I wish the rule 125-6 joke was something I came up with by myself but no. Thank reddit. Thank /u/alexverus.

RULES THAT ENGLAND IS OBLIGED TO AT LEAST REMEMBER BEFORE HE PROCEEDS

By England.

111. Brexit is not the name of a laxative.

112. Ivan's boss does not have multiple robot body-doubles, and I should not insinuate as such.

113. I will not drunkenly use Darwin's theory of natural selection to attempt (and fail) to explain Boris Johnson. Again.

114. If I'm corpsing noticeably throughout, it's not an appropriate speech.

115. I will not take up meeting minutes explaining my graphs measuring the funniness of crimes and misdemeanours against if they happened to various people I don't like. Even if the effort put into them really is commendable for being created on a hungover Tuesday morning.

116. Celery is not a suitable lapel pin.

117. Suggesting that my next Eurovision entry simply be three minutes of footage following someone visiting Blackpool while off their tits on Ecstasy is lazy.

118. If my next Eurovision entry commences with the line "Fuck the Germans" and continues with the theme, naming every other country participating, I am guaranteed nil points, and ought not to be surprised by that.

119. Running a Geiger counter over anything I receive from Russia is not conducive to good diplomatic relations. Muttering "Not gonna get me like Litvinenko." while doing so damages them beyond repair.

120. My actions have consequences, I will remember this.

121. I cannot change traffic laws to get out of a parking ticket.

122. Germany tends to find me and my 'politeness' insincere. Me and mine tend to find Germany and his 'straightforwardness' rude. It's a language and translation issue, accept and get used to it.

123. Germany's drinking games exist to put me into the hospital as soon as possible.

124. 'Goon of Fortune' is one of the funnest things Australia has come up with, but only up until the point someone concusses themselves with the 'goon'.

125. Wales and Hawaii were never married and, therefore, never got a divorce in which my brother got all the consonants and Hawaii got all the vowels.

126. Related to Rule 125: people in Llnpfgwlnlpgllyl are not predisposed to be rude to people from Ai'oa'aioe'io'a.

127. Wine gums are not to be microwaved and called 'compote'.

128. That wine gums contain no alcohol despite their name is not intuitive. Taking advantage of this to make America think I'm getting drunk at work is...I don't know what the word would be, but it's like teasing a puppy. It straddles the line between sad and hilarious.

129. A Welshman does not find a sheep in the long grass "Irresistible." The answer to "What is a sheep tied to a lamp-post called in Wales?" is not "A Leisure Centre". This is why Wales' long term goal is independence.

130. I cannot choose to sleep through the referendum, only to wake when the 'good telly' comes back.

I will need to trawl reddit, tumblr and Have I Got News For You for more. This went up to 160, but I ran out of ideas around 127. It'll be a wee while.