Hello! I'm back again! This just keeps getting more and more AU. We pretty much ignore every single episode of both the shows. With a few exceptions.
BORING!
Okay, okay! Let's just get on with the chapter!
You can do the dis- thing again. I hate it.
I told you it was boring! You didn't listen.
Just do it!
Fine. I don't own Lab Rats, Austin and Ally, or any of the characters. Or 'Just do it.' That belongs to Nike. I said that because Austin JUST HAD to say their slogan! I only own this story and anything you don't recognize.
Two weeks later...
5:00 AM
**Chase's POV**
"YAAAAAYYY!" Bree screams. She was already dressed outside her capsule with her 'Marry me Austin' poster, even though the concert wasn't even until 5:00 PM, TWELVE HOURS FROM NOW!
"Go back to bed!" I shout, opening my capsule door for a second.
"I can't!" Bree replies energetically.
"Then be insane somewhere else! I'm trying to get back to sleep!"
"Fine. Party pooper."
She presses the elevator button and leaves. When I check the remaining capsule, I realize Adam is gone too. Good. Now I can finally get some-
"Wakey, wakey, Chasey! Today's the day!" Adam cries into a huge megaphone, skipping in from seemingly nowhere and alternately clapping and blowing a bullhorn. Why, WHY would anyone give him those things?!
"Okay! I'm up!" I snap, snatching the loud items from Adam and walking to the elevator. I go upstairs and have some breakfast. Then I hide in my back-up room, lock the door, and climb into the capsule in there. I need some rest...
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3:00 PM
**Austin's POV**
I'm at the venue, doing a sound-check before the show. Maybe I should fake losing my voice to get out of it. No, Austin. Remember. This is for the fans. Do it for the fans.
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4:30 PM
"Alright! That was good!" Ally praises after the sound-check. So, we're doing this?
"We're doing this, huh?"
Whoops, didn't mean to say that out loud.
"Um... yeah... Why wouldn't we?" Ally asks.
"Nothing. I don't know what I was saying," I answer. She, surprisingly, buys it.
"Well, let's do this," Ally says.
"Yay..." I say with mock enthusiasm after she walks away.
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5:00 PM
**Chase's POV**
"Now! I present to you, AUSTIN MOON!" a peculiar red- headed boy wearing a striped shirt, yellow pants, and suspenders on the stage announces WAY too dramatically.
Then Austin comes out. He is a tall boy, but he doesn't look more than 17 years old. He has blonde hair and a slight tan. He looks familiar... oh well.
Just as I suspected, it was much too loud for my ultra- sensitive hearing. However, when I put my special ear plugs on, I can't hear a thing! And Bree can't even see them! Maybe it won't be so bad, after all.
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5:30 PM
One of my earplugs fell out a bit ago. He's in the middle of talking now. Something about... a Sergeant? Well, whatever it was, it caused a bunch of screams and laughter. Who knows, anything is possible with these pretty boys...
"He always made me happy, but you guys! You're the best!" he says into the microphone. Screams again. And who's 'he'? I think still the Sergeant guy...
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6:00 PM
Ugh... how long could this POSSIBLY go on for?
Now he's singing some song about better than this and better than that and stopping the world or something. I can't take much more!
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6:15 PM
"Everyone hold up your signs!" Austin (I think that's his name, anyway) prompts.
Bree (of course) does.
After a bit of reading of girls' signs, he ends up saying, "Marry me, Austin. Short, sweet, gets to the point..."
That's when I tuned out. I'm sick of it.
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6:30 PM
"Goodnight everyone!" Austin shouts in the microphone. I'm surprised I'm not deaf by now.
At least it's finally over. The worst part is over.
"Come on! Let's go meet Austin!" Bree literally screams.
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6:40 PM
"Hello!" Austin greets us.
"Hi, Austin!" Bree replies dreamily.
I noticed a rather pretty girl and the overly-dramatic red-haired boy standing near Austin. They're probably his friends.
He must have noticed my scowl, because he then said "Ah, your brother came along. Classic fan. Bring the unwilling... brother?"
He slowed down a bit at the word 'brother'. And he still looks familiar. Maybe I've met him before and I don't remember it, but he does.
"Um... yeah. Brother," Adam says in a 'duh' tone.
"Ally, Dez, give these nice people a tour of the bus. But leave the unwilling brother," Austin says, and very quickly at that. What is going on?
As the two other kids who I noticed earlier, apparently named Ally and Dez, leads the rest of my family out, it hits me. I know where I've seen that boy...
Ooh! Yay! My first ever real cliffhanger! What do you guys think?
I think you need to continue the chapter for them before they destroy you. You know the leader of the fangirl army reviews on this story, right? And if anyone would know about fangirls...
I'm not continuing the chapter. You readers will find out what's going on in the next update. Unless I decide to do Ally's POV. Hehe... I'm so diabolical.
The fangirls are going to kill you.
Who cares? If they kill me, then they'll never know what will happen next. The only copy of this story is in my brain. So don't kill me!
Yeah, that's the reason why you don't want them to kill you...
Shut up. Well, now it's time for the random fact of the day!
*playing the signature 'random fact of the day' drumroll*
The Pentagon has actually created an emergency plan in case of a zombie attack!
They're prepared! See! That's only MORE proof that we should worry about a zombie apocalypse! Be prepared! Zombies ARE real! *pulls out zombie survival kit*
Unbelievable. I bring up zombies ONE TIME!
One band. One dream. One Direction.
You're a strange kid, Austin.
They have zombie survival plans, too, you know! They said-
Goodbye!