"Edgeworth, my old friend, what will we do with these shams" Phoenix spits out "Not only do they make ridiculous online content but they also made Great Britain leave the EU!" Phoenix was nearly frothing by this remark.
"I understand your concern, they WILL face justice. At this moment there is a more pressing question, however. Why did the Queen entrust the country's referendum to them?" Edgeworth finishes. "It's because we are geniuses obviously! Look at this fic I wrote!" says one of the advisors as he rapidly types on the keyboard.
Edgeworth glances at the screen and curls his lip. "Judgeward? Yes I see. Very original?" Edgeworth leaves the last comment as a question. "Yeah look! Two reviews!" 'DrDigertz' considered this a good result. Phoenix was straight to the point "I do not see the point of such works. I know of net neutrality, but this just seems to waste your own time!"
One advisors suddenly gets very red-faced "SHITPOSTING IS AN ART! SOMETHING YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND!" he yells, veins bulging on his forehead. Phoenix and Edgeworth ignore his outburst. "barrylawn, please tell us why the Queen trusts you and your associates. She's not an 'ace fanboi' is she?" Wright and Edgeworth enjoy a private chuckle.
Before barrylawn could respond somebody burst in. "You are finished my attorney! You shall not defile the her majesty the Queens advisors with your presence any longer!" Professor Layton angrily brandishes a rapier. "I thought the good professor was against violence" Phoenix says coyly. "A true gentleman knows how to fence! En Garde!" Layton rushes at Phoenix.
Phoenix nimbly escapes the professors wrath and runs out the door. Layton hurries after him. "Wow, I could write a dank fic about this!" says one of the advisors. Edgeworth shoots him a withering glare before running out the door. The two men had run up the stairs. "Foolish Phoenix! Boxing yourself in!" Edgeworth curses.
Before long the three men were staring each other down at the top of Big Ben. "There's no where left to run Phoenix" Layton pants. They were surrounded by moving gears, in the literal heart of the iconic clock. "You're finished Phoenix! This is my win". "Objection! This is exactly where I want you!" yells Phoenix.
With some quick and dexterous movement Layton was disarmed and hanging off one of the arms of Big Ben! "You will not get away with this Phoenix! I will stand by the Queen, as will my countrymen!" Layton yells. "Maybe they will Layton" Phoenix says slowly "until I expose her as a fraud, that is!"
"Quick Edgeworth! We might catch them if we hurry!" Phoenix says as he and Edgeworth rush down the stairs towards the hidden room. as they burst into the room they see barrylawn trying to squeeze through a window. "Barry! Why did the Queen do this!" Edgeowrth yells. "barrylawn you idiot!" barrylawn yells.
Phoenix points his stolen sword at barrylawn, internally hoping he won't call his bluff. "Fine, fine! The Queen is... the Queen is..." barrylawn stutters. "What is it! Spit it out man!" Edgeworth yells.
"The Queen is Jakkid166" barrylawn splutters out.
