all the lights in the house suddenly smashed. the house was cast into a sort of darkness, since it was still light outside. Beetlejuice clicked his fingers and the curtains all shut abruptly. I was plunged into darkness. how would he know who was who? I felt a pair of hands on my shoulder.

" Lydia, come with me to the attic " Adam whispered. another pair of hands grabbed my arm.

" Barbra? " I asked hoping I was right.

"yes. come on " she whispered and we all headed for the stairs, it seemed that they could see perfectly well in the darkness. maybe an advantage of death. we reached the second set of stairs and I heard Beetlejuice's manic laugh, accompanied with a flash from below.

Beetlejuice POV.

this fuckin Sam guy was havin a laugh comin 'ere. Lydia had given me free range on this guy and man was I gonna enjoy it. even though Lydia's body is fuckably perfect the way it is, he fuckin defiled it with cuts. he hurt MY Lydia and now I was gonna fuck up his body, not in that fucking way. I laughed. he stood there like he ran the place. I can see why Lydia was attracted to him. he was nearly copyin me. he even dyed his heir blonde. that bad guy look would 'ave been intimidating if it wasn't for the fact that I wasn't scared of anyone that thought they were big. his face changed when I hit the lights. that stupid smug look whitened. he looked around in confusion and shock when all the house was plunged into an oblivion of dark. I nodded to Adam and he nodded back. manly way of saying take her someplace safe. I know Lydia wouldn't be too scared of all that I was going to do but she couldn't see at the moment, not the dead of the house who could see perfectly in the dark. I waited till they had taken her well out of the way before I started to mess with little old Sammy here.

first I went to stand behind Sam and light a cig. " so… how do you know MY Lydia? " I asked him. his shocked face span around to face me. he couldn't really see me for the dark, but he saw the cig and my face light up for a second when I lit it.

" your Lydia? " he said with a huff. " she's mine, always will be " he said in a smug but scared manner. HA FUCKING YOURS? YOU'RE A LITTLE BOY AND ME I AM A MAN! he tried to hid the scared part. I laughed manically.

" Sam? yeah its sam. she's mine, and I don't cut her to make her stay. " I said in his ear, even though I wasn't anywhere near him, he thrashed around him to hit me, that fucking stupid twat. from the front room I flashed lightenin right in the middle of the room I stood in front of it and grinned at him. he was scared now. I kept that up flashin lightenin as I walked back towards him. he grabbed at the door and tried to open the door but I had firmly shut that from his world. as I came close he set off runnin into the kitchen through the hall way. when he got to the kitchen I changed all the kitchen to spider webs. the kitchen was more light, he was stuck to a web and I walked up to him in the form of a spider. just as I got to his face I said. " she will always be mine " he was speechless. being able to see people's fears was a talent I had luckily gained over the years. he was shit scared of spiders. Fucking spiders, tiny little insects Ha! when he screamed I knew he was gettin scared. the kitchen changed back to darkness at a click and I was back to my suit. he started to run again back to the stairs when he was half way up them fire creeped up behind him. I stood at the top of the stairs.

" who are you? " he screamed.

" I'm the ghost with the most. namely Lydiadeetz "I laughed back at him. fire engulfed me and the stairs. he screamed in the middle of them. my face circlin him in flashes. I liked it when they screamed. Well… it was better if they were female... but I guess I'll take what I can get. he screamed again but he took the courage to run up the stairs. he was gettin closer to my price. I wouldn't let that happen. so I grabbed his collar. he swung for me. the house now fillin with fire. he swung again and smashed his hand into my chest. I lifted his body a couple of centimetres. " you really don't get it do you " I screeched at him. he was kickin and swingin at me. then Lydia ran down the stairs to the landin.

"B! " she screamed. I can't believe this woman she really must like gettin in the way. she ran over to me. " the house! " she screamed.

" babes. way to ruin the mood " I sighed when I clicked my fingers the house was just as it was when he walked in. fire gone. darkness gone. he grabbed Lydia.

" GET YOUR FUCKING DIRTY HANDS OFF HER! " I yelled at him, he didn't seem to take the fuckin hint!

" lyds come on, I have to get you away from that. he's dangerous " he pleaded. THAT?! FUCKING RUDE!

" I wouldn't go anywhere with you. and he's nothing compared to you. " she said back at him. he looked more scared and shocked at that than all I had just done. just as he was becomin really scared she had come in like a heavenly light.

" just FUCK OFF! "

I hadn't heard her swear when not in pleasure or under her breath, it was powerful. Barbra lead her back to the attic but turned to me and mouthed. ' take care of that ' and left with her. Grabbin him by the collar again. I floated to the middle of the livin room, over the balcony with him in my hands grabbed at his collars. I grinned at him I couldn't help it. I was gonna get rid of this little fuckin twat. Lydia would be safe. I would be happy. life will go on. I'm gonna pound her fuckin body so hard she wouldn't be able to walk for day, week, a fucking year.

I laughed at him and dropped him from the cellin. Bye twat.

" he broke his neck with the fall. kept scurmin and he slipped " I said to her as she stood next to the body.

" it wasn't a very big fall " she questioned. I am not going to tell her that I snapped his neck when he tried to get back up. all the anger of the marks on Lydia's body flashed into my mind as he was tryin to get up, and the fact that she had tried to stop me, saving him. it all came out I wanted him dead.

" did ya see his face tho, when he screamed? " she shook her head not lookin at me.

" get me a shovel " she murmured and looked at me with a smile. tears welled up in her eyes. she was sad but come on she must be happier now.

weeks later and everythin was good. she mourned for a while but I would preoccupy her with all kinds of fun ways to get into her pants, and make her forget he was ever heard alive. Talkin of that twat I pulled a couple of stings with juno, bitch, and made sure he wasn't to ever be anywhere near MY Lydia.

Lydia POV.

the house was pitch dark. I ran from room to room, giggling. Adam and Barbra had left the house so I could get back too normal in some ways. he had changed my outfit to a red bra and pants with red socks and garters. at first I started out with red heels. the clicking of heels telling him where I was, I didn't mind the sound and I wanted him to capture me but I took them off and ran around the house leaving clothes all over the place. red hair clips were all around me, like bread crumbs. I ran into the darkness of the front room. I felt the couch on my calf as I felt my way around the room. I started to run for the dining room and smashed into a body. they wrapped their arms around my waist. when he laughed I knew it was MY ghost. " babe you lose " the lights clicked on. he pushed me to the sofa and leaned over me. I giggled and kissed him. I love this man and he loves me. Finally!

THE END.

GOOD BYE AND THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HAS REVIEWED AND FOLLOWED THIS THROUGH MY FIRST EVER FIC :) MORE TO COME I HOPE! PLEASE REVIEW!

AN: I WANT TO STAY IN THIS FIC SO MUCH. I will do one shots. mostly of the ways Beetlejuice and Lydia play games and such. I wanted to do another Adam and Barbara chapter, some background and " weird " sounds from Lydia's bedroom one shots. I really like this fic. I've spend a lot of time on it and I really liked it. also at some time I will be doing an alternative ending. I had a great idea for the end but the person I told about it said that it may get some bad reviews so I went with this. :) thanks for reading and hopefully enjoying.