Ok ok. This was the time he represented the highest of ranks of thug life. At 16. He owns all. Down to the wire, down to your pathetic arm hair, singular and plural. Joker is a unconventional, political, no formal education sophomore king. A weirdo with a wide range of portfolio. Inclusive of lusty busty.
But.
The fucker has allergies to friggin Harleen Quinzel. The girl is dense. The said young woman unluckily falls into the Joker's territory. Hard to miss. LOL. Still follows him around stupidly. He ain't runnin away from her, don't get me wrong. He just gets the sniffles. Runny nose and everything in between. The woman understands the situation. Still wants to get close. His nose is clogged from all the mucus. She boldly sucks the mucus and plans to spit it out to make him breathe. Not like he needed it, since he can function with the clogs. But he finds it amusingly dumb so he commands her to swallow it instead. Her face turns green, then purple. Must be the Joker effect.
She swallows it.
And then.. And then..
Bets are on within the gang. What would the result be? A. The usual fainting, getting sick. B. She becomes bad like them. (Foreshadowing of Harley Quinn). C. She becomes an eggplant. Who knows? Weird shit happens. She drowses slowly into sleep. Whilst everyone is partying, she suddenly sleepwalks and starts to climb on the Joker. Everyone stops and stares.
"Great!" He exclaims.
As more allergic reactions are about to sprout. Not like he's not into the rashes and all. Just not into her. One heart shaped psoriasis coming right up. "Fuck!" he says. Wait, no. Sheesh. Don't get green minded.. just yet. Haha. Joker doesn't want a dumb heart shape on his skin.
She unravels the tie around his neck. It gets steamy. Everyone is like, what is this psychiatrist chick doing? Instead of going for Joker's lips, she licks his nostrils. French style. Eerily, it is hot! She imagines Joker as a closet, which she would open then climb up each rack. She is asleep mind you.
The crowd goes wild.
Joker and Harleen have raunchy sex, Harleen faints (gets lovesick), becomes bad Harley Quinn and no, she doesn't turn into an eggplant.
*bow*