I don't own anything.

"Hey boss."

Joker looked over at the door then jumped to lean against it.

"She follow the directions?"

"The watchers said she spent an hour in the bathroom before coming out to make her drink and eat but yeah, she followed them." The guard said quietly.

"Good girl."

Harleen woke up the next morning feeling refreshed, not even a hangover form her drink last night.

She felt like she had the largest smile in the world as she showered and got dressed for work.

Then a familiar tingle shivered her spine as she drove up close to the asylum, though still quite far, he was able to see her and watch as she drove up and parked.

Not even looking up but kept a spring in her step, just for him.

She felt is line of sight leave her as she entered the asylum, and news spread fast about her new patient and she got looks everywhere.

When she arrived in her office she got a surprise, a single purple rose with a bright green stem almost looks like it was painted or fake, but it was very much real and very much beautiful.

It came with a note saying.

Thanks for the help Doc, See you soon. –J

Harley felt a large thump of her heart she picked up the rose and held it to her nose taking a good whiff of its floral perfume.

After settling into her office and clocking in she began to prep her work day, she first went to her first session with Ivy, nothing new happened but she still filled her report on it anyway.

Then at 1 she had her first real session it the Joker and she was practically giddy.

"Dr. Quinzel." A female voice alerted Harleen she turned to see Joan Leland.

"Something wrong Dr. Leland?" Harleen asked.

"I see the bounce in your step and the sparkle in your eyes."

"What about it?" Harley replied.

"I don't think your best suited to be his doctor your too naïve. You have nothing to gain from this." Joan replied her voice dripping with jealous malice.

"What I have Dr. Leland, is a very sick man, and what I have to gain is knowing I helped him when everyone else saw him as nothing more then a promotion." Harleen replied her eyes sparkling with pride.

Harley turned and began to walk towards his cell.

"You can't handle him, you should give him to someone who can." She practically shouted.

"Then it a good thing there isn't anyone here who can." Harley simply stated.

Joan was ignored after that, and Harley was excited to see her patient.

She actually remembered to knock this time.

A gentle and ringing voice called out "Come in."

She entered to find him with his head on the table and a straight jacket holding his arms.

"You have a good rest Mistah J?" Harley asked in her Brooklyn accent.

"Oh I had a great rest. Thank you. And with that new medicine you prescribed me I feel better then ever." He said grinning like a Cheshire Joker.

"Well then this should make you feel even better." She said coming around and undoing his jacket.

Were old friends so there's no need for such precaution." She said finishing undoing the restraints.

His arms fell free and he enjoyed shaking the rest of it off and giving his arms a good stretch.

Harley came back around and set the pink demask box she brought with her in front of him, he looked at it while stretching then back up to her.

"And what's this?" He asked pulling the box towards him.

"Think of it as a pre thank you gift for the lovely rose." She said pulling out her pallet and pen.

He opened and practically gushed, he pulled out the pizza and the grape soda, and flung the box back at her, which she caught with care and put it down on the floor while he began dig in.

"I'm sorry its not fresh but I figured it would be better then the usual crap they give you here."

"Mmm. Delicious." He said munching on the candied pizza and following it with a still chilled grape soda.

She began to scribble in her note pad letting him enjoy his treat.

"I haven't been saying anything what are you even writing?" He asked while chewing.

"Nothing, I'm drawing a kitty." She said flipping her pallet upside down for him to see her less then masterpiece.

She continued to draw while he finished his lunch.

He moaned and licked his lips when he finished 30 minutes later, he stood while drinking more of his soda then moved to his nightstand where he pulled out something and held it up, its shining diamond shocked Harleen.

"Lose something?" He asked with a smile taking another drink then laying out on his bed.

"I hadn't even noticed." She said in pure shock.

"Care to join me?" He said motioning the area next to his bed.

She stood picking up her chair and set it next to his bed before she sat she carefully grasped the ring however before she could he grabbed her left hand.

"Please allow me." He said tenderly slipping it onto her ring finger, the little gesture caused her heart to beat profusely, almost painfully.

"Thank you."

She smiled and sat in the chair and tucked her feet under the seat and flipped to a new page.

"Whenever your ready, Mistah J." She said giving him a tender smile.

"I was born…." Joker said as he started his long monologue of his life.

Harleen sat there and took notes asking questions when she could but enjoyed being so close to him.

Word quickly spread about how much Harleen was getting from the Joker.

The month was almost over and Harleen was disappointed that her time with the Joker was almost up.

People kept trying to get her to talk about him but she wouldn't let up, and her routine of alienating everyone around her was causing her Fiancé to get quite worried.

"Are you sure your ok?" He asked during their usual coffee breakfast every Tuesday.

"I'm sure. I'm just happy that I'm helping him, I guess that I am just really getting into my work." She stated giving a light flirtatious smile.

After breakfast she went to prepare her work for the day, Poison Ivy had been released 2 weeks ago so her only patient at the moment was Joker, So she moved his session up and spent as long as she wanted with him.

Harleen walked into his cell and found him once again in a jacket, due to a riot that happened just a few days ago that no one knew who started so it became a rule that every patient be in a jacket during sessions for 2 months.

"Dr. Quinzel." He said dragging out her name.

"You know I live for theses moments with you." He said with a gentle tone.

She giggled as she dug in her pocket, while he chuckled with her.

"What do you got?" He asked smiling at her.

"I got you a kitty." She said showing him the kitten beanie baby.

"So thoughtful." He replied clenching his fist in the jacket.

"Doc." He said as she lightly leaned over to put the toy in front of him.

She looked into his eyes as he leaned closer.

"Come closer please." He said giving a pleading look.

She licked her lips and leaned in closer.

"Closer." He begged.

She lightly stood from her seat and got an inch from his face, up close she could see his godlike beauty, the chemically altered colors made him almost inhuman but made her heart beat faster anyway, and she felt him soul searching her eyes, while she smelt his natural musk mixed with the hospitals standard soap.

"You have such beautiful eyes." He said with a large smile and leaned back in his chair giving a light chuckle.

Harleen sat back down carefully and tucked her long bangs behind her ear.

"Mistah J. I want you to know that our time together is almost up, I was only given a month to treat you." She said with a difficulty trying to hide her disappointment.

Joker's smile fell and lightly growled.

"So if there is anything you need in the limited time we have left you let me know and I will do my best to get it for you. Ok?" She explained with a smile.

"Actually there is something you can do for me." He said with sensuality.

Harleen looked intrigued. "Anything. I mean yeah." She caught herself.

"I need a machine gun." He said doing a light sultry dance with his shoulders.

"A machine gun?" She asked quizzically unsure of how to respond, but his action of squinting his eyes and giving her his biggest crazed smile.