"Step forward and tell me all you know about Gru." a soft yet deep voice spoke from behind the shadows, there wasn't much in the room. A desk and large chair that made the shape of anyone dissappear.

"He froze my head. And and then he took everything away from me!" a skinny man with a big nose yelled out. It was Vector, he still had his orange terrycloth matching jumpsuit and square glasses. No answer was heard from the shaded figure.

"I bring you here to tell me about Gru and all you tell me is he took everything from you. I want the location of his lair, where is lives, where he is hiding."

"What, why? It's villain code to not turn on other villains, you either are or your aren't a villain." vector said and pushed his glasses up.

"I'm not a problem villain, and I am not good either. I just want Gru and I want to make him pay." his words were stopped by a guffaw from the little man.

"That's not how things work these days. We just try to outdo each other not 'eliminate' the guy." He gave air quotes and continued, "besides, If I cant best gru neither can you. Ever since he teamed up with that AVL lady-"

"AVL? Why didn't you say that in the beginning? Now this makes it so much easier."

...

"Hey, Bob check out my new badge." Kevin had found his little friend resting in the breakroom with a can of grape pop, his little eyes lit up when Kevin pulled the leather wallet from his pocket. He had done a terrible job of just having Lucy and Phil know he was AVL. He had shown John and Carl, and Carl having a megaphone called more to it. Then he made his way to show Darwin, Liam and Lary. Who in turn told everyone on the radio during Lance and Lary. After a day, everyone had known about Kevin, except for Gru and the girls.

"Oh wow..." Bob said and felt the metal badge and smiled very big. He was proud of Kevin for this, he'd always admired him but now he was an inspiration. "Do you think I could do it?"

Kevin thought for a moment and smiled, "I'm sure you could Bob." He was being nice but he thought Bob could do anything of he wanted to, but he knew Bob would get bored and just stay at his job as bomb tester.

Everyone was excited about his new job, but they had also heard about the engagement of Phil and Kevin. Word had gotten out from Phil, who couldn't help but to flash his ring to Donny and Paul.

"Aw darling, I'm so proud for you! You know this guy here asked me when we're out wine tasting." Donny said patting the taller and lesser fazed minion over the news, he grumbled as Donny did so. "Well don't think him as always Mr. Sour grape, he was strapping back then. He put it on a piece of cheese during the tasting, I almost swallowed it but I got it." Donny slipped his glove off to show the gold band on his finger, Paul did the same to show a matching one. Phil's eyes widened at how cute it was, they were such a good couple and just recently got married after Lucy and Gru's wedding.

"Do you have a wedding date yet?" Donny's sing-song voice broke Phil out of his state, he saw him put his glove back on.

"No not yet. It was only yesterday he asked me... Do you think I should get it now?" the worry started to creep into Phil's mind as he thought of months.

"No but it should be something to think about. And tell Kevin congratulations on getting a new job. That was the whole reason I stopped you to chat. Eveything grand is happening for you two." Donny continued and heard Paul cough as he looked to Phil.

"how did you know about that?"

"everyone knows about it." Paul finally spoke for the first time in the conversation. His partner just smiled as Phil looked to the floor. He didn't understand how they all knew now.

"Oh fiddle faddle, it's almost time to get home. Listen darling, if you need help planning come see me. My hobby is wedding planner."

"More like being into other people's business, Gordon." Paul spoke coldly, he got an angry look from the smaller single eyed minion but Phil didn't hear him. With a nod he decided it was time for him to get home also and have a talk with Kevin.

...

"Bonjour Phil." Kevin exclaimed as he shut the door behind him only to be met by a cross Phil. "What?"

"Do you know what I just heard from Donny today?" Phil tried to keep his tone calm, but he didn't know whether he wanted to yell or cry.

"When it comes to him, it's hard to tell." Kevin tried to make a joke but it got no reaction.

" He told me he heard that you are apart of the AVL. I thought you promised you wouldn't tell anyone else. Just me and Lucy would know. What if Gru found out?"

"He won't."

"Kevin!"

"Look I know everyone down here knows but I told them not to tell Gru." He told the little one and walked to the kitchen to get a drink and kicked off his black boots.

"And you kept your promise so well, how do you know if they will?" Phil watched as Kevin offered him a drink.

"I may have threatened them alittle,but listen he won't find out. Now Phil, just just relax and enjoy the evening shall we?" He said and plopped down on the couch and turned TV off. Phil couldn't stay mad for too long and snuggled up next to him. They watched Television until they both fell asleep on the couch. It was uncomfortable but they were tired from the day of work.

...

The next morning was both their day off luckily as they slowly got up. Kevin woke with a stiff back and struggled to get up as Phil was still sleeping with his head on Kevin's stomach. But he woke up when he felt him move around under him.

"Good morning." Phil said rubbing his eyes as he lifted the goggles from his face. He heard a grunt from Kevin as he finally sat up and stretched, his back made audible popping noises as did his elbows. A smile is all Phil needed to know that Kevin was in a good mood, he had so much planned for the day; he wanted to go to the park and get some icecream, then come home to watch a movie. But his thoughts were dashed by the sound of thunder echoing through the building, the underground homes made of metal shook with the loud crash making Phil jump in surprise. His days of plans were ruined but at least he got to spend them with Kevin that's all it matteredto him now.

