Jae Ha – Hug yourself and say, "I love myself" 5 times

Jae Ha licked his fingers and ran them through his hair in a suggestive manner.

"Well then, let's get started," he said coyly.

"This tea is good. Remind me to find out where they sold the leaves," said Yoon, flippantly sipping from his cup.

"You're such a callous boy, Yoon!" reproached Jae Ha. "A beautiful man demonstrates his fiery passion and here you are drinking tea?"

"If I'm not wrong, it was from a couple of villages back," said Hak, pointedly ignoring Jae Ha.

"You're all bullies!" sobbed the Green Dragon. "Yona dear, come along; we'll find a secluded spot where I can display my love for my beautiful self away from these unappreciative eyes."

"It's a mighty easy feat for me to turn those into real tears, Droopy Eyes."

Jae Ha laughed lightly. "Don't be jealous, Hak. The key to loving yourself is simple. You just have admit that you're in love with Yo– "

"I believe we're in the middle of a game," said Yoon very loudly and abrasively, before Hak could make a move. "Jae Ha, save your sordidness for other escorts."

"I like Jae Ha's confidence," piped up Yona unexpectedly. "Not many people can say they love themselves. Karate chop!"

"Yeah," said Hak. "Only the egotistical ones."

"This coming from the man who stomps around with his chest exposed?" alluded Kija dryly.

"Zeno is egotistical too!" declared Zeno proudly. "Zeno has utter confidence in himself!"

"You're a horror!" snapped the White Dragon. "Nobody can possibly not wash their underarms and walk around with their head held high! "

"Zeno washes himself thoroughly! Zeno doesn't miss a single spot. Right, Miss?"

"Why are you asking the Princess for confirmation?"

"I'm guessing they took a bath together," said Jae Ha, to stir the White Dragon up.

Kija's jaw dropped at once, his eyes bulging like a frog's as he uttered, "The Pri… the Pri… the Princess…?"

"Jae Ha, maybe you should stop bullying Kija and carry out the dare," hinted Yoon strongly. "Before I encase your face in Zeno's scarf, that is."

The young genius had an uncanny ability to pick out the right threats. Jae Ha straightened up at once and gave a salute.

"Yes, sir! But I believe it would be better off to swaddle it around Hak's body to hide that hideous face, sir!"

"Zeno, fill your scarf with your spit and hand it over," Hak ordered the Yellow Dragon menacingly.

OK… I probably shouldn't have mentioned the scarf, thought Yoon regretfully.

"Ah. How I love myself," sighed Jae Ha, wrapping his arms around his body affectionately. "I really do."

"And so it begins," muttered Yoon.

"Never thought there'd be anything in the world more grotesque than White Snake's singing," added Hak.

"I love myself… I love myself!… "Jae Ha continued his love-filled chant.

"And it never crossed my mind that there'd be something that could triumph your face in terms of repugnance," retorted Kija, gesturing towards Hak's belly-face.

"You want ugly, take a look in the mirror," snapped Hak.

"All hail King Hiryuu! At least their squabble is drowning out Jae Ha's voice," Lili told Yoon.

Kija – For three rounds, form a mouth with your hand and have it speak whenever you do.

Hak folded his arms, grinning gleefully, as if Kija's dare had spoken for him.

The White Dragon's complexion changed drastically.

"Whoa! Kija looks like the Purple Dragon now," remarked Zeno.

Kija looked like he wanted to say something, but he held himself back with an effort.

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about, Kija. Our hands are given to us to serve plenty of functions," Jae Ha told the White Dragon in what was meant to be soothing tones. "For example, in the bedroom – "

"I believe it's M'Lady's turn now," said Yoon in loud volumes, drowning out the rest of Jae Ha's words.

The Green Dragon laughed silkily. "Can't catch a break, huh?"

Soo Won – Choose a player. Hold out an invisible cake and ask them to slice the cake into thirty equal pieces, but secretly walk off before they are done. Have everyone continue the game as if nothing happened.

Soo Won read the slip silently. Then he looked up.

"Apparently, I am to select a volunteer," he announced to the group at large.

Lili hesitated, but Tae Jun's hand shot up at once.

"Anything for M'Lady!" he declared vehemently.

When Soo Won and Tae Jun walked away from the group, Jae Ha snatched up Soo Won's slip and read it. His laugh almost gave them away, but Yoon had the foresight to smack his mouth closed.

Now that everyone but Tae Jun knew what was up, they watched as Soo Won raised his hands as if demonstrating the length of something. Tae Jun nodded, closed his eyes and began slicing the air between Soo Won's hands.

Quietly, Soo Won slipped back into the group.

"All hail King Hiryuu! Pretty sly, M'Lady," Lili whispered to Soo Won. The King smiled.

"I haven't done something like this since I was a child," he confessed.

At the end of the trick, Tae Jun opened his eyes to find that Soo Won was no longer in front of him. When he looked towards the group and saw them putting on casual airs, he realised what had happened.

"Did you manipulate me to stand there, slicing the air like an idiot?" he demanded, blowing up with indignance.

"All hail King Hiryuu! No one manipulated you into doing anything," said Lili.

