I'm sorry I didn't update for you guys! Just a bit of priorities, writer's block, and Zayn Malik quitting 1D. :(
Don't bring it up! *tears up*
So I've decided to start doing review replies!
Guest: Here you go! Sorry it took so long.
Maleah D. (guest): Right now. And... Okay? I think that qualifies as spam.
Here you guys go.
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**Chase's POV**
I can't believe he just told everybody! Arghh!
"I knew I had to say it sometime, so... why not now?" Austin goes on.
I almost yell at him, but I catch myself just in time.
"You're bionic?!" Bree cries in disbelief.
"OOH! I spy with-"
"NO!" we all cut off Adam's attempt at another annoying round of I Spy.
"Fine. If you're bionic, what can you do? I bet I have WAY better powers than you!" Adam brags.
"Well... what's one thing you want right now?" Austin asks.
"Ooh! A beard beanie!" Adam answers energetically.
"What the heck is a beard beanie?" I ask. "Wait, you know what? I don't even want to know."
"I already have one! I love it!" Austin starts a random conversation between the two of them. It is way too fast to even make out what they were saying, but maybe it was just because I'm not trying.
After they are done talking, Austin pulls what seemed like a regular beanie out of his suitcase. But then he pulls something black out of it. He puts it on and it ends up being a normal beanie, except the black part covers his chin and upper lip, just like a beard. And you know something odd? It could actually be useful under the right circumstances...
"It's not really useful in Miami, though." Austin concludes sadly as he puts the strange hat back in his bag.
"Eh. That's okay. You keep yours. BUT I WANT ONE!" Adam yells.
"Okay, okay!" Austin responds with his hands in the air. Then he mouths something really quickly, closes his eyes, and a brand new "Beard Beanie" appears after a few moments of concentration.
There goes everything. Now it's not even special.
"Whoah! Magic!" Adam marvels at his new, pointless hat.
"I know!" Austin agrees, and they go into another random conversation about... something. I really don't care what.
"Oh! Can you make Chase disappear?" Adam asks.
"Um... no. I don't need him to hate me any more." Austin jokes, receiving laughs from everyone except me (because I'm acting), but I'm honestly trying really hard not to laugh myself. There's just something about him...
"Yeah, but I can only make things appear, not disappear." Austin adds seriously after a good laugh.
"Hey! We're back!" Ally declares as she reenters this part of the tour bus. She then makes a funny face at Austin's and Adam's stupid hats.
"Don't even ask," I warn her when she's about to say something about it.
"Hey Ally, did you know that-" Adam starts, but Austin runs over to him and covers his mouth just in time.
"Erm... Okay?" Ally ponders Austin's strange behavior.
"Nothing. That was for no reason. STOP GRILLING ME!" Adam suddenly shouts after Austin removes his hand from his mouth.
Ally makes a weird face at him. I know that she knows something's up now.
"Okay... well, we have one more hour until we get to the next tour stop," Ally changes the subject. Thank goodness!
"I'm taking a nap," Austin announces, clearly in order to get out of this uncomfortable situation. Moments later, he's already asleep. I've always wondered how he does that...
"That was... fast..." Ally marvels, pointing toward Austin.
"I'm out!" Adam yells, and quickly lays down and makes exaggerated snoring noises.
"I will have nothing to do with this!" say with pretend disgust and go to the other end of the tour bus.
Most of us are pretty bad at keeping secrets... except when it matters. How long will we be able to keep this from them?
Okay, sorry... That was kind of a shorter chapter. But the "Beard Beanie" actually exists! Look it up! It's on Amazon!
I WANT ONE!
You have one!
No! In real life!
*sighs* Then get one after we're done here.
YAY!
The Random fact of the day is...
*Signature drumroll*
Elephants are the only animals with four knees!
I give up...
See you next chapter!