Four Corners of the Earth: A Grojband Story

by MLGhungrydew

After the cataclysmic events of "Six Strings of Evil." Grojband has fallen off the dam and into the flooded city. Their only intern, Reggie, had to watch in anguish as his friends were washed away, along with his happiness and job. But when the fist of opportunity knocks, he must travel the globe to find his friends on a grand adventure. Now complete!

6. Enter The Keymaster

We arrived at Tokyo in another 12 hours, considerably better than the last flight. "I've never been to Japan, I don't know what to expect." I said. We walked out the flight gate and I have never seen anything weirder, and I've seen monsters AND aliens. "Why do they put big eyes on everything?" I asked. "We haven't even left the airport." Corey joked. "The Grojtracker says that he's in a concert hall." I said. We took a taxi over to the concert hall. "C'mon, let's go." I said. "We can't right now! There's a Hitmonchan right by that lamp post!" Corey said, staring at his phone. We walked in to see a show called "The Keymaster. A man walked up on stage to announce the show. "Today, for the first time in history, the Keymaster, our esteemed guest, will be playing the world's first laser piano!" The announcer said. "Do you see Kin?" Corey asked. "Nope." I replied. The curtains arose, and a boy with sunglasses and a crazy outfit with a cape walked over to the piano. "You think that's him?" I asked. "Who?" Corey said. The concert went on for an hour and a half, and then the Keymaster walked off stage. "Come on, we gotta meet him!" Corey said. "Yeah, then we can tell Kin to rejoin Grojband!" I exclaimed. "Kin's here?" Corey asked as I sighed.

Later backstage, we approached Kin. "Do you have a backstage pass?" A bodyguard said. "Uhh..." I stuttered. "Let them in, I don't care." Kin said. "The Keymaster! I always wanted your autograph ever since an hour ago!" Corey said. "Corey?...err...Sure, random person I don't know." Kin said, eating fine cheese. "Look, just sign and get out of here." The Keymaster grumbled. "Hey, we traveled across the world to pick you up, and you obviously know who we are." I said. "What's in it for me, peasant." Kin said smugly. "I've recovered all your gadgets." I said. "SOLD!" Kin exclaimed.

We walked outside, to see a huge mob of people chanting "Don't leave, Keymaster!". "This won't end well." Kin said. A bunch of fans, about 6,000 people started chasing after Kin, Corey, and I. "We gotta run!" I said as a bunch of pedestrians were trampled by the fans. "So this is the second time we get chased by people." Corey said. We called another taxi. "Where to?" The driver said. We all looked back at the stampeding fans. "The airport!" We said as the driver starting moving at a snail's pace. I handed him 50 dollars, and the car sped up to 75 mph. "Aaaah!" Kin exclaimed. "I'm gonna puke!" Corey said, and he did. "It's everywhere! Even my hair!" I exclaimed like Dr. Seuss. After a few more minutes, we got to the airport just in time for the flight to Tanzania. "Phew, I'm glad that's over." Kin said. "For this flight, you will be watching an inflight movie!" The flight attendant said. "Oh boy! Star Wars? Lord of the Rings? The Dark Knight?" Kin asked. "The movie you will watch is...Foodfight!" The flight attendant said. "Noooooooo!" All the passengers said in unison.

This chapter got a lot more into it than I expected! For those who don't get the joke, Foodfight is one, if not The WORST animated movie of all time. There are a bunch of youtubers who reviewed it, like JonTron and Nostalgia Critic. MLG out!