"Yeah. You're too much of an idiot to necessitate any form of deception," said Hak airily.

"This is a mockery!" shouting the Prince, stomping back with a flushed face.

"Couldn't have put it better myself."

Yona smiled apologetically. "Sorry, Tae Jun. It's just part of the game. Karate chop!"

Tae Jun's anger disappeared at once.

"If the Princess deigned to apologise, I guess I can overlook this misconduct," he said, dropping down and blushing for an entirely different reason now.

"Talk about prejudice," muttered Hak.

"Miss has the heart of an angel!" declared Zeno proudly.

"You're blowing this a little out of proportion," said Yoon exasperatedly.

Yona – Get someone to pinch you as hard as they can and don't make a sound.

"Yona dear, allow me to do the honours," offered Jae Ha brightly. "I'll be as gentle as I can."

"That's not the point, Jae Ha. Besides, if your hands stray anywhere near her, they'll be chopped off in a flash," reminded Yoon.

"Why, what sort of lewd presumptions are you making, Yoon? There's nothing wrong with a good shoulder massage."

"What a coincidence," said Hak somewhat sinisterly. "Massages happen to be my expertise. Would you like a demonstration, Droopy Eyes?"

Jae Ha gave an over-cheerful laugh. "No thank you. I don't fancy spending the rest of my life bedridden."

"You're being disrespectful, Jae Ha. Hak happens to have excellent hands," chided Yona. "Give him a chance to show you. Karate chop!"

Jae Ha laughed tearfully. "Yona dear, do you always have to sell my soul to the devil?"

"Stay away from the Princess," said Kija unexpectedly, moving his hand along with his mouth. "I will not allow any man to go near her."

Hak snorted. "Is that supposed to intimidate us?"

"Said the man with a face on his belly."

A ferocious spear-and-claws duel began. The nearby shrubbery were taken out in the process, but no one paid them any mind.

"Lili, could you help us pinch Yona?" requested Yoon. "You're the only girl we can ask."

"M'Lady is a female too!" exclaimed Tae Jun fiercely.

Yoon raised his eyebrows. "Uh, yeah. I was going to say M'Lady wouldn't be a good choice since she and Yona are acquaintances."

Yona nodded. "I'm ready. Karate chop!" she said, bracing herself.

"All hail King Hiryuu! Sorry Yona," said Lili, and she pinched the Princess with tremendous strength.

Yona's eyes went wide, but she pursed her lips and made no sound.

"Yona… " said Shin Ah anxiously.

Yona smiled faintly. "It's just a pinch, Shin Ah. Nothing I can't handle. Karate chop!"

"Speaking of what can't be handled, could someone please stop those beasts before they finish each other off," sighed Yoon.

Zeno – Wear your hair in a ponytail at the very top of your head (so it kind of looks like a palm tree)

"Wheeee–! A palm tree!" laughed Zeno happily.

"Yes, yes. Hold still," ordered Yoon, settling down by the Yellow Dragon and beginning to untangle his shock of yellow hair. "This will take some time. Let's keep the game going."

Shin Ah – Go down in a split as far as you can.

Jae Ha applauded as Shin Ah obediently found a space to perform the endeavour. "We're rooting for you, Shin Ah!"

"Go, Shin Ah! You can do it!" chimed in Zeno.

"Hey! I told you not to move, you yellow idiot!"

"Shin Ah, don't break your legs," called Kija, his hand mouthing the words at the same time.

The Blue Dragon managed to execute a perfect split. Jae Ha applauded even harder.

"Bravo! You make us all proud, Blue Dragon!"

"Bravo!" cheered Zeno.

"I said don't move!"

Shin Ah appeared to be a bit embarrassed by the attention. He returned to his place quietly.

"Done," said Yoon a minute later, sweeping his hands. The young genius had managed to gather Zeno's frisky hair into some semblance of a ponytail.

"Wheeee!" cried Zeno, swinging his new ponytail around wildly; it slapped Kija in the face.

"Careful! It'll come undone!" said Yoon in alarm.

"Watch it!" exclaimed Kija and his left hand, when Zeno's hair almost whipped his face again. "This is not how the prestigious Yellow Dragon should behave!"

"This is exactly how he behaves," said Hak.

"Miss! Miss! Do you like Zeno's new hairstyle? Does it make Zeno look good?" asked Zeno excitedly.

"Of course," beamed Yona. "It's perfectly adorable. Karate chop!"

"Yayyy!"

Hak grimaced. "Don't encourage him, Princess."

"Why? I do think it's cute. Karate chop!"

"Hak is just being jealous again," said Jae Ha smoothly. "I'll bet he wishes that he'd grown out his hair. Right, Yona dear?"

Yona stared at Hak, trying to imagine him with long hair. A giggle escaped her lips.

"Long locks get in the way," said Hak, unimpressed.

Lili – Lick the ground.

Lili grabbed her face. "All hail King Hiryuu! Never!"

"Unthinkable!" exclaimed Kija and his left hand at the same time. "This is an act of evil!"

"It's not as if she has to swallow," said Hak, annoyed by their melodrama.