Both getting up and finding some food in the fridge to eat, it was a slow day for them. Kevin wanted to unwind by watching some TV and taking a nap soon, Phil wanted to do things with him around the house. He had a boardgame out to play, but Kevin just ignored the game, he wasn't feeling up to playing any games. Phil put it down and pouted on the couch next to him, he was watching the news again.

"A missing persons alert has been debased, after the wherebouts of Victor Perkins was released today by an unknown source. Victor Perkins has been taken into the hospital to besure of his mental state, Police are on the look out for the kidnapper at this time, if you have any information please contact the local police."

"Who would want to steal Vector?" Phil asked and looked at Kevin.

"I don't know..." Kevin felt bad that he didn't have an answer, he always had an answer for almost everything. His dark eyes went back to look into Phil's hazel ones then back to the TV. It had been silent in the room for thirty minutes, he knew that Kevin was feeling stressed about the news, and he knew what would help him get distracted but he didn't want to do it if Kevin was going to be mad about it.

"Kevin?" Phil whispered to him. A little hmm is all was answered. "Would you be okay if I did something for you?"

"Like what?" Kevin's eyes never left the TV.

"Umm...you know." Phil started to blush a dark red from the thought of it, Kevin could tell what it was by the colour on his cheeks. With wide eyes he agreed, Phil kissed him on the cheek as his little hand fumbled to the lower section of his sweatpants he wore for the day.

"Phil I..."

"No no, I want to. I want to give my Secret Agent man a little something something." Phil spoke softly and smiled as he made his way into the grey pants and pass the pair of briefs he wore. Kevin's member was still housed in his body but Phil put a finger in and made little circles around the head of it making it come out slowly. Kevin leaned his head back into the couch cushion as Phil continued to bring it forth. Little moans escaped Kevin's lips as Phil had made him erect and slipped his hand in the pants.

He felt his penis get tight from the clothes around him, but the feel of Phil massaging the elongation in his pants made him get dizzy. The little one pulled down the sweatpants and the breifs to expose him. Phil loved to see him like this, he knew he was the one that made him like this. It gave Phil the pleasure to make the leader of the tribe melt in his very hands like butter with a single stroke or twist. He watched as the penis before him twitched almost like it was seeking out a touch, Phil gave that touch it called for. He poked the head of it making a little sticky pre come out early. Kevin was surprised by the quick little poke to his member but didn't mind it as he felt more little pokes to its head. The sticky clear liquid oozed as it was touched by those loving little fingers. Using them he gripped it gently and stroked it, Kevin was squirming from the sensation of it. His head was swimming as Phil made circles around it, he was going to make this a slow and almost torturious for his lover, Kevin loved it when it was slow like this.

The head was turning darker shade of red as Phil played with him, his little skilled fingers made his Kevin scream out at the touches in just the right spot. The little maid had a smirk on his face as he gripped him and gave a pump to him, the little moans that turned into high squeeks as each pump was brought back up to the tip. The involunitary movment of Kevin's hips with each move he did in Phil's hand brought him closer to his end.

"You're a bad boy today my hot stud." Phil whispered into his lover's ear, making Kevin look into his eyes as he felt the fingers twist him harder making more clear sticky liquid drip from the top. Phil liked to be this way at times and play the dominant one once and awhile. The taller one clenched his teeth as he felt the sensation run through him, the feeling of needing to urinate came over him but he knew it wasn't that going to come out. His hips went forward as a splooge came out at such a force it caught Phil off guard but he smiled as the rest seeped out of his tip. Phil felt gratification as he let go of the penis next to him and watched it stay erect for a little longer only to drip more out.

"How do you feel?" Phil said as Kevin finally caught his breath and smiled.

"So good." He said and turned his eyes to him. Using his apron to clean his fiancée off, Kevin sat back up. "That was unexpected and I liked it."

The little one giggled and blushed as Kevin pulled him close to hold him in his arms. He snuggled himself into his chest and embraced the taller one next to him. They couldn't help it but to fall asleep where they were. It wasn't until an hour later when they awoke confused and groggy. They looked at each other and knew it was time for bed.

...

"Good morning everyone, this is Lance on this rainy day bringing you all your favourites and this here is one of my favourites." the radio was clicked off as the start of Cher began waking Kevin at his normal time. He looked up at the ceiling stickers and tried to get his eyes awake for the day. He had to get to work at the AVL today, but the excitement from the night before made his eyes slip close once again.

The alarm went off again at seven, making the tired minion's eyes shoot open. Kevin had never slept passed his first alarm. Shock in his eyes and panic was setting in as he had missed his ride to the AVL, Lucy had left just minutes before the alarm had went off. The sudden rushing of the sheets being ripped off and the sound of scurrying on the metal floor made, Phil woke up to see a yellow blur run out the room and slam the front door. Of he could make it he could get the car before anyone else did. Tim was always calling it first and never using it.

Pulling his brown pants up higher as he ran, the keys were hanging gently on the hook near the metal counters, the check out book was there he was going to make it and he did. Clasping the keys in his gloveless hand and he rushed to the car. It looked almost identical to the one that Gru drove only tinier. He opened the garage door and saw the rain that fell making him hate his work commute already.

I know, I know. It was a lame ending to a chapter :/ but the next one will be better I promise. ;)