo asked in a raspy tone.

"This game is just takin' a dark turn," Mac pointed out.

"'Nanako seems uncomfortable,'" Bloo read aloud the next set of text on the screen, "that's not an affective pick up line."

Then, the screen read 'it looks like you forced Nanako to speak.'

"What?!" Mac exclaimed and Bloo burst out laughing again.

"I didn't do that!" Mac yelled, but the awkwardness suddenly died down when Nanako's favorite T.V. show suddenly came on…but Bloo had an idea.

"Hey, try ta watch the T.V. now. Try and watch it now. Yeah!" Bloo cheered when he made his character stand up and black the T.V. screen.

"Are you just shakin' your ass in front a' that little girl?" Mac asked angrily, but Bloo only ignored him.

"Look at mah swaggah! Look at mah swaggah! Yo! You think you can handle THIS?!"

"Stop that," Mac urged, but Bloo still didn't listen.

"Kenpachi Ramasama up in da club!"

"I love you, Kenpachi Ramasama!" Mac cheered.

Next, Bloo's character was taken to his bedroom.

"I really wanna watch next week's episode of Common Rider Climax Star Force Wonder Brigade!" Bloo shouted with excitement, but then his joy was killed when he had to make his character sleep, "but I should go ta bed."

"Dude, I heard that that show has, like, a guy…that's basically a giant bee," Mac grimly pointed out.

The next morning in the game, Bloo's character was seated at the table with Nanako again, and she asked if Bloo was going to his first day of school.

"No. Stop remindin' me about it," Bloo growled, "shut up!"

"I was just plannin' on sittin' around, and gettin' high on mah futon," Mac chuckled, "don't tell your dad, though. Ya know, just don't be a nark."

"Why you gotta be such a nark, Nanako?!" Bloo exclaimed with a huge grin, "you're like Nanako The Nark Face!"

"What the fuck?" Mac questioned, but Bloo was just as confused when Bloo was walking down the rainy road with an umbrella, and suddenly this one man came careening and swerving on his bike down the road. But he soon crashed.

"Oh, yo skank!" Mac laughed.

"Yeah, he really seems ta have a problem with his groin region right there," Bloo said while trying to stifle a laugh, and they couldn't hekp but notice that the guy that crash was hurting badly in his crotch area.

"Oh, that umbrella did NOT protect his dick from the rain," Mac added.

"He's like 'man, I shoulda brought mah dick umbrella!'"

"Look at his fuckin' spazz, though!"

"See ya later, fucker!"

"I ain't gonna associate mahself with you!"

"Do you say ellipses like I do? Yeah, bet'cha don't, bitch!"

"Huh? You look dead today," one of the girl characters stated when this one high school kid walked into class and just plopped down at his desk, and it was actually the same kid who crashed in front of Bloo's character earlier.

"Probably 'cause he hit his jank and it was man stank!" Mac yelled in reply.

But soon, the teacher Mr. Morooka walked in, and he started yelling at the student…but the boy and the blob knew how to spice things up.

"Alright, cum dumpsters! Shut'cher damn stupid mouths!" Bloo mocked the teacher in a slurred tone.

"I don't wanna walk inta this classroom, and have ta get showered by your fetuses of your unwanted pregnancies!" Mac added, and Bloo stifled a laugh.

"And here's my shit list: Makoto Kusanagi, Simon The Driller…!" Bloo mocked once more, and he would've gone on if it weren't so hard for him and Mac to try and hold back their laughter.

And that was when a text reading 'your life at a new school has begun.'

"Yeah!" Mac cheered.

"Yeah. Great. Can't wait," Bloo grumbled sarcastically.

"New life at this new school!" Mac continued to cheer.

After class was over, Bloo was having a conversation with one of his classmates, but he didn't know what to say.

"Do I be mean or nice to this girl?"

"Be mean! Girls like it when you're mean!" Mac replied with excitement.

"That's right! Bloo added, and he selected the rude choice, and the girl started yelling at him.

"Sorry," Mac whined sarcastically.

"I don't even know you exist; therefore, you want meh," Bloo said while getting cocky.

"Kenpachi Ramasama…how can you be so flippant and desirable?" Mac asked with puppy eyes.

"Attention! There has been an incident inside the school district. Police officers have been dispatched around the school zone," a female voice suddenly announced on the school's intercom.

"Holy shit! Quick, eat the drugs!" Mac exclaimed in terror.

"Yeah, that's a mature way ta react to a girl that just turned you down," Mac stated sarcastically after Bloo's character and his friends stepped outside, and one of his new friends declined an offer to go with some random guy, and he just shouted 'fine' angrily.

"'Fine,'" Bloo simply mocked.

"'Fine! Whatever! I'll just become a boss character in five months! See you, fuckers!'" Mac mocked even louder and angrier.

"We've been sayin' see ya fuckers a lot lately," Bloo chuckled with realization.

"W-what did he want from me?" the girl who declined the man's offer whimpered after the random dude ran off.

"He wanted your sweet gam-gams!" Mac shouted in reply.

"Th-there's something over there!" a male character exclaimed with fear when he, Bloo's character and some other girl character were all in a misty area.

"What is it?" Bloo questioned when a shadowy figure approached them through the fog.

"Don't worry, man," Mac reassured just before the shadow turned out to be an anthropomorphic bear, "it's a friendly bear!"

"A-are you serious?" Bloo stammered with disappointment, "how is it a bear?!"

"He's your friend!" Mac added.

"But it looks like a…bonkey."

"'Bonkey?!'"

"A bear and a monkey."

"That's the worst name ever!"

"Oh, God! Mysterious bear—ya know what, dude? Just take the game out!" Bloo sighed.

"No, I don't wanna!" Mac protested.

"This is getting too silly."

"No, it's REALLY good!"

"Uh, so where do I save to?" Bloo asked when he went to a collection of save files to save his game.

"Anywhere with no data," Mac replied.

"Uh…" Bloo mumbled while scrolling up, but he was even more confused when he landed on the first file, which had one hundred and thirty one hours on it, "why-why do you…?"

"I played a hundred and thirty one hours of Persona 4 'cause this game's awesome," Mac replied with a grin.

"Oh," Bloo sighed.

"It's the fuckin' shit! I got everything maxed out, everything's at the top lev-what the fuck are you doing?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" Mac went on, but while he was distracted, Bloo bit his lip to keep from smiling while saving his file onto Mac's and overwriting all of Mac's progress.

~Bloo and Mac! They're best friends who play together! Learning, sharing and junk! A boy and blob play together!~

Until the next chapter, I'm TRikiD, bye-bye!