Jae Ha shot Hak a look of horror. "Of all the things to say, Hak! You truly are a pervert!"

"What are you talking about?!"

"Everybody calm down!" hollered Yoon. "You're making a mountain out of a molehill."

"Yoon! You of all people should understand the gravity of personal cleanliness!" protested Kija.

"You sound like a member of a cult, Kija," said Jae Ha jauntily.

"You're not making things better," Yoon shot at the Green Dragon.

Yona took Lili's hand and looked her in the eye. "It'll be fine, Lili. Just one quick lick and it's over. Karate chop!"

"I'll have some tea ready if you want to rinse out any of it," added Yoon.

"See? Nothing to worry about," said Hak.

"Zeno will lick the ground with you!" volunteered Zeno, his ponytail quivering in his zeal.

"I'll do it too. Karate chop!" said Yona, making up her mind.

Hak looked at her sharply. "Are you sure, Princess?"

"No! I will not allow this!" cried the horrified White Dragon. "Lili, surely you will not allow the Princess to participate in this odious act?"

"Don't be a baby, Kija. I've licked far dirtier stuff ," said Jae Ha.

"Jae Ha!" reproached Yoon. "You're this close to overstepping the line."

"All hail King Hiryuu! What do you mean by 'far dirtier stuff', Jae Ha?" asked Lili anxiously. "If you tell me about it, I think I'll have the courage to go ahead."

"An excellent idea!" beamed Jae Ha. "Remember when I mentioned the bedroom – ?"

"Princess, allow me to eliminate the real filth in this team," said Hak, standing over the Green Dragon with his spear raised ominously.

"This is getting out of hand," muttered Yoon.

"All hail King Hiryuu! What are you doing, Hak? I want Jae Ha to recount his experience," Lili told Hak indignantly.

"I'm saving the Princess's mind."

"OK, OK! I give!" protested Jae Ha, waving his hands frantically. "It was a joke, Hak. You know I would never taint Yona's mind or heart."

"Sometimes you make me wonder," growled Hak.

"Zeno licked an earthworm once!" said the Yellow Dragon cheerfully. "It tasted like dirt!"

Lili went pale. Then she smiled, though it looked rather forced. "All hail King Hiryuu! Thanks, Zeno. I think I can handle it now."

She bent over, putting her face to the ground. Kija covered his eyes, trembling.

Lili gave the ground the briefest and tiniest of licks, and then promptly spat it back out. She straightened up, face screwed up in disgust.

"All hail King Hiryuu… I am never doing that again."

Kija peeked out from one of the gaps in his fingers. "Is it over?"

"Yup," said Yoon, handing Lili a steaming cup of freshly-brewed tea. "Some ordeal, huh?"

"If there ever was an understatement," shuddered Kija, hugging himself tightly.

"I was being sarcastic."

Zeno suddenly dangled an earthworm in front of Kija. With a deafening yowl, the White Dragon threw himself backwards.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

"Zeno found it crawling nearby!" beamed the Yellow Dragon, like a child boasting to his parents. "Zeno thinks it'll like curling around Zeno's ponytail!"

"Get it away from me!"

"What a racket," groaned Hak.

Looking sad, Zeno tossed the earthworm away. "And Zeno finally thought he had found a pet… "

There was a loud squeak. Ao had climbed to the top of Zeno's head and was poking at his ponytail happily.

"Oh! That's right! Zeno already has Ao!" The Yellow Dragon lifted the squirrel in his arms and stroked her elatedly. "Zeno apologises for forgetting about you, Ao."

Tae Jun – Put something up your shirt to make you look pregnant and stay like this for three rounds.

"Isn't this wonderful, Your Highness? Your dream of being a mother has come true," said Hak.

"Stop it, Hak. You're being mean," chastised Yona. "Karate chop!"

Tae Jun blinked, not getting the jab. "Since when did I express an interest in becoming a mother?" he frowned.

"We all have our little secrets, Your Highness," assured Jae Ha. "Why, Hak has wanted nothing more than to be a belly-dancer since he was a kid, but now that someone has painted a face on his mid-riff… "

The butt of Hak's spear smashed into the Green Dragon's face.

Yoon was rummaging around in the tent. He emerged with a bundle of clothes he had rolled up into a ball.

"Here –use this," he said, proferring it to Tae Jun.

The Prince accepted it with an expression of distaste. "A man cannot be pregnant," he protested as he stuffed the ball under his robe. "This game makes no sense at all."

"Well, you're not a man in the first place," said Hak. "Neither is M'Lady, for all her flat-chestedness."

Yona was scandalised. "Hak! Karate chop!"

"Believe it or not, Princess, it doesn't qualify as an insult."

"Pay Hak no attention, M'Lady. It's his way of flirting with the ladies," said Jae Ha.

"Hak, please take your flirtation elsewhere," Yona told off her childhood friend. "Don't mind him, M'Lady. Hak has a recent habit of flirting with women. Karate chop!"

Hak scowled as Jae Ha dissolved into laughter. When this game was over, he was going to have a word with the Princess before this tiresome misunderstanding took a permanent hold in her mind.