Hi guys! How are you today? I'm feeling great, since I just went to an R5 concert and got a picture with Ross, Rocky, and Ryland Lynch! And I also got Ross and Ryland's autographs! I had a great time, even though I had to wait for them in the cold, dark night for like two hours. XD I'm just so happy that I HAD to make the update today! So, here you go!

PS: Fellow lovers of Ross Lynch: do not be offended by anything that Chase may say/ think in this chapter. I just told you I went to an R5 concert; those are Chase's thoughts ONLY! Thank you.

I do not own Austin And Ally or Lab Rats, or any of the characters, just this story and anything you don't recognize.

**Chase's POV**

"And that, Chase, is why the lights turn on in the fridge. Got it?" Adam asks after explaining some 'man in the light bulb' story to me. For the 52nd time.

"Yes, all 52 times," I reply. Hopefully he doesn't tell it again.

"Okay. The man in the light-" he starts, but Bree cuts him off by screaming, "STOP IT!"

Thank goodness.

Adam frowns and cuddles his teddy bear. He gave it a name, something like Cuddly-Poo-Poos or Foo-Foo Cuddly Poops or something.

Bree has been on her phone for about ten minutes now, when out of nowhere, she screams at the top of her lungs.

"Watch it!" I scold, hands over my ears. "Ultra sensitive hearing!"

"Sorry Chase, it's just... just..." she starts, but then she just screams again.

"Stop it!" I yell, my ears now ringing.

"Okay, okay! It's just that Austin Moon is coming here. To Mission Creek. In ONE MONTH! And VIP tickets are on sale RIGHT NOW!"

I never really pay attention to Bree's teen boy idols, and I am not just about to go see some pretty boy who can't sing in concert. It will probably permanently deafen me anyway.

"Well, I'm not going." I say, just to get that out of the way.

"Fine, your loss. Party pooper." Bree responds. "You're no fun!" Ugh! It makes me really mad when they say things like that! I am too fun!

"I am so!" I argue.

"Then why aren't you coming?" Bree shouts back.

"Because, Bree, I am not going to sit there and watch some pretty boy LIP SYNC into a too- loud mic that splits my eardrums! And not only because of the volume!" I spit out without thinking. Bree gasps in response, and we break out into a huge argument.

"GUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSS!" Adam screams at us, making us stop fighting. "Mr. Davenport's here,"

Mr. Davenport, in fact, is standing ten feet away from us. Bree rushed over and asked eagerly, "Can we get VIP tickets for Austin Moon?"

Mr. Davenport blinks twice and asks, "How much are they?"

"A thousand dollars each," Bree replies, like it's no big deal, and Mr. Davenport clutches his chest and winces.

"A thousand dollars?" He asks, still clutching his chest.

"Yeah," Bree answers. "You would do anything for me, right?"

"No," Mr. Davenport retorts, earning a scowl from Bree and a chuckle from me.

"But Daaaavvy!" Adam whines.

"No. I am not paying-" Mr. Davenport begins, but Adam starts bawling and screaming right then and there. No! I'm going to have to go see that garbage singer!

"Fine!" Mr. Davenport shouts, making Adam stop throwing a temper tantrum and Bree smile. "Ugh! Gimme that!"

He takes Bree's phone, and reluctantly presses the "buy" button 6 times, each time saying "One thousand, two thousand," and so on while gagging and most likely choking back sobs. It is quite a show, actually.

"Six thousand," he finishes in a sob, connects the phone to the printer, and prints out the tickets. Then he runs up to his room bawling like a baby.

Adam and Bree both scream at the same time, at the same pitch, same volume. This is torture. Listening to them, on top of the fact that I'm going to go watch a dancing faker perform on his little stage in junk clothes that I would NEVER wear.

But I guess that's life. Life is harsh.

Leo walks out of the elevator and asks, "What is going on down here? A murder? Why so much screaming?"

At that, Adam screams at the top of his lungs and tackles Leo while shoving a ticket in his face. Leo's confused look turns into genuine shock when he shouts, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

So he's on my side of this. Glad to see that someone is.

So how did you like this chapter? Leave any thoughts, comments, ideas or suggestions in a review or PM. I think that this chapter was pretty funny. Tell me your favorite part so far. Oh! And last chapter, the one to get it first was RissA15. They didn't get the actual episode title (Secrets and Songbooks), but they got half of it and gave a summary of the whole episode, so I'm going to take it.

Oh, and I also slipped in a Lab Rats reference and an Avatar reference, too, so if you can get either one of those (or both!) then you'll get a shout-out next chapter!

And if you want the full story on the R5 thing, just PM me and I'll tell you it. Some pretty funny things were said by the boys.

See you all soon!