Four Corners of the Earth: A Grojband Story

by MLGhungrydew

After the cataclysmic events of "Six Strings of Evil." Grojband has fallen off the dam and into the flooded city. Their only intern, Reggie, had to watch in anguish as his friends were washed away, along with his happiness and job. But when the fist of opportunity knocks, he must travel the globe to find his friends on a grand adventure. Now complete!

7. Bad Kitties!

The plane landed in Tanzania, and we were on safari in the African bush, looking for Kon. To be honest, Kon was kind of an idiot, but he was nice to all of us. A leopard rested in a tree, while zebras and hartebeests grazed in the tall grass. "Do you see Kon?" I asked. "There he is!" Corey said. "Corey, that's a warthog." I said. Corey put down the warthog and it bit him. "Ow!" Corey said. "Hey Kin, didn't you drink soda to track down Kon in the Chewpoocaca's lair?" I asked. "Huh, Didn't think of that." Kin remarked as he took a gulp of soda.

"BUUUUURP!" We all heard a loud burp that sounded like an elephant in a can, and there was Kon, running from some lions. "AAAAAH! Bad Kitties! I thought you wanted to be petted! BUUURP!" Kon yelled. "Yep, that's Kon." Kin said, sipping his soda. "Kon! Stand still! They won't attack you!" I said. "At least that's what WikiHow said!" I exclaimed. The lions took a long look at Kon, and then he burped again. "GRR..." The lions growled. We all looked at Kin. "What? This is good soda!" Kin said. Kon started running into the tall grass we were hiding from the lions in. "Great, now the lions see us!" Kin said. The lions came closer, and closer, but then they ran off, into the tall grass. "We showed them!" Kon said. However, it was not Kon, but a huge African elephant that scared off the lions. "Kon, I think your burps attracted an elephant!" Kin said. The elephant picked Kon up with his trunk, looked at him and walked away in disgust.

It was getting to sunset and we had to get out of the Serengeti before nightfall. "We can't be here at night, then we have a higher risk of being attacked by predators." Kin said. "More kitties to pet?" Kon asked. "The lions could return, along with hyenas, leopards, and crocodiles." I said. "And the mosquitos are the size of chickens." Kin grumbled. "I don't see anything wrong with this place!" Corey said, being oblivious. "At least after we get out we can go home and rock Peaceville!" Corey exclaimed. "Aren't you forgetting someone?" I asked. "No, not really." Corey said. "Begins with L, ends with Y." I said. "Uhh..Larry?" Corey asked. "You're clueless, boss." I said. How he could forget is beyond me. We got to a lodge just as sunset came, and took a bus to the airport. "You seriously don't know where Laney is?" I asked, as we were on the plane to Brazil, to find Laney.

I have completed 3/4 of Act 2. I will not be writing any more chapters for the day. However, there will be an additional scene in chapter 10.