AN: So here's chapter 2. I tried to do this as a fill in for what happened to beetlejuice, it was quite hard to capture his voice but I think I did quite good. Thanks to the guys that reviewed the first chapter I really appreciate it :) Also sorry for not updating earlier, I had my last exam in college 3 days ago and I've been signing out of college since then so I was a little busy doing that but I've got a some free time now so expect more chapters (YAY!)

disclaimer- again i do not own the characters.

Beetlejuice P.O.V.

Juno that bitch, she'd sent me back to tha' fuckin' model as a punishment. Bein' in the model was not the punishment. I coulda juiced up some fun here, it was them that I dint like. Babs and Adam. They were the torture. Sure Babs wasn't bad to look at but I hated that woman more than having to take a bath. No more than Sandworms. Another woman that had been fun to play with while I was stuck here was good old Janey. She had a stick-up-her ass but it wasn't a bad ass. Come to think of it. No. there are bad asses out there. I love the way she always comes back for more. Like hell I wont go just 'cause I scared ya once. Stupid bitch. Also I still had the fuckin' name joke, I was given some freedom, once Adam gasped my name and I can now walk around the house. I'm still stuck in this fuckin' hell trap though. I had spent nearly 10 years scaring the heck out of anyone that came through the door. It was fun and when I wasn't doin' that I had my whores to have fun with. Adam and Babs had become friends of a kind. If both parties hate each others guts but are big enough to get on. What more coulda do to them, kill them? Nah they are already dead, and if I did I woulda just been under more tourcher and knowing there pal Juno they would be set back free here anyway.I coulda scared 'em? their are ghosts. They had stopped bein' so scared of me for some reason. No matter how much I tried to scare Babs out of that dress of hers. It dint happen. Why? Because she would just click her fingers and a baby fuckin' sandworm would produce itself around her arm. If she could do that then she coulda just as easy open a wall and get the mamma. She was scaring ME! Fuck sake! With all these people in the house I shoulda been more cleaver. Shoulda just asked one of them to marry me, the last time dint work out that well. Little fuckin' lydia deetz. That gothy bitch, she watched as Babs and Adam tried to stop me and then kill me AGAIN. She promised to marry me but dint go through with it. That bitch ever comes back and I swear I'll snap her neck. She was pretty but too young really, that body shoulda gotten better by now. Gettin' one of them to marry me woulda been better, or at least someone to say my name, my power would be in full flow then. I laughed manically, scarin' them shitless was wayyy more fun. Seeing the faces turn white, and Adam and Babs tryin' to run after them and just scarin' them more. I laughed more manically then.

The both of them were down stairs playing " Day-o " for the 20th thousand time. I used to like that song. A bit. I heard a car pull into the drive. Janey back with some more friends. This day was goin' to be good too. Since I had somethin' good planned. I was sat on the porch of the whore house drinkin' a beer, stood clicked ma fingers and changed into my black and white suit. Ma favorite suit if im honest, but not as comfortable as the robe and slippers. Who ever had turned up to buy a house was quite, even Janeys voice wasn't graitin' on the other side of the walls. Ah well. Must be some one who doesn't really care. Pstt... our house is gorgeous who wouldn't like the place. they stopped the song which was always a sign that someone was coming in the place. I rubbed my hands together getting ready. This one was taking a long time. Was she sellin' it from outside? Decided not to bring them in this time? I wondered down the attic stairs, if they were gonna be slow so was I, no point in wasting my time. Adam and Babs came up the main stairs, of course they woulda tried to stop me.

" Beej, please. this time we may have a chance. " Adam said.

" Yeah, she may just open the fuckin' door and say ' there ya go ' and they will buy it? " I said to him. This guy.

" Yeah, Beej. It may go that way " Adam said. He must be stupid. Then Babs came around the back of him, she stood as if to say 'if we had a vote on anything it would be 2 against 1.' Bitch. I also stood in their way to the attic, where they hid out when people came a-viewin', till they came down and stopped me. Fuckin' spoil sports!

" Jane really is taking a long time " Babs said as if to break this awkward silence, that Janeys high pitch voice would normally be cuttin' at. All that ' this is a lovely view isn't it? ' and ' 3 bedrooms and an office. lovely! ' shit. Maybe it wasn't Janey.

" Maybe it isn't Jane " Babs stated. The fuckin' mind reader. If it wasn't Janey who was it? Is chuck back? We all went to the banister, from there ya could see the front door. Adam had an hand over Babs shoulder and Babs was holding the banister. I leaned onto the wall produced a cigarette and waited for the livin' to come to the dead's home.

The key turned in the lock and the door creaked open. Then something that I was never expectin' started to talk.

" Hello? " she said. Lydia Deetz. That bitch had come back. How stupid can one person be. What was worse was that none of us moved, apart from my cigarette fallin' from ma mouth. She walked in. She looked... well at the moment a mess. Her hair was in a pigtail, no fringe now that used to be spiked with too much gel to her pretty little face. Her hair had grown very long since I last saw her and from this angle so had she. That little bitch had become something else. She had become a woman. It had been 10 years. From here I couldn't see her properly, so I decided I should go and welcome her.

" Hello? Guys I heard the music " She said as I started down the stairs. " And the flashing lights.. B" I stopped in my tracks. She knew my name. I could use this... I resisted the urge to laugh then so she wouldn't know I was there. Adam and Babs ran past and through me down the stairs to her.

" Lydia ! " Babs screamed nearly, opening her arms towards her.

" Barbra ! " She screamed back and held the extended arms with her extended hands.

" You have grown, your so tall now. " Adam said. She nodded and looked around. She was lookin' for me and for some strange reason I was happy about it. This was the gothy bitch that wouldn't keep a promise right? Or was it something else. Or someone else...

I came down the stairs to her. " Hey babes " I said producing another cigarette in my hand. She staged a little but stayed her ground. Adam closed the door. She had grown, very much so. I hadn't though she had grown into this. She had long legs now, tipped with doc martins. Tight ripped jeans which clung to her legs very well showin' small parts of what I can assume are soft thighs. She wore a white baggy top, well not too baggy since that chest of hers was tight in the t-shirt. What was she, maybe a D? Full and so nice lookin'. Were they real? The rest of her body was as tiny as a teen, maybe she was just a late bloomer. Up close though her face was smugged with black shit. Had she been cryin'? Did I care? Not one bit, not much anyway.

The best thing that happened in 10 years happened... and started somethin' that I couldnta stop, even if I wanted to. She walked straight up to me and hugged me. " B! " She exclaimed before wrapping those delicate arms of hers around my neck. Her boobs were real, they squished to my chest. ' Fuck me ! ' was all that was runnin' though my brain. Maybe she would marry me this time. Giving me an excuse to get myself some of that figure all wrapped up to me. Okay I had to stop. This was the gothy bitch that dint keep the only promise in years I wont let slip. Oh but she smells soo good. Wait. Is that smoke I smell. Little Lydia, are ya a naughty girl now? When she spoke I could also smell vodka on her breath. What had she been doin'? Why was she back?

" Why are ya back, Babes? " 'Babes' Would be a suitable nickname for her. She backed up and looked at the ground.

" Missed you " Is all she said but that wasn't it. It so wasn't that. Adam and Babs then hugged her and she smiled so bright in the face, but in though's eyes. There was sadness, what was it? I really don't know why this Lydia was different and makin' me think about someone else but me. They lead her into the dinning room and sat her down. I clicked my fingers and a large steamin' cup of joe was sat in front of her. " Thanks " She said over her shoulder at me. I was leanin' on the door jam looking in, taking puffs on my cigarette. She was something. This is going to be fun. Very fun indeed.

" So Lydia. What have you been doing? " Babs asked her sat on the other side of the table with Adam again holdin' her shoulder, like parents would when talkin' to their child. She wasn't but since they had acted that way before I guess it must have been the habit. It was was kind of kid nappin' right? She had parent, okay not very good ens but she still had them.

" Well I've done uni. Had a job. " She said all vague. She looks as ruff as a dog, she much be tired right? So why doesn't she just go to bed? Or somethin' that may be more intrestin'. A shower... I did a little laugh in the door way. They all turned to me lookin' at me as if id kicked a baby. I only imagined her screamin' and coverin' that chest of hers, while I had a good look at that butt that was small but was big enough for my hands to get a good feel.

" What?"

" Nothing " Babs said finally. " So what did you do for a job? " She laughed, well more like huffed.

" I was a teacher. art. " She took another slip.

" Teacher ? " I asked " That must have been fun "

" It was... I guess " She laughed again. There was sarcasm there. Was that why she was here? Dead end job? Got bored?

" So what happened ?" Babs asked. She looked up then and straight into their eyes.

" Nothing, just missed the place " I would have believed her if it wasn't for her staring straight at them with them big brown sad eyes.