Well, I dragged myself kicking and screaming into doing this. I honestly thought I'd leave this business, but I have an unresolved conflict. I need to finish the rewrite of Four Corners of the Earth, so I guess I'll do that. Also, we have a potty mouth in the reviews section, I hope you think about what you say.
My friends and I landed in the jungles of Brazíl, one of the largest countries in South America. We got off the plane, and got ready to look for Laney, the last member of Grojband. We rented a canoe and headed out to the Amazon River. "So, how long will we be sailing?" Corey asked. "I dunno." I answered. "Depends on if we find Laney quick enough." I remarked. Laney was the only one in the band with common sense, as someone to talk to. "Reg!" Kon said. "Whaddaya want!" I grumbled. "I dropped my chicken drumstick into the water!" Kon pleaded. "Why do you have a chicken drumstick in the middle of Brazil?" I asked, angrily. "Kon always comes prepared!" Corey exclaimed. "You're going to attract croco-" I yelled, when I was cut off by a big surprise. A crocodile leaped up onto the canoe from the water and started snapping at Kon! "The knife, where's the knife!" I exclaimed. "I traded it for the drumstick!" Kon replied. The crocodile suddenly whimpered and swam onto the shore. "Ha! Take that, ya dumb ol' croc!" Corey said. "Uhh...Guys?" Kin asked. "I think I know why the crocodile ran away!" Kin exclaimed. We were inches away from a huge waterfall! "Aaaah!" We all yelled.
We fell into a lake, and the canoe was broken. "Aw crap, now we gotta pay..A FINE!" Kin and Kon freaked out in unison. "C'mon, let's get out to shore." Corey said. We walked into the creepy forest floor, where wild animals roamed. A jaguar ran through the forest, chasing an agouti. An anaconda slithered into the river. A tarantula the size of a Chihuahua crawled onto Kin. "What's crawling on me?" Kin nervously stuttered. "I'LL SAVE YOU, KIN!" Kon yelled as he whacked Kin over the head with a trowel. The tarantula was nowhere to be seen. "OW!" Kin yelled. "Guys, guys. Let's keep walking." Corey said. We walked through the forest as I turned on the Grojtracker, when Kon stepped into a trap that hung him from a net. "Get me out of here! Use the knife!" Kon groaned. "Kon, you traded that for the chicken." I grumbled. Kin suddenly fainted, and I saw a dart in his neck. "Okay, this is getting creepy." Corey remarked. Corey and I saw a shadowy figure run through the forest, and jump through the trees. "Who are you?" I asked, before I blacked out and fell to the ground...
Later, in the evening I woke up with Corey, Kon, and a still asleep Kin, inside a treehouse. A shadow of a person was cast, about to walk into the treehouse. "Wake up Kin, the creepy jungle hermit is coming!" I exclaimed. "Aaah! The hermit is coming!" Kin screeched as he just woke up. We expected a hermit, but instead, in came Laney Penn, the last member I needed to find. "Laney?" Corey asked. "Sorry I attacked you guys. I thought you were invading wild animals." Laney stuttered. I couldn't blame her. Army Ants, Jaguars, Crocodiles, Army Crocodiles riding Jaguars, it's a brutal ecosystem. "So, how did you guys get here?" Laney asked. "Well, light the fire, because I have a tale to tell." I said.
Later, back in Peaceville...
The Newmans were practicing in their own garage. "C'mon guys, let's write another song. Now that Garbageband is dead, we can dominate peaceville. Suddenly, their garage door was lifted open by a student from Elementary High. "O Newmans! Open your doors and hearts, for soon comes Queencess Trina!" The messenger spoke. A carriage pulled by white horses parked onto the driveway. "Talk about high budget.." Carrie mumbled as Trina walked out of the carriage with a pink, frilly dress and a huge tiara. "It seems my Queendom has forgot about my brother's lame band." Trina said. "Go on." The Newmans replied. "I guess you can turn Corey's trashy songs and use them for your own, so everyone remembers you, and not them!" Trina cackled.
I'm doing this to complete the story I decided to rewrite a while ago. I've been making more descriptions, jokes, scenes, and I'm closing up a plot hole involving The Newmans.