It was a night like any other night i heard the screams of woman cry out someone help me i ran, thinking to myself finally some action, i got there and and said hey pick on someone your own size.
the thug turned around... who the fuck are YOU!
i'm Kick-Ass now let her go i ran at him bashing his head with my baton.
Ahhhhhh! that fucking hurt luckily i have this here gun time to die kick-fag.
my heart started to beat rapidly i closed my eyes and took a deep breath...(gun shots fire)i opened my eyes long enough to see the thugs corpse hit the ground i turned around and saw a kid a little younger than me wearing a full set of black leather clothes with a silver skull mask, gun holsters strapped around his legs and a knife holder on one of his boots.
who are you kid?
i'm "Hollow T" by the way your kick ass right aka Dave Lizewski.
. h..how did u know.
i've been watching you for a long time plus i'm a huge fan.
r..really thanks by the way your a fucking life saver kid.
(sighs) i'm just lucky i showed up but yea you wanna hang out when were not being hero's.
how will i know its you "T".
you'll know.
The next day in school was the same as any other until i heard.
HEY Dave Lizewski wait up please.
I turned around to see a fucking junior with a Bright ass blue hat, faded blue bandanna, and black clothes come up and hug me as he started crying.
hey u ok dude, i don't even know u.
no i'm not my girl friend is a WORTHLESS WHORE and do the words "Hallow T" come to mind.
holy shit that's you.
yes that's me by the way my names Tayler Kirchoff nice to officially meet you.
you to man hey u wanna get some coffee and a comic my treat besides you look like you need it.
..thank you.
Later at the coffee shop i introduced Tayler to my friends and we were doing fine drinking coffee and cracking jokes until a car pulled up outside of the shop no one really took notice of it until a man stepped out of the car with to guys beside him all wearing hollywood undead clothes and carrying baseball bats they walked into the shop and started to break everything in there and started walking towards tayler and hit him upside the head.
Leave him alone now.
dave stop they'll hurt you to.
get off me todd.
I ran at the guy and tackled him tayler was bleeding laying there on the ground i fought the guys with everything i had but even with my dead nerve endings i couldn't keep going i turned around and tayler was gone like literally he was there then i heard a laugh come from the front of the store i looked and it was "hallow t".
Alright now lets get started you fucking thugs.
who the fuck are you.
you're worst nightmare.
now you see my gun right.
yea but y should i care kid.
because of this.
Gun shots fire and the bullet ricochet'd off each one one them knocking each one out everyone looked at him with amusement suddenly the cops pulled up and even the news people did.
who are you.
"Hallow T".
well here's are newest hero sense Kick-Ass hell there are so few hero's.
glad to help i guess but yea i know Kick-Ass so i hope to work with him.
Hell its been a pretty Kick-ass day meeting tayler and everything else i feel like i could be the role model he needs hell if he looks up to me like he claims then i think things will workout fine with us